Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Jun Akiyama: Fifth Pillar of Heaven or Fifth Wheel? (NOAH 2000-2002)

We often feel compelled to change on arbitrarily significant dates. What makes January 1st different than any other day to affect change in our lives, but I too feel compelled that a new year means a new beginning even though it is no different than April 17th. I think wrestling promotions tend to feel the same way after all they are products of humans. How many times did we hear Jim Ross tout Sting and Luger as the stars of the 90s? When All Japan moved into 2000 they needed change in the worst way and not because clock had struck 2000, but because of unsustainable booking and in-ring action. Misawa and Kawada had ran its course. The gaijin (Hansen, Dr. Death and Vader) were getting older with no one insight to replace them. Kobashi had been a great spark in the late 90s and would prove to have one last great drawing run in him, but he was on borrowed time with his shot knees. Thus everything was to fall on the youngest member of the Five Pillars of Heaven: Jun Akiyama.

Jun Akiyama: White Hot

Jun Akiyama represented the future of the NOAH promotion (the heir of 90s All Japan) with his youth and great wrestling ability. This was recognized almost immediately into the new year as he defeated All Japan Ace, Mitsuharu Misawa at the Budokan in the my current pick for Match of the Decade. He demonstrated a cold, calculated focus in his effort to defeat and prove himself worthy to be in the same breath as the Four Corners of Heaven. After this big moment, he continues this momentum in the following achievements:

Feb '00 - Pins Misawa at the Budokan
Aug '00 - First NOAH show, chokes out Misawa, pins Taue and drops tag partner Kobashi with a back drop driver. That is a huge friggin' angle. The next night he chokes out Kobashi to win.
Dec '00 - Kobashi gets his win back, but needs to use the Burning Hammer
July '01 - Pins Misawa to win the GHC Title
Oct '01 - Headline NJPW Dome show against Mutoh & Hase with Nagata
Jan '02 - Pin Nagata headlining 01/04 Dome show
Feb '02 - He pins Kobashi in a tag match against Kobashi & Misawa with Nagata

Akiyama was clearly positioned to be the early drawing card in the nascent NOAH promotion. Granted he was going against one of the best babyface draws of his generation in Kenta Kobashi, but that was a huge responsibility thrust upon him. If you watched the matches, he earned this responsibility. Of the nominated heavyweight NOAH matches from 2000-2002, he is in 6 of the 8. He is not as heelish as Takayama, but he is a great puroresu heel. He clearly had the charisma to pull off being an unlikeable prick. I do not want to dissect why I think Akiyama ultimately failed at being a top level star like Misawa or Kobashi because that is for  a later time period. In this time period, he is the hottest puroresu commodity as champion of NOAH and headlining two Dome shows for New Japan.

Eventually, Kobashi returns and instead of building to another Kobashi/Akiyama match, NOAH intends to build to Misawa/Kobashi for one last big match. I am not begrudging NOAH for this, but rather stating that Akiyama was the odd man out. He curiously dropped it to career All Japan midcarder (but Misawa's friend), Yoshinari Ogawa, who in turned dropped to Takayama and finally made its way to Misawa. Selfishly, I would have wanted to see Akiyama/Takayama plus I think it would have been a better loss for Akiyama. All is not lost for Akiyama. He forms a tag team with Akitoshi Saito (who I think sucks), which becomes the Ace tag team for NOAH. Even if he has been ostracized from the single ranks at least he is keeping a high profile by being the GHC tag champion.

I would definitely watch all the matches against Misawa and Kobashi (including a great tag title match from 2002) as Akiyama shines in all these performances. He truly looks like he belongs as he shows just as much intensity and passion as Misawa and Kobashi. It is like Stone Cold once said "Think shoot, but work" when these great legends mixed it up they definitely lived up to that adage.

Just another day at the office


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The rankings for the Best of Puroresu from 2000-2009 thus far:
1. Mitsuharu Misawa vs Jun Akiyama - Budokan 02/27/00
2. All Japan Triple Crown Champion Kenta Kobashi vs Yoshihiro Takayama - All Japan 05/26/00

3. All Japan Triple Crown Champion Genichiro Tenryu vs Keiji Mutoh - Budokan 6/8/01
4. Toshiaki Kawada & Masa Fuchi vs Yuji Nagata & Takashi Iizuka - NJ PPV 12/14/00
5. Kenta Kobashi vs Jun Akiyama - Budokan 12/23/00

6. IWGP Champion Kensuke Sasaki vs Toshiaki Kawada - 10/00 Tokyo Dome Non-Title 
7. Keiji Mutoh vs Toshiaki Kawada - Champions Carnival 04/01
8. Genichiro Tenryu & Masa Fuchi vs Toshiaki Kawada & Nobutaka Araya - AJPW 6/30/01

9. Kenta Kobashi vs Takao Omori - Champions Carnival Final '00
10. GHC Champion Mitsuharu Misawa vs Jun Akiyama - Budokan 07/27/01
11. GHC Tag Champions Jun Akiyama & Atikoshi Saito vs Kenta Kobashi & Kentaro Shiga - 10/19/02
12. Toshiaki Kawada & Genichiro Tenryu vs Stan Hansen & Taiyo Kea - Budokan 07/23/00
13. IWGP Heavyweight Champion Genichiro Tenryu vs Kensuke Sasaki - 01/04/00
14. Genichiro Tenryu vs Toshiaki Kawada - Vacant All Japan Triple Crown 10/28/00
15. Kenta Kobashi vs Jun Akiyama - NOAH #2 08/06/00

16. GHC Champion Yoshihiro Takayama vs Mitsuharu Misawa - Budokan 09/23/02
17. Mitsuharu Misawa vs Yoshihiro Takayama - Vacant GHC Title 04/15/01
18. Genichiro Tenryu vs Satoshi Kojima - AJPW 07/07/02
19. IWGP Champion Yuji Nagata vs. Yoshihiro Takayma - Tokyo Dome 05/02

20. Keiji Mutoh vs Yuji Nagata - Sumo Hall 08/12/01 G-1 Climax Final
21. Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi vs Jun Akiyama & Yuji Nagata - Budokan 02/17/02
22. Mitsuharu Misawa & Akira Taue vs Kenta Kobashi & Jun Akiyama - NOAH #1 08/05/00
23. Genichiro Tenryu vs Satoshi Kojima - AJPW 02/24/02

