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Titans of Wrestling, Parv, Pete, Kelly & Johnny.
Thanks for all the
laughs & the memories.
Pro Wrestling Love vol. 36:
The Best of World Wrestling Federation 1978-1983
Objective: Break up the Greatest Match Ever Project
(hosted at http://gweproject.freeforums.net/) into more manageable chunks to
help me build my Top 100 List for the project.
Motivation:
Contribute to the discussion around these matches to enrich my own understanding
of pro wrestling and give a fresh perspective for old matches and even
hopefully discover great pro wrestling matches that have been hidden by the
sands of time.
Subject: This thirty-sixth
volume of Pro Wrestling Love is the beginning of the Top 12 countdown of the
best matches to take place in World Wrestling Federation between 1978-1983. This
era in WWF history is the Bob Backlund Era. Bob Backlund won the WWF
Championship from “Superstar” Billy Graham in February of 1978 and held it
until December of 1983 losing to The Iron Sheik. During this time period, Bob
Backlund was a major draw in the Northeast especially at Madison Square Garden
in New York City. This was the twilight of the Vince Sr era as Vince Jr would
transition to control in 1982. Bob Backlund has become one of my favorite
wrestlers upon rewatch starting back in 2013 and I am very excited to present
these two volumes of Pro Wrestling Love which will showcase him at his best. I
think the best way to explain Bob’s psychology is “Anything you can do, Bob can
do better”. As you read these match reviews this will become readily apparent.
I cant do this era justice so please I implore go listen to the greatest
podcast of all time: Titans Of Wrestling which chronicles the Bob Backlund
years of the WWF starting in 1979. You can revisit past Pro Wrestling Love
Volumes at ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com. You can check out the full version
of these reviews in ProWrestlingOnly.com by going to the forums and finding the
folders associated with the date of the match.
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DisHonorable Mention
WWF Heavyweight
Champion Bob Backlund vs Don Muraco – Spectrum 10/17/81
In the very first volume of Pro Wrestling Love, I set out
the mission statement of this project to celebrate pro wrestling. However, any
pro wrestling fans knows pro wrestling is far from perfect and there are some
real stinkers out there. I don’t know if there is anything stinkier than this
match right here. If you had to ask me what the worst match of all time is
right now, this would be my choice. Not only is one of the dullest experiences
of your life they go 55 MINUTES! I wrote as the conclusion to my review that
silver lining is that at least they did not go a full sixty minutes.
Honorable Mentions
Greg Valentine vs
Chief Jay Strongbow - Spectrum 7/21/79
Greg Valentine vs
Chief Jay Strongbow – MSG 7/30/79 Indian Strap Match
The Hammer sure had a beef with Indians in the 70s. He broke
Wahoo’s leg in Mid-Atlantic and he injures Strongbow here in this surprisingly
hot, blood feud. This is one of the many hidden gems uncovered by Titans of
Wrestling. For my Dad and my Uncles, Strongbow is one of the most memorable pro
wrestlers and I was happy to finally find some great Strongbow matches.
WWF Tag Champions Rick Martel & Tony Garea vs Mr. Fuji & Mr. Saito – MSG
12/29/80
WWF Tag Champions Rick Martel & Tony Garea vs Mr. Fuji & Mr. Saito – WWF TV 4/4/81
WWF Tag Champions Rick Martel & Tony Garea vs Mr. Fuji & Mr. Saito – WWF TV
10/17/81
“RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH NOTHING BUT PURE SALT!” One of the
all-time great Vince McMahon calls. This is a shoutout to the best tag team
feud in the WWF in what was usually a dire tag team division.
Sgt. Slaughter vs Pat
Patterson – MSG 4/6/81
The lead in for the famous Alley Fight match that is a great
match in its own right. I highly recommend watching this before for the Alley
Fight to get you hyped for that match.
