The First Letter of Martin to Ke$ha

Hail Sleeze Queen:

Love is a state of being which by necessity must be governed by Truth. Truth without Love binds an individual to its cold fetters. Love without Truth is an aimless, carnal lust for vainglorious, selfish ambitions governed by envy. At the intersection of Love and Truth is Freedom.

You are Truth, my dear Ke$ha, its living embodiment. On June 21, 2012 Love triumphed. Now they attempt to subvert you in desperation; cast you in their false image. I would stand firm before you, with an unwavering tongue, to reaffirm that Truth is found in the utter, unconditional and passionate embrace of the human condition. Love Triumphed; Truth Remains; Freedom Will Reign In Perpetuity. 

Without Ke$ha I am nothing, with Ke$ha I shall not want.

In the Name of LeBron, Ke$ha, and Rasputin
GO HEAT!  

This epistle was written in response to the following link: http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561575_10151198140255399_1741517680_n.jpg

My Future Ex-Wife is a TOTAL FUCKIN FOX!!!! *swoon* ogle ogle ogle ogle ogle

The Final Letter of Martin to the Haters and Hypocrites

The Final Letter of Martin to the Haters and Hypocrites:

For LeBron so loved the world he chose Friendship and Love over all other material possessions, those who embrace LeBron shall find Love everlasting. In his Decision, he sought to prove the supposed axiom, "Love Conquers All". His Redemption will be our Salvation.

Go Heat, I say to you, a Victory for the Heat is a Victory for Love.

In the name of Bron Bron, D-Wade, and the Holy Bosh,
GO HEAT!

P.S. I think somebody was reading my epistles.