24. Yoshihiro Takayma vs Osamu Nishimura - G-1 Climax Semifinals
25. Yoshihiro Takayama vs Kensuke Sasaki - G-1 Climax Round Robin
26. Keiji Mutoh & Hiroshi Hase vs Jun Akiyama & Yuji Nagata - Tokyo Dome 10/08/01
27. Shinya Hashimoto & Yuji Nagata vs Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama - Zero-One 3/2/01
28. Toshiaki Kawada vs Satoshi Kojima - AJPW 06/06/01
29. GHC Tag Team Champions Wild II vs Jun Akiyama & Akitoshi Saito - Budokan 9/23/02


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Jun Akiyama vs Mitsuharu Misawa - Budokan 2/27/00

After this match, Akiyama was paid, laid and made. This was not a passing of a torch. Akiyama was out to seize that torch on that night and Misawa was going to fight every single step of the way to keep it. The proof is in the pudding: watch Akiyama's head snap back on one of Misawa's transition elbows in the corner or the knee drop Misawa drops on Akiyama's nose that draws blood. When I saw that knee, I was like "Holy fuck, I think he just broke his nose" and when Akiyama came up then was blood. Akiyama gave as he good as he got. As soon as, he was given a weakness (Akiyama drove Misawa to the mat on an attempted reverse cross body and Misawa came up holding his neck) and he went after Misawa's neck (yes given the circumstances now that can be uncomfortable) with a tenacity rarely seen. I am a drop toehold mark. In this match, I think I saw the greatest drop toehold of all time, when Akiyama applied a drop toehold onto Misawa into the railing. Thus match developed into one of the all-time classic Misawa matches with Misawa working underneath while Akiyama strung together one of the greatest offensive runs of all time. The whole time because of the credibility of Misawa's comeback and Misawa's elbow going all the way back to 1990 you never once think he is outta of it until he is shockingly out of it.

They are a bit tentative to start and they actually dive out of the way each of the other's moves before Misawa hits a dropkick sending him out of the ring. Akiyama, knowing Misawa too well, moves out of the way so Misawa stops himself on the apron and hits his diving elbow onto Akiyama. Misawa hits some absolutely wicked elbows on Akiyama in the corner to establish him dominance as THE ACE. However, Akiyama side-stepped a Misawa reverse cross body and drove him to the mat. Misawa comes up holding his neck and the complexion of the match totally changes. Akiyama hits a jumping knee to send Misawa out to the ring. Misawa whips Akiyama into the railing, but Akiyama side-steps him and hits the most wicked drop toehold into railing. He drops Misawa onto the railing throat first and while he is hanging there he hits him with a knee from the apron. Then he hits a knee while Misawa is hanging on the apron, then a piledriver onto the floor and then a friggin' wrist-clutch exploder on the apron. This was a holy shit string of moves all focused on the neck. Akiyama wrangled him into a cool neck submission with grapevining his legs in such a way to apply pressure on Misawa's neck.

Misawa backs him into the corner and hits an absolute monster back elbow and then a springboard dropkick to face. This is a wake up call to Akiyama that there is a reason Misawa is known as one of the most resilient wrestler ever. Misawa hits his front facelock the announcer sells it like it is 1992, but it is 2000 and the crowd does not really buy it. I will say it still looks tenacious as all hell. The crowd just was not buying it as a possible finish. Akiyama dropkicks Misawa off the top rope, hits a running knee off the apron, knee to the back into railing, tombstone piledriver in the ring and finishes this run off with a huge diving elbow to Misawa's neck while he is in the ring and an Exploder. He still can only get a 2.

Misawa gets out of a neck submission to hit his spinkick and drop a nasty knee to Akiyama's nose that draws blood. Misawa's frogsplash gets 2. Misawa runs of his impressive offense: two Germans and a Tiger Driver. Misawa hits a roaring elbow, but just phases Akiyama who hits two Exploders. On the second exploder, Misawa fumbles around before falling looking oddly like arch-rival, Toshiaki Kawada. Could the Kid actually pull it off? Akiyama hits a running knee to Misawa's face and then an exploder for 2. He hits a brainbuster for two. Finally hits the mother of all wrist-clutch exploders dropping Misawa on his head to win at that point the biggest of match of his career in grandiose fashion.

This match reminds me so much of The Dark Knight in how it is perfect confluence of the superficial with meaning. What makes the Dark Knight so great is there is enough fireworks and eye candy to appeal to our audiovisual senses, but all rooted in a beautifully woven story. It appeals to pretty much facet of humanity, much like this match. You have the story of the young upstart looking to dethrone warrior-king by attacking his neck ruthlessly and violently. The old warrior-king has plenty of fight left in him, but eventually he overcome by the surmounting pain and the indefatigable resolve of the young upstart. On top of that, this is one of best offensive spectacles to ever be produced. Akiyama does a tremendous job of never letting up just zeroing in when Misawa is coming back he does not stop coming forward. Misawa is one of the ultimate underneath workers in this match he gives Akiyama even more offense than he would usual, which shows how much he trusted him at this point. After that second Exploder, when Misawa tried to get up and just fell back down you flashed back to all the times it had happened to Kawada and it was Misawa standing tall. The grand finale was a vicious head-drop wrist clutch exploder. Akiyama respected Misawa enough to know that he had to have no remorse if he wanted to take his place in the run. *****
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Mitsuharu Misawa & Akira Taue vs Burning (Kenta Kobashi & Jun Akiyama) 
- NOAH Debut Show 8/5/00 2 Out Of 3 Falls

Pyrotecnics, a ramp and a post-match angle immediately NOAH signals that it is going to be different than All Japan. The booking builds on Akiyama's big victory over Misawa and pushes him as the center piece of the new promotion. From August through December, NOAH relied on the Akiyama/Kobashi feud to carry the shows. What a way to kick off this money feud then with Akiyama taking out Misawa and Taue in two straight and then laying out Kobashi after the match. Thats how you make a new star!

Within 2 minutes, Akiyama chokes Misawa out and had young boys tending to him. I will say that Kobashi did hit a half-nelson suplex right before, but I don't think it lessens the impact of Akiyama winning the first fall in such decisive fashion. Misawa made a career out of takin a lickin and kept on tickin. It is elbows for everyone and Taue slaps the shit out of Akiyama. After a exchange Misawa/Kobashi, the Akiyama show begins again with Akiyama getting whipped by Taue. Taue hits his Nodowa on the ramp (excellent first use of the ramp) and Akiyama is just a heap. Taue heaves him back into ring. Misawa and Taue get nearfalls on Akiyama. Akiyama rolls through a Nodowa. Kobashi with a spinning back chop, but Taue gets a knee lift to tag Misawa before things get too out of hand. Misawa hits a missile dropkick to swing it back in their favor. Misawa blocks the half nelson suplex, but Akiyama blinds tags himself in. Young hotshot just looking for action or is he looking to prove himself as the new ace? Taue and Akiyama tease the apron Nodowa, but Kobashi breaks it up (buzzkill). Taue hits a nodowa in the ring and a Dynamic Bomb, but Kobashi saves again. Kobashi powerbombs Misawa into the corner, which always looks sick. Kobashi hits the Burning Lariat on Taue, but walks into Emerald Flowsion. Akiyama hits the Exploder twice on Misawa and a knee and an exploder on Taue. After the match, the real fireworks begin when Akiyama hits a back drop driver on his long-time partner, Kenta Kobashi. Thus setting up the main event for the next night.