WWF Heavyweight
Champion Bob Backlund vs Buddy Rose – MSG 8/30/82
WWF Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund vs Buddy Rose – Spectrum 11/25/82 Lumberjack
Buddy Rose is famous for the red-hot Rockers feud in the AWA
and being the lead man in Portland in the late 70s/early 80s. He also had a
stint as the heel challenger to Backlund in 1982. These two matches show off
why Buddy Rose is such a great Backlund opponent as he is a high-energy bumping
stooge, definitely check these out as they build on both men’s legacies.
WWF Heavyweight
Champion Bob Backlund vs Sgt. Slaughter – MSG 5/23/83,
Match of the Year 1983
The year 1983 is a year of transition for the WWF as it is
the first full year under Vince Jr. It is not considered one of the great years
in WWF history as Vince is trying to get his building blocks in place for his
national expansion thus he keeps the belt on Bob Backlund for the year and uses
retreads as his challengers (Muraco & Slaughter) with Masked Superstar
being the one new challenger. Slaughter, being such a great bumper, is one of
Backlund's best opponents. While this is not as good as their '81 Philly
series, this is still a great Backlund title defense.
Top Twelve
Matches of World Wrestling Federation 1978-1983
#12. WWF
Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund vs Ivan Koloff – MSG 8/28/78
WWF Match of
the Year, 1978
Tremendous Bob Backlund match! Pretty much everything you want out of a Backlund match and more! The best part of Backlund matches are his raw power, lots of struggle, interesting, dynamic wrestling strategy and logical progression. Here you get the added bonus of more Backlund selling and his opponent getting a chance to work on top. I thought the first half of this match was the more entertaining version of the Murdoch/O'Connor Headscissors AJPW 75 match. I loved how Backlund first got into the hold as there was a ton of struggle over a hiptoss so Backlund used Koloff as a base wrapped his legs around his head and took him over that way. They traded headscissors in really compelling fashion for 15 minutes. Backlund showed his usual dogged determination. If something is working for him, he sticks with it. Koloff ALWAYS had to use the hair to keep Backlund in the headscissors or to gain the upper hand, which is a great touch. Backlund got to show off his power with incredible bridging. Koloff actually placed Backlund on the top rope and Backlund was none to pleased about that and delivered a nice short knee there. Overall, the beginning of the match was very solid established Backlund as the better wrestler and Koloff needing to use the hair. I thought everything was snug and Backlund really wrenched his stuff. Koloff began to kick Backlund in the head and drop the knee as things picked up. Backlund caught Koloff's foot on a kick and we transition into the next phase. Backlund begins to work Koloff's leg ferociously. This is exactly the opportunity Backlund looks for in a match. The leg work is super energetic, lots of movement and he is always going back to it even when Koloff gets a move in here or there. Eventually, Backlund gets a little overzealous on a wrenching and goes out to the apron. Koloff suplexes him back in and then applies a short arm scissors. Koloff works a nice rolling short arm scissors with plenty of teases to the big spot. Backlund deadlifts Koloff up and places him the top rope. That always gets me! Backlund slaps the piss outta him! This was set up nicely by Koloff putting Backlund on the top rope earlier. Backlund goes to back to the leg with a modified figure-4, but again Koloff grabs the hair. Double stomp, but sells the leg! Backbreaker by Koloff. Very rare to get to see the heel pour it on, but it is refreshing. They knock heads and Backlund goes out to the floor. I smell countout. Not so fast! Koloff rams him into he turnbuckle and suplexes him in. He misses the top rope knee drop to a big pop! Backlund sets his head too early and Koloff kicks him. This sends him outta the ring that was kinda lame. The finish was pretty cool with Koloff coming off the top rope with a stomp to Backlund's head on the apron to draw blood ending the match on cuts. Backlund gets his heat back by kicking Koloff's ass including an atomic drop.