The match is really a vehicle to propel Akiyama to the top as I stated he wins two straight falls over two of three of his biggest possible opponents and then dropped the other on his head after the match. I think there was subtle ways to make Akiyama the heel besides the fact he was the one who turned Kobashi. He choked out Misawa, which is a pretty violent way to beat someone. Also, he was getting saved a lot by Kobashi. He did ultimately win and he did not look weak, but maybe the story is that he is biting off more than he can chew. Only way to find out is watch the next night's main event. ***1/2
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Jun Akiyama vs Kenta Kobahi - NOAH #2 8/06/00

Now that they positioned Akiyama as a force to be reckoned with it was time to consolidate that and they went a long way towards doing that by having Akiyama choke out Kobashi to win NOAH's first single main event. My biggest issue with this is that it was not wrestled that much in the vein of blood feud, but more along the lines of an All Japan epic and I think if NOAH really wanted to depart from the past then have an out of control brawl could have cemented that image. No matter this is still a very good match just a bit disconnected from the storyline set up the night before. It actually began as I wanted with a heated exchange and Akiyama powdering, but once he got back in everything became tentative they went into the test of strength and sort of slowed it down. The first big highspot is Kobashi hitting a powerbomb on Akiyama to the outside. Akiyama really milks for everything it is worth. That separates the great wrestlers from the chumps because plenty would be right back up hitting moves and taking bumps. Kobashi is now doing ab stretches and a full nelson. I don't have anything against that, but I think storyline necessitates a more violent layout. Akiyama hits a pair of basement dropkicks on the bandaged knee to take control and Kobashi selling of these dropkicks is so damn good. "Ko-Bash-i" chants ring out as Akiyama has him in the scorpion deathlock. Akiyama is relentless on the knee very similar to his hyper-focus in the Misawa match. Akiyama goes for an Exploder and a great struggle before Kobashi snaps off a suplex then his own sleeper suplex. Kobashi is still selling his knee as he tries string together some offense: powerbomb and half-nelson suplex. However, it seems like the injuries have sapped too much of his strength and energy as Akiyama hits FIVE exploders and chokes him out to win. After the match, the young boys are tending to Kobashi and one is giving him CPR so Akiyama to be a prick gets into a scuffle and there is even a hip swivel on the ramp.

Watching this match, I thought I came in with the wrong expectations. It was a dick move to drop Kobashi on his head the previous night, but maybe it was supposed to be more symbolic then start of Akiyama, the super heel. Then the finish and post-match happened where Akiyama chokes him out, attacks those helping Kobashi and is a cocky prick on the ramp. I think antics are truly emblematic of what is trying to be achieved. It is just that the All Japan guys are so rooted in their ways they only know that way to wrestler a match. It is a very good match, but falls short of being on the level of other All Japan epics, but that's why they have rematches, folks. ****
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Jun Akiyama vs Kenta Kobashi - NOAH #4 PPV 12/23/00

The story of Akiyama's two monumental victories is focus, focus, focus. Take what it is given to you and don't let up. Weather the inevitable comeback and unleash a barrage of Exploders to win. In this match, he has three things working against him: he falls into an early hole, Kobashi's half-nelson suplex levels the playing field in the middle and then pride at the end. In the previous matches, Misawa's elbow and Kobashi's lariats and suplexes were rendered powerless by Akiyama's tenacious work. In this match, Kobashi shows tremendous fighting spirit in working through his arm injury to hit a half-nelson suplex to knock Akiyama out. Akiyama is able to recover from this, but when he had Kobashi knocked out on the outside after an Exploder instead of taking the victory he wanted the decisive victory. Thus was the great, long fall of Akiyama from the top rope onto the back of his head.

Kobashi is ripshit to start the match and is lighting Akiyama up. Akiyama vacillates between retreat and standing tall with neither working. On the outside, he is able to use Kobashi's overzealousness against him ducking out of the way of a chop. He drops him across the railing and Kobashi is really selling the cheat. As a viewer, I thought this was clearly the opening Akiyama would exploit. However, Akiyama deviates and instead goes high-risk on the ramp hitting a DDT on the ramp and a running elbow (ala Mutoh). He looks to end it early with an Exploder, but Kobashi plants him with a DDT on the edge of the ramp. Akiyama deviating from the gameplan did not work out too well. Instead, Kobashi takes a page out of Akiyama's playbook and is absolutely relentless on Akiyama's neck. It really climaxes when Akiyama goes for his knee in the corner and Kobashi throws him down. Akiyama really sells that neck making you believe Kobashi had turned the tables on Akiyama. I actually believed I could buy Kobashi's headlock as the finish after the neck work and Akiyama selling and how tenacious this headlock was.

In a callback to the August match, Akiyama saves himself with two desperation dropkick to Kobashi's knee. Different day, same story? Not so fast, Akiyama drops a boot on Kobashi's arm from the apron and drives his knee into Kobashi arm riding into the railing. Akiyama is looking to take away the Burning Lariat and the lethal chops of Kobashi. The following arm work is so textbook, but so well-done with Akiyama using everything available (ropes, post, railing, his own shoulder) to hit to inflict damage on the arm. Kobashi makes you believe that arm is totally useless, but just when end seems near he snaps off a sleeper suplex. Kobashi continues to sell the arm, but hits a half-nelson suplex on Akiyama that knocks him the fuck out. That is not something Akiyama had to weather in his previous victories. Kobashi is still injured, but in a lot of ways the entire playing field had been levelled. Kobashi, ever the sportsman, stops the ref's count and drags Akiyama back into the ring. Kobashi still sells the arm doing moves like the powerbomb and the lariat. You believe it is arm that is allowing Akiyama to kick out because those moves don't have their usual power behind them.

Kobashi goes for a move that does not use the arm: the moonsault. However, Akiyama gets up to powerbomb him off the top rope. It is even stevens. It really feels like it is a tied ball game going into sudden death overtime at this point. Akiyama goes for the kill with the exploder on the apron, but they both jump off the apron. Akiyama is able to hit an Exploder on the exposed concrete and he is fuckin out. Now, Akiyama stops the ref's count to drag Kobashi back into the ring. In Akiyama's mind, a pinfall the ring must mean effacing all doubts and securing his place in the Sun. He hits a double-arm DDT, a diving elbow to the back of Kobashi's head and then a exploder, but only gets two. Akiyama goes for his choke, but they get wrapped up in the ropes. There is a great struggle over the wrist-clutch exploder where you actually feel bad that Kobashi is about to be hit with this move. Then Kobashi kicks out! So Akiyama figures the only thing more he can do is hit the Exploder off of a higher place. Kobashi still has enough struggle in him to send Akiyama crashing onto the back of his head. Kobashi just collapses onto the mat in a great visual. Kobashi hits three lariats, but he knows what he must do. Akiyama puts up a perfunctory struggle before the inevitable BURNING HAMMER~! Both men shake hands and all is right in the Kingdom of NOAH.

At 35+ minutes, this match continues the lineage of dramatic, epic Kings Road matches. I loved the symmetry of both men having the other knocked out at different points, but wanting to finish it in the ring. I liked the callbacks to their previous encounters. I do think this match is a little overly self-indulgent and could have benefited from trimming. There is plenty of gratuitous suplexes and such that left off because I did not want to write a novel about this match and because I thought they were insignificant. I am strong believer moves like that should not be. In the February 2000 classic with Misawa, there were no wasted moves. Still, it showcased Akiyama and Kobashi at their finest with Akiyama working the arm over and Kobashi fighting through it. There is no slight in not being as good as that Misawa/Akiyama 2000 match. It was a great, great blowoff match and excellent example of both men's resumes. ****1/2

RE-REVIEW:

I liked this match significantly better than 2004 Dome Match. The Dome match had so much time and they built drama through the extended periods of lying around. This match was more about the struggle and reacting to each other. It was wrestled almost as "big" as the Dome match (not as much Clash of Titans). My major complaint is that it feels removed from the storyline, which started on the first ever NOAH show where Akiyama drilled his tag partner, Kobashi after the match and then choked him out the next night. You would have expected Kobashi to be red hot looking for revenge and Akiyama looking to prove once and for all there is a new Sheriff in town. Instead it felt like a very good epic championship match not a personal grudge match. Overall, the match is very engaging and entertaining. The big difference is the amount of urgency with Akiyama never wanting to fall too far behind and Kobashi looking to prove he is still a level above Akiyama. Akiyama dropkicks the knee to stun Kobashi before attacking the arm. That really becomes the hook and you see Kobashi is fighting through the pain, but his stuff does not have the same oomph. Then when he goes for the Moonsault (no arm needed) Akiyama turns the tide and basically knocks Kobashi out with an Exploder to the floor. Ever resilient Kobashi fights Akiyama on everything the choke and wrist clutch exploder. One last wild swing of the arm sends Akiyama tumbling down onto the back of his head. Akiyama had injured the back of his head earlier and he never stood a chance. This match featured great selling, offense and escalation that built to a dramatic conclusion. There is definitely some fat to trim back, but still an excellent match. ****1/2

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The Immovable Object, I presume? Have you met my irresistible force? 


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Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama vs Shinya Hashimoto & Yuji Nagata - Zero-One 3/2/01

The decentralization of puroresu continues as the disenchanted Hashimoto forms his own promotion known as Zero-One (started in the year 2001) and brings in three of the biggest stars of puroresu for his debut show. It is the fastest rising stars in New Japan and NOAH on either side and of course the main attraction is to see the Ace of 90s New Japan mix it up with the Ace of 90s All Japan. I did not expect such a snoozefest of a match. Everything felt so tepid until the end. The match did make Hashimoto look like an absolute monster, but other than that it was pretty uneventful. Nagata is just not a very good submission wrestler, which is a problem since that is his gimmick at this point. Akiyama does his best to make it interesting by heeling it up and taunting Hashimoto. After Nagata catches him with a German, Misawa says "Kid, let me show you how it is done." and Nagata gets some kicks in before it is elbow city. Misawa gives him "Now you do something" tag. Akiyama piledrives Nagata while taunting Hashimoto. This match undercut Akiyama pretty bad, but hey at least he was a total prick during it. Nagat kicks Akiyama's leg out from under him and is going to do his Nagatalock while saluting Misawa, but thinks better of it and tags Hashimoto. Hashimoto rips through Akiyama, who bails. Akiyama thinks about it on the outside before coming back in and just being taken to the woodshed. It really feels like Akiyama was playing the same role as Nobutaka Araya in the tag match I watched earlier. Akiyama is not Araya. Hashimoto overhand chop is pretty sweet and he looks like a beast.

Finally, we get Misawa vs. Hashimoto. Misawa hits a spinning back elbow up against the ropes. Hash with a huge overhand chop sends Misawa to his knees and then floors him with a kick to the chest. Then tags Nagata. Awww is that it? Tease. Nagata applies a shitty armbar and then a crossface. Misawa can't be bothered with this shit and just elbows out of it and tags Akiyama. Take care of my light work, Akiyama. They trade exploders, you know it was coming. Akiyama applies a crossface. Akiyama goes for another, but Nagata drops down into guillotine choke. I liked the symmetry of that. Here comes Hash to murderize Akiyama, but Ak cuts him off with a high knee. Atta boy! He puts his foot on his throat and makes the ref count. Glorious. Misawa goes for the Tiger Driver, but Nagata interferes. Hashimoto disposes of Misawa and tags Nagata. Misawa gets the Tiger Driver for two. On the next one he elbows Hashimoto, but it gets reversed into a triangle choke. Akiyama saves Misawa after a Nagata back drop driver with a pin.

Hashimoto is in for the kill and hits a couple DDTs, but cant put Misawa away while Nagata detains Akiyama. Akiyama breaks free and slaps the shit out of Hashimoto while he is trying to suplex Misawa. This wakes up Hashimoto who now has murder in his eyes and goes to town in the corner. This allows Misawa to hit a German Suplex from behind for the win. After the match, Hashimoto makes a beeline for Akiyama and tries to kill him. Melee ensues.


It was nice to see Akiyama heel it up and Misawa in a back to basics match, but it felt like nothing happened. Hashimoto would come in kick ass and then leave. Why leave? Why not just win? Misawa was not much better with Nagata either. He let Nagata hit moves, but then no sold them and just would elbow. Akiyama was at least interesting, but treated like Hashimoto's bitch. I get the appeal that it is Misawa vs. Hashimoto. It did not do anything for me. The ending was good with all of Akiyama's antics finally getting him in hot water with Hashimoto. The payoff with Misawa sneaking away with the victory was cool. I'm giving it *** because it was a decent match with a very good payoff and finish.