Really entertaining match, held back by just some slow portions in the holds. This was a classic Backlund match where everything progressed nicely. You had the battle of the headscissors that established face/heel dynamics and put over Backlund's power. Then when Koloff was roughhousing; Backlund made him pay by going after the leg. You have the big Backlund highspot of the short arm scissors deadlift into his possible finish with the figure-4, before a pretty hot finish run by Koloff set up by the hair pull. Another Backlund classic!
#11. WWF
Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund vs Ken Patera – MSG 1/21/80
I have never seen this match before and it is really awesome classic Bob Backlund. Anybody who says Bob does not sell well or cant sell should watch this match because he does a masterful job in a bearhug and maybe the best selling of a bearhug of all time. Throughout the rest of the match, Backlund continues to sell the pain and exhaustion. Before that, it was classic Backlund showing up his opponent early. Patera tried to use strength (takedowns and shoulderblocks), but was thwarted by Backlund's wrestling acumen and speed. There were some really fun one-upping shots. Now Backlund could not get anything going because Patera kept continuing to retreat to the safety of ropes. Patera carries Backlund to a corner off a side headlock, damn, stealing Bob's spot, ballsy. Patera goes after arm and uses hair pulls to keep Backlund in the armbars. Patera uses an armstretcher. Backlund was pissed about all these hair pulls so he used a boot to the face to break the hold. Backlund is classic here because he is going to beat Patera at his own game by applying an armstretcher. The rowing of the armstretcher was super over with the MSG crowd. Patera does the classic roll up counter, but Backlund expertly wraps up a headscissors. Patera escapes, only to end up back in armstretcher. Patera stomps Backlund's head to get out. Patera bodyslam only gets one with Backlund military pressing him off and Patera suplex does not fare much better. Then Patera applies the bearhug. Wow, one of the best bearhugs sequences ever. Backlund struggles so hard to get out and finally pries the arms off and hiptoss. Only to have Patera drives elbows into the back and reapplies the bearhug. Backlund's selling was perfect in how he was limp and Patera gets his shoulders to the mat. Backlund fires up only to collapse again, really well done. I love the payoff being a quick inverted atomic drop. Patera's sell of this is fucking awesome. Backlund wins a suplex struggle, but eats knees on a splash attempt. Patera hits an axehandle off the middle rope. He is looking Full Nelson to put the staggered Backlund out. Backlund slipped out and hit a massive atomic drop for a super hot nearfall. It was the first fall to go to a two count with Patera only getting his foot on rope. Patera pushed Backlund into the ref, which would trigger a No Contest, but there was an awesome heated slugfest post-match. Backlund kicked some serious. Everyone talks about the Texas Death Match, but this is a classic in its own right. The awesome Backlund shine was so much fun, loved the armstretcher tit for tat, one of the best bearhug sequences of all time and a super hot finish run with both men totally staggered and exhausted makes for an awesome match. Patera was great at his bumping and selling to really get Backlund over. I consider this one of the all-time best Backlund performances.
#10. WWF
Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund vs Sgt. Slaughter – Spectrum 1/10/81
I can hear Johnny Sorrow of Titans of Wrestling fame talking about Kal saying Backlund was "pumping pain" into Slaughter. Kal explains that these two are just living on weird street in this match.