RE-REVIEW:

Seriously though, I have no clue why I was so down on this match that I felt that way. Upon rewatch and re-reading my review, I agree with most of what I said, but have a more positive feeling from the match. My biggest departure from what I said was that it was tepid until the finish. That is just flat wrong. The best part of this match was how heated it was and the tension throughout the match. Akiyama was great and I loved how Hashimoto got so sucked into Akiyama's douchebaggery.

The match ultimately feels unsatisfying as a match. They payoff one storyline with the finish with Hashimoto being so obsessed with Akiyama that Misawa was able to blast Hashimoto in the back of the head with an elbow and win with a Tiger Driver. However, I just felt like Hashimoto and Misawa was a tease. Nagata was fine in the best match, but everything felt inconsequential. The opening was really good for establishing the storyline and the payoff was excellent. The middle section with Nagata coming in after Hashimoto just did not advance anything and while heated, it did not generate more heat. Revision takes it to ****1/4
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GHC Heavyweight Champion Mitsuharu Misawa vs Jun Akiyama 
 Budokan 1st Anniversary Show 07/27/01

The crowning achievement of Jun Akiyama's career as it finally seems like he is going to be the man. All of 2000 was leading to this climax where he defeats Misawa to become the GHC Champion. The aftermath would turn out differently as NOAH would reset and go with Kobashi as their big drawing ace. However, for this one night Akiyama looked like he fulfilled his potential and had become puroresu's new big star.

In their last big match at the Budokan, Misawa lost to Akiyama and he comes out elbows blazing. He will not be deterred and elbows through everything. Akiyama tries to powder. Misawa keeps elbowing. Akiyama ties to take it to the mat. Misawa elbows out. Akiyama tries to go elbow for elbow well that is just preposterous. Akiyama finally kills this onslaught by dropkicking Misawa off the top rope onto the floor in a sweet bump. Akiyama drives his knee into Misawa back sending him crashing into the railing. Misawa is not the only who remembers their previous match as Akiyama goes for Misawa's neck with a tombstone piledriver and some neck submissions. All of sudden we are transported to the Greensboro Coliseum where the "Total Package" Mitsuharu Misawa no-sells "Nature Boy" Jun Akiyama's strikes in the corner and cleans his clock with some more elbows and Akiyama has some great webble-wobble, ropes holding me up sells of it. The one of the biggest stylistic differences in this match from the 02/00 match is that Misawa gets way more of his offense in this match. I don't if it is due to his age, but Misawa almost looks demonic when he slaps on the front facelock the way his eye-brows are arched. Misawa gets his trademark diving elbow to the floor after doing a rana out of a powerbomb and a butterfly suplex after he cant get his Tiger Driver. Then out of nowhere Akiyama applies a crossface.

Here come the fireworks! Akiyama DDTs Misawa on the ramp and teases an Exploder and a German off the ramp onto the floor, but Misawa elbows him off. Similar to Misawa's fatal mistake in 2000, Akiyama dodges an elbow from the ramp and drives him to floor. He capitalizes on this mistake with an Exploder on the floor and in the ring. Then in a perplexing move, Akiyama goes to the top? They tease a superplex until you realize that they are actually going to do a SUPER TIGER DRIVER~! It did not look as great as it possibly could have, but the audience and announcers all collectively lost their shit. Misawa sells his own damage thus it takes him too long to cover. Misawa follows up with the Roaring Elbow and a Tiger Driver both getting two. Hence he looks to finish off Akiyama and hit the Emerald Flowsion, but Akiyama wriggles free to hit two Exploders to level the playing field.

They are both in their respective corners and charge at each other, but it is Akiyama's high knee that finds the mark. The end is nigh for Misawa. The brainbuster and choke fail to polish off Misawa, but the combination of an Exploder and a Wrist-Clutch Exploder ultimately finish Misawa and Akiyama wins his first major singles title.

Unlike the first match, Akiyama feels like he is overcoming Misawa's onslaught of elbows and bombs. In the first match, he builds a huge lead and needs to weather the inevitable comeback. In this performance, he proved he does not have to be a front runner and he has big time comeback ability. I loved Misawa's presence in this. He was not going to lose to Akiyama again and just elbowed through everything. He would not be denied. The problem was that when he tried something high-risk it paid off with him crashing and burning (yes he pulled off the SUPER TIGER DRIVER~!, but more often than not he ate concrete). Eventually, it came down who was quicker at pulling the trigger Akiyama's knee or Misawa's elbow and the younger Akiyama won that battle and ultimately the match. My major issue with this match was the transitions were pretty lame and did not weave a complete story. The Akiyama crossface and the SUPER TIGER DRIVER~! were poorly set up from an in-ring action perspective. I don't think they made the most of their big spots. Nothing seemed to have any consequence until about 2 minutes to go. I liked the story, but I thought the plot devices could have been better combined to deliver a more complete match. ****

RE-REVIEW:

Rewatched this as I felt I short-changed it. It is amazing that I am agreeing with my reviews almost wholeheartedly I just absolutely hate the ratings I am giving. What is my problem! After Misawa lost in 2000 this is the exact match they needed especially if Akiyama is scheduled to win. Misawa has, has to reestablish himself as a major obstacle for Akiyama to overcome and he does that by elbowing through everything. Akiyama and Misawa are making each earn everything. Akiyama is not standing around just getting elbowed he is forcing Misawa to elbow through his offense. By the same token when Misawa hesitates like he did on the top rope early Akiyama dropkicks him off the top rope. I loved how they constantly attacking, but with Misawa getting the better. Thus Akiyama earns another victory over Misawa, but this time it is through resiliency rather than pure offense. He plays Misawa's game and wins. Misawa is forced to one-up himself and more often than not does more harm than good. Thus the Super Tiger Driver was the key to victory, but could not follow it up. Akiyama has enough fight to counter the Emerald Flowsion and hit a bomb. Like I said, they are both recovering in opposite corners. It comes down to who can pull the trigger first and Akiyama hits the knee and the rest is history. Akiyama outlasts Misawa and wins proving February 2000 was no fluke and that he can come from behind. Some of the transitions were a bit lame and it was a bit bloated and listless in the middle. The overall story propels this to fourth best match of 2001 and probably no worst than #30. ****1/21
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Jun Akiyama & Yuji Nagata vs Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi - Budokan 2/17/02

The two combatants in New Japan's 01/04/02 Dome show team together to face Misawa & Kobashi in Kobashi's return match from knee injuries to draw a sell out at the Budokan. Not only is it Kobashi's return match, but was this the first time he had teamed with Misawa since 1995. NOAH played two pretty big drawing cards there to ensure a sell-out. There are big Kobashi chants to start and you know Akiyama's days as champion are numbered with such a big time reaction. Misawa and Nagata start with some decent chain wrestling. Nagata seems to get the best of Misawa on the mat and fights through Misawa's trademark elbows. They both tag out and there is a big pop for the Kobashi vs. Akiyama showdown. Kobashi looks pissed and is ready to light up some muthafuckas. That is the theme of the beginning of the match, the people want to see Kobashi kick some ass so he delivers. He chops the shit out of Akiyama and hits a delayed vertical suplex then brutalizes Nagata with high chops and then does his short knee lifts/ab stretch combo on him. Nagata kicks Kobashi knee during a struggle over a suplex to buy his team some time and Akiyama capitalizes with a jumping high knee. That is the risk Misawa and Kobashi took with having Kobashi take a bulk of the offense early. Akiyama applies a Boston Crab, but Kobashi makes it to the ropes. Kobashi starts to hulk-up and throws down Akiyama in the corner, but a drop toehold stymies him and Nagata applies the crossface. Nagata get back to the legs and drops down for his version of the figure-4 and Akiyama cuts off Misawa this time. Kobashi's selling including verbal selling has made this heat segment one of the better ones so far in my 00s puroresu watching. Kobashi is able to fire off a suplex to finally tag Misawa.

Misawa will not be denied and his elbow find its mark on Akiyama and Nagata. However after repeated attempts for the Tiger Driver, Akiyama nails him with an Exploder. Akiyama wisely tags out to Nagata who hits a Northern Lights Suplex and applies a crossface, but now Kobashi saves. Here comes the Misawa comeback with the Roaring Elbow and Tiger Driver, but only gets 2. Kobashi comes in to the joy of the crowd and delivers his string of crowd-pleasers: Spinning Back Chop, Half-Nelson Suplex, but powerbomb gets countered into a triangle choke by Nagata. Nagata aint holding down Kobashi, who gives him a sleeper suplex for his troubles. Nagata is able to kick Kobashi's leg one last time to give his team the advantage. Akiyama and Nagata are able to do a double submission spot with Nagata applying the STF and Akiyama his choke. Huge Kobashi Chants. Kobashi is still struggling, but to my surprise a wrist-clutch exploder does him in while Misawa is detained by Nagata.

I am so used to American psychology, I often forget it is customary for wrestlers to lose their return match to put over ring rust and build their comeback to a more satisfactory climax. This is a fun popcorn match. The beginning is just giving the fan what they want Kobashi killing bitches dead. Then they add the drama with Akiyama and Nagata targeting the injured knee. After that it just becomes a bomb fest with everyone hitting their best hits before Nagata gets one last ditch kick to knee and you see Kobashi putting over the new champion Akiyama. While this is yet another big win for Akiyama, soon after he would be shunted to the tag division and the process was begun to get the strap to Kobashi by getting it to Misawa first to set up a big money gate at the Budokan. ***1/2

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GHC Tag Team Champions Wild II (Takeshi Rikio & Takeshi Morishima) vs 
Jun Akiyama & Atikoshi Saito - Budokan NOAH 9/23/02

You know all those touring 80s metal bands with only one original member (looking at you, Quiet Riot) that's what this match felt like. It was a wicked bad All Japan tribute match that had one of the original members of the band performing. You know what this match is good for, though. You see why Akiyama is a cut above the rest. The way he throws himself into every bump and into every move makes you believe. Don't get me wrong, Rikio and Morishima had potential, but they were so tentative. Not tentative in a I am selling that match as a big deal let me be cautious, but tentative more like I don't want to hurt myself or my opponent and still pretty green. Atikoshi Saito is a lost cause and just a pretty atrocious wrestler. I have no idea how Akiyama got saddled with such a chump. He was apart of some of the slap exchanges and double clothesline spots ever. Jesus, in Japan, it is not like work their slaps just friggin' shoot slap him. Rikio and Morishima were not much above him in terms of laying it in, but they did try a bit harder with Akiyama. The Morishima side slam on Saito to transition out of his heat segment was pathetic and Saito visibly hopping into Rikio's arms for a bearhug was sad. I'll give credit where it is do, Wild II was effective in working Saito's ribs with lots of double stomps and Saito actually sold pretty well, but that part was merely decent. The best parts of the match were of course when Akiyama was in. The way he just bumped for Morishima and Rikio made them seemed so much more credible. When he slapped them, it definitely woke them up. Morishima finally started hitting some big clotheslines and because Akiyama is a total nut he took a wicked Doomsday Device. Akiyama gave as good as he got because he messed Morishima's face with his jumping high knee. The finish run features Saito and Rikio and it is about as anti-climatic as one can imagine. Saito wins after a bunch of jumping enziguiris. Easily the worst match I have seen so far in my 00s puroresu watching. It is full of trite slap exchanges and poor offense. How far has the once mighty All Japan has fallen! I am not even going bother rating it.

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BURNING VS STERNESS

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GHC Tag Team Champions Sterness (Jun Akiyama & Atikoshi Saito) vs 
Burning (Kenta Kobashi & Kentaro Shiga) - NOAH 10/19/02

The undisputed and unlikely star (at least from my perspective) was Kentaro Shiga. I had never seen Shiga, but with that frame he looked like as if I stepped into the ring. He is not a shorty like Saito, but a tall-ish, lanky fellow. So when Akiyama waves him off dismissively at the very beginning as if to say "Listen chump, it is time for the big boys to play" and then promptly cheapshots him off the apron Shiga comes in and tries to retaliate, but this is not Akiyama's first rodeo and he backs off the apron and gives him a wag of the finger. , I was like "Fuck Yeah!" Shiga then proceeded to prove me wrong the rest of the match that he did belong. Shiga just screamed "Face In Peril", but lo and behold he was one helluva hot tag. Shiga gets a hold of Akiyama and slaps him in the corner. You can imagine what happens next as Akiyama just brutalizes Shiga with a barrage of slaps. Akiyama goes to finish the job on the ramp, but Shiga gets a tornado DDT off the ramp that almost decapitates Akiyama on the railing. HOLY SHIT! He does it two more times off the apron onto the railing and I think Akiyama is dead. Akiyama can only get a foot on the ropes and collapses on the Irish Whip attempt. Kobashi is in and get hits his delayed vertical suplex, but Saito saves drawing boos. One other thing I love about this is match is that there is actual heel heat for Sterness. When Saito saves Akiyama he actually draws boos. Interference is pretty liberal in puroresu tags, but rarely draws boos. The facts the crowd was in unison for Kobashi & Shiga and there was an actual build to a finish improved this match tenfold over the previous Sterness tag. Saito draws more boos by breaking up a sweet ab stretch with crossface. Kobashi tags Shiga, but outside of his on bomb he just does not have the offense to take it to Akiyama, who wrangles Shiga into a vicious crossface while Saito restrains Kobashi. This has been a perfect use of Saito so far. smile.gif