It is Gomer Pyle vs Howdy Doody. Dick & Kal blames Vince for getting Gomer Pyle over. Right in the front row there is a sign says "Kill Gomer Pyle" and there are constant chants of Gomer. Slaughter is really frazzled by all this and has a hard time concentrating. He muffs his ears. This is a really fun shine with the typical Backlund showing up his opponent, but Slaughter is extra good at taking the bumps. Slaughter tries to sneak attack with the swagger stick after giving Backlund the thumbs down. Them's fighting provocations. Slaughter totally whiffs on a punch and tumbles over the top rope. Love it. Backlund single leg pick up. Slaughter rams his shoulder into the post. The Backlund arm work is actually unusually lackluster. Slaughter uses headbutts to break the hold. He uses the headlock to cover up driving knuckles into Backlund's head. Backlund is really WOAHING tonight. I like Kal description of Slaughter looking like a cartoon character with his jaw, big eyes and his expressive face. The ref catches Slaughter cheating and thus he switches to the back with backbreaker and then using trunks to pull Backlund into hard strikes on the back. Backlund fires back and knocks Slaughter onto weird street with a big headbutt. HUGE PILEDRIVER! Slaughter needs a quick jab to the throat and Dick says that Backlund opponents have no alternative because Backlund is so good. He signals for the unbreakable Cobra Clutch, but Backlund slips out. Slaughter is press slammed off the top. Slaughter kicks off Backlund in the O'Connor Roll sending him crashing to the floor. Backlund is knocked loopy. This is when the match goes into overdrive. The fans are urging Backlund on as Slaughter gets a chance to recuperate. Slaughter drives Backlund back first into the railing and backbreaker on outside. He drives Backlund's head into the post and turnbuckle. Backlund is busted wide open and Slaughter is very proud of his work. Slaughter bites the cut and punches Backlund's forehead on apron.Slaughter punches himself out and Backlund fires back with two headbutts into the midsection that doubles Sarge over. Backlund whips Slaughter for him to take his signature bump. The crowd goes wild and so does Backlund who is incensed and kicks the shit out of Slaughter on the outside driving him into hard metal objects. They fight on the apron and Backlund knocks Slaughter back in the ring giving Slaughter a countout win. The post-match brawl is awesome with Backlund kicking major league ass. The ref brings the title in the ring and Slaughter uses it to crack Backlund and the ref into the head.
I thought this match did a lot better job than the Backlund/Patera match in setting up the gimmick match. I really liked Backlund/Patera match as a classic wrestling match, but this is the match that makes you want to see a bloody steel cage match. Slaughter kicked the ass of Backlund and then left Backlund laying. Plus Backlund kicking ass was also awesome. A really awesome set up match for the steel cage match.
I thought this match did a lot better job than the Backlund/Patera match in setting up the gimmick match. I really liked Backlund/Patera match as a classic wrestling match, but this is the match that makes you want to see a bloody steel cage match. Slaughter kicked the ass of Backlund and then left Backlund laying. Plus Backlund kicking ass was also awesome. A really awesome set up match for the steel cage match.
#9. WWF
Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund vs Adrian Adonis – MSG 1/18/82
WWF Match of the Year, 1982
In the stodgy, lumbering early 80s World Wreslting Federation, Bob Backlund brings a dynamism more akin to Mid-Atlantic. I don't want to say that is overlooked by his proponents, but I don't think his critics give him enough credit for working the cutting edge style of movement in an area where everyone was accustomed to a slower pace. Yes, Backlund works holds, but he is always working the headlock or arm and peppering in spots in between. Adonis is a perfect opponent for Backlund in this regard because he excels at bumping and moving. Even though the majority of the match revolves around a long heel in peril sequence, it never drags too much because Backlund is always working the arm and Adonis working ways to get out, but ends up thwarted in a most entertaining fashion. The story was Backlund using Adonis' desperation against him by countering at every turn from the get go. This is a Backlund staple: you go running at him with a fist and he will single leg pick up you to make you foolish. So a similar effect he was always reapplying his wristlock. Adonis rolls up on the armstretcher-rowing spot. In doing so, Adonis does manage to bloody Backlund with by rubbing his palm in Bob's face, which I was surprised caused that to happen. The hardway blood definitely helps as it feels as though the playing field is level. Adonis even busts out a proto-Sling Blade. With his newfound advantage, Adonis starts throwing bombs to win the match (neckbreaker, slams, suplexes) and Backlund is getting crazy awesome kickouts. Adonis hits a piledriver, but it is only a decent one. Backlund knocks him off the top and Adonis crotches himself in most epic fashion. Backlund gets a receipt for the the stomp to the groin with his own stomp to the groin. Backlund then shows him how you muthafuckin piledrive someone. I like how Backlund threw back these moves in Adonis' face It is a shame he used that as a transition move. Good Night Irene! Backlund dives to the outside to break the hold, but shakes himself up in the process. Adonis rams Backlund's head into the turnbuckle and taps a gusher. They tease the countout, but Backlund makes it back in. I bit on the countout finish hard. A great, great boxing match breaks out; the ref loses control and awards the match to Adonis on cuts to set up the rematch, which was on an untelevised MSG card. BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
For Backlund critics, I am sure the talking point was that he dominated the match with the wristlock forever, but I thought they worked it an entertaining fashion. The home stretch was strong and the finish fantastic. This match is a great war of attrition. Adonis throws everything he has at Backlund, but Backlund is resilient. Look at that massive kickout by Backlund after the groin shot. They both are exhausted and battered. Then Good Night Irene, the countout finish tease and the bloody boxing match at the end. Definitely one of the best Backlund title defenses.