Now the real fun begins as Akiyama busts open Shiga's nose with a high knee and they just brutalize his face during the heat segment. Saito, who throws a pretty good kick, kicks him in the face and steps on his face. Akiyama slaps Shiga in the face while Saito holds him as the ref is admonishing him Saito stands on Shiga's face. This is friggin' awesome. Shiga gets a lariat to tag in Kobashi. I have to say I was bit underwhelmed by Kobashi. It was a pretty tepid hot tag when I was expecting molten fire. He chops the fuck out of Akiyama, but they go into finisher tease. Saito hits a real sweet axe kick on Kobashi and a German. Kobashi lariats Saito and tags Shiga, who is a fuckin house of fire. He is out for blood and just crushing anything that moves. A Saito jumping enziguiri stymies his run. Now it is Kobashi's turn to rattle off offense: he throws Akiyama down on the knee to corner and half-nelson suplexes follow, but Saito saves. They tease the Burning Hammer, but Saito the Personification of Buzzkill breaks it up with a jumping enziguiri. Don't worry Kobashi, Shiga has this on lock. He applies an STF on Akiyama while Kobashi detains Saito and the crowd is rocking for Shiga. Shiga does for his big bomb: the tornado DDT, but Akiyama hits a brainbuster out of it. Akiyama goes to choke a bitch, but Kobashi saves. Shiga gets one more hope spot with a roll-up outta of an exploder, but Akiyama proves too much for him hitting a brainbuster, exploder and a fisherman buster to polish him off for a successful defense of the tag titles.

The match does run pretty long and can be a bit excessive at times would be my quibbles. I would imagine this is Shiga's match of a lifetime. Everyone loves an underdog and this is a story anyone can get. The underdog punking out the bully, getting his ass beat, taking it right to the bullies, but coming up short. Kobashi, who lets face it can be a bit of a glory hog, really let Shiga shine in this. Akiyama played a great heel prick in this much better than any other match I have seen from him. ****

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Jun Akiyama at his best was a focused worker intent on exploiting any advantage given to him and throughout his NOAH working as the top heel. I loved his work against Shiga. He did not look out of place at all as the ornery veteran kicking the twerp's ass and then selling for him when he finally made his comeback.

On the docket, I am going to do something a little more modern by looking Cesaro's 2013. I have a Pillman '91 blog and Rockers in WWF blog almost finished. Plus I need to start writing my Place to Be articles. So much to do so little time...

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Naturally Ravishing: Dustin Rhodes vs Rick Rude (WCW 1993)

Before, we begin I am proud to announce that I will be joining the Place To Be family to write wrestling columns at placetobenation.com. The column will focus on analyze past feuds and providing insight on what worked and how they are entertaining. More information as it come available. Follow me on twitter @superstarsleeze to stay abreast of all updates.

Dustin Rhodes has been the talk of the wrestling world since reprising his role as Goldust in the WWE this past year aiding his half-brother, Cody Rhodes get his job back and winning and currently holding the Tag Team Championship with Cody. All the talk is just how good Dustin has been inside in the ring. We are not talking relatively good for his age. We are talking one of the best workers on the planet good since he has returned.

They call him The Natural
Dustin is someone who I had initially slept on because the bad rap he gets for being Dusty's son. There is a lot of negativity surrounding his initial run with WCW because his daddy was the booker. People cry nepotism in the same vein as Erik Watts too much, too soon. However, nothing could be further from the truth once you watch the footage for yourself. For his major championship, Dustin won the tag team titles with Ricky Steamboat against Arn Anderson and Larry Zbyszko in a match that many would consider a contender for the greatest match in WCW history. He followed that with great performances in the Dangerous Alliance feud: kickass match with Arn Anderson on Saturday Night, the Superbrawl Tag, the Wargames '92, which is another contender for greatest WCW match of all time. He finished out WCW in one of the best short-lived tag teams with Barry Windham with great matches against the Miracle Violence Connection and Steamboat & Shane Douglas, along with having great TV matches with Vader and Cactus Jack. He did not win his first single championship until early 1993 (having spent 2 years in WCW) in a tournament to crown the new US Heavyweight Champion after long-time champion Rick Rude was stripped due to injuries. Dustin earned that title by being one of the best workers in North America in 1992 both in tag and singles settings. Dustin's co-star in this blog was no slouch in 1992.

"Ravishing" Rick Rude is a part of the handful workers that was better handled by WCW than the WWF. After a disappointing main event level feud with the Ultimate Warrior in the Summer of 1990 (I would argue he was a victim of circumstances), he surprisingly joined WCW at Halloween Havoc 1991 kicking off one of WCW's most celebrated story arcs: The Dangerous Alliance. As the head of the Dangerous Alliance, he feuded mainly with Ricky Steamboat in one of the best feuds in WCW history which culminated in a tremendous 30 minute Iron Man match at Beach Blast 1992 for the US Title. His greatness was not contained to WCW, he had one of his best matches and one of the best matches of 1992 against Masa Chono at G-1 Climax 1992, which was also for the vacant NWA World Heavyweight Championship.  Unfortunately at the end of the year he suffered a legitimate injury and was forced to relinquish the US Title he had won back in November of 1991 (incidentally the same show that Dustin won his tag title). He was never the same after this injury (back injury, I will believe) and would retire in the spring of 1994.

Since I realized how great Dustin was in 1992 and how great he was in 1994, I thought I would explore 1993 and in particular his feud with Rick Rude over the US Championship. This is NOT the feud to show people how Dustin is a superworker. I do think the criticism of the feud really stems from one very boring match at Beach Blast 1993 and if people watched the TV matches that may think more of it. However, WCW did not give that feud much spice. In May, they finally had the big showdown between the current US Champion and the one who never lost it. It is an easy and great storyline, WWF did a great job with Razor/Shawn for their first ladder match in a similar timeframe. The match ends with a controversial finish and the title is vacant. The new champion is not crowned until September. In the meantime, there are no storyline twists, it is just random tag matches that take up the space between the matches. By the finish of the feud, Rick Rude has already begun to move onto the WCW International Champion Ric Flair thus further undermining the feud. 