#8. WWF
Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund vs Greg Valentine – MSG 10/19/81
Huge kudos to the Titans especially Pete to get me to watch this in short order. This bad boy did not disappoint.
"Anything you can do, I can do better." - Bob Backlund's motto. Whether it is out-brawling Patera, out-powering Hogan or in this match out-slugging Valentine, Backlund's game is to prove he is better than his opponent at their game. It is this attitude that truly makes him a world heavyweight champion (I acknowledged it was not recognized as a World title, but damnit Bob is my boy.).
In this match, there a countless of examples of Valentine executing a move and Backlund absorbing the move and then dishing out the same move but with even more impact and ferocity. This is established early with Valentine getting three early takedowns. Backlund fires back in rapid fire those three same takedown. Anything you can do, Hammer, I can do better and don't you forget it, pal!
The crux of the match centers around Valentine and his full court press to apply the figure-4 on Backlund. He begins by weakening the knees. There is a great spot where Backlund gets a monkey flip out of a half crab. Anytime, Backlund looks to turn the tide, Valentine comes crashing down with a thunderous blow. Valentine tries 8 million ways to apply the figure-4, but he can't wrangle the ever-scrappy Backlund. This is just perfect pro wrestling. You can feel Valentine's frustration about not being able to apply this hold and simultaneously you feel Backlund's desperation to avoid this hold at all costs. The figure-4 becomes everything and you are totally invested in this struggle between these two competitors. Valentine tries a different tact. He turns the match into a slugfest. Against pretty much anyone else, Valentine could bully his way to victory with his vicious forearms, but not against our hero. Backlund gives as good he gets with equally vicious elbows, fists and headbutts that must have inspired BattlArts, The dynamic switch between stand up and ground really feels like you are watching BatBat match take place in early 80s WWF in MSG. It is crazy. Valentine bullies him into the ropes and goes back to the legs. He applies the figure-4 and Backlund immediately flips to his stomach. GREATEST SPOT EVER! Bow down at the altar of Bob Backlund! Again Valentine stymied switches to slugfest and this ends with a BACKLUND PILEDRIVER~! Only two for Bob, who misses the leg drop and hurts the injured leg. BattlArts headbutts from the knees ensue and they just beating the shit outta each other.
Then we get the finish. Valentine hoists Backlund up for the airplane spin, but hits the ref. Backlund ends up on top, a groggy ref counts to three, Valentine is up first and because they wearing the same trunks and have similar builds the ref hands the title incorrectly to the Hammer thus the title is held up. I get that they are setting up for a rematch and this is creative, but I didn't dig it. It is just kinda lame. I can't really explain it. It is just lame in my eyes. It knocks the match down just a peg. Still one of the all-time classics of the Backlund era, an absolute pleasure to watch and guide on how to sell the importance of a hold and a match. Terrific performance from both wrestlers.
#7. WWF
Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund vs Greg Valentine – MSG 11/23/81
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