Leaving the boring, tepid booking aside, the matches do leave a lot to be desired given how amazing Rude and Dustin were in 1992. Rick Rude was probably the best North American wrestler in 1992 and Dustin was not far behind. However, injuries crippled Rude and made him a shell of his former self. It was quite precipitous decline for the Ravishing One. The Natural did not far much better in this feud seeming lethargic and disinterested at times. They both knew how to have a great match because the layouts were there in each match. Even the panned Beach Blast Iron Man match has a great lay out, but the execution, heat, struggle and urgency were all lacking. That's what takes a great layout and makes a bitchin' match. It is clear to me that they both had it in them because in their very fun 10 minute second Saturday Night clash Rude's selling of the knee stole the show while Dustin was bringing that fire. In the tag match, Flair/Dustin vs Rude/Sid, Dustin puts one of the better dramatic face in peril segments for 16 minutes of 17 minute match. How many people can be asked to sell for that long and still make it interesting. Watching these sequences of greatness only makes it more disappointing that they never out together a true classic.

Recommended Matches (There are no choice cuts per se)

Dustin Rhodes , Sting & Davey Boy Smith vs Rick Rude, Vader & Sid Vicious - Clash XXIII
A really fun WCW six man that highlights how stacked WCW at this time.
Dustin Rhodes vs Rick Rude  
WCW Saturday Night 08/28/93 Best of 3 Series VACANT US Champion

This was their best long match and should have been the match at Beach Blast

Dustin Rhodes vs Rick Rude  
WCW Saturday Night 09/4/93 Best of 3 Series VACANT US Champion
This was their best match as Rick Rude steals the show with his knee selling.

Dustin Rhodes & Ric Flair vs. Rick Rude & Sid Vicious - WCW Saturday Night 09/18/93
Dustin just rocks it as a face in peril. It is really an incomplete match, but holy shit what a face in peril segment.


If I could have all you Boston Beanpoles shut up and pay attention to what a real sexy man looks like. Hit the music!

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WCW United States Champion Dustin Rhodes vs Rick Rude - Worldwide 05/15/93

From my understanding, Rude has been back for about 2 months claiming to still be the real US Champion since Dustin never beat him for the title. This is always a good angle to build to a hot match, but unfortunately it seemed like injuries prevented a good match. I loved that Rude had Capetta say his insults for him. Having dweeby Capetta call the crowd a bunch of "Montgomery Meatheads" was rich. The match begins with some dueling back psychology with Rude standing out in his selling as everytime he took a back bump into the turnbuckles he sold it like he was shot. Dustin bites out of a bearhug, which raises Jesse's dander. Neither one can pick the other up in a nice touch. I love Rude's top rope knee drop that should be a finisher for someone. They do a tombstone reversal spot to get a 2 for Dustin. I noticed too that Rude was starting to take bumps weird like the press slam off the top and back body drop. He was basically taking a header on both. Couldnt tell whose fault that was. The ref gets caught up in a Irish Whip and both get visual falls on the other. Before they do the double pin where both get their shoulders up, but the acting ref only sees Rude's shoulder up. I will say this match did display both men as equals to set up the rematch at a PPV for the vacant United States Championship. The match itself could have been a lot better, but it acted as a good set up for future matches. Hopefully, they will deliver in those matches.
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Dustin Rhodes & Kensuke Sasaki vs. Rick Rude & WCW World TV Champion Mr. Wonderful - Slamboree '93

Rhodes and Sasaki sure are weird team. Larry Z doubts their ability to communicate because of Sasaki's limited English. Heenan or Ventura would have pounced and said well I dont know how much English Dustin knows either. C'mon Larry Legend got to step up your game. Rude mocks Sasaki's stature and style. Sasaki wins a shoving contest and gets a big pop after Rude's sell into the turnbuckles. The babyface shine consists of arm wrenching on Rude and Orndorff. Rude and Rhodes finally square off and it is on like Donkey Kong! In the heat of the moment, Rhodes goes tumbling over the top to trigger the heat segment. Orndorff rams Rhodes head into railing as Tony reminds us that it is Dustin that brought back the "Paula" chants earlier in the year. The heat segment is good, but not great a bit by the numbers. They do the tombstone reversal spot to give Dustin a two. Sasaki is a pretty good hot tag as expected with his lariats, but is totally lost during the finish. The finish is a bit clunky as no one seems to be where they are supposed to be. Sasaki eventually gets pushed off the top. In a very funny visual, Sasaki is too short to take the Rude Awakening properly, but Rude eventually gets it off to win the match.

It was a perfectly fine tag team match, but I don't feel like it moved any issues forward or delivered a spectacular match so it feels like it did not accomplish much. It seems they wanted to get Rude/Rhodes to the next PPV and figured to just throw them into a midcard PPV tag match. Nothing you have to see, but not actively bad either.
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Dustin Rhodes , Sting & Davey Boy Smith vs Rick Rude, Vader & Sid Vicious - Clash XXIII

Dustin doing an impression of his father was not half bad. I would want him to find his own voice, but that was better than I expected. For all the business troubles WCW was having in 1993, you cant blame it on lack of talent. They have a far deeper talent pool than the WWE has right now in 2013. There top 12 at the time were these six plus Flair, Anderson, Steamboat, Austin, Pillman and Barry Windham. That's a murder's row.

As far as fun, popcorn WCW six-man tags go this was pretty good. Sting press slams Rude onto Vader & Sid early. Then Vader mistakenly splashes Rude. It is all good guys as Sid gets crotched by the middle rope. Dustin was on fire in this match and the best worker of the face team. He was really taking it to Vader early who was bumping all over for him. Vader comes away looking like a million bucks in this match. His run in 1993 is an all-time run in terms of quality work every time out. Dustin misses an elbow and eats a stiff clothesline. Dustin kicks out of a Vaderbomb, which was strange. Rude gets his licks in, but gets a gourdbuster for his troubles. However, Sid gets the tag, which was a great hope spot. Sid even works in his kip out of a headscissors. Vader goes for his corner punches, but takes his bodyslam from the middle rope, but still he is cut off. Rhodes/Rude work their tombstone reversal spot and finally Dustin tags out, but the ref does not see it! Melee ensues. Sting eats the railing on a Stinger Splash attempt that looked nasty. Vader clocks Dustin with Haliburton (holding the US Title) and Rude pins for the win.

What a great performance from Dustin and Vader who just ran show in this match. There was no Davey Boy, which seemed odd, but hey more Dustin the better. I wish they ran Dustin/Vader on top in this part of '93 as opposed to Vader/Davey. This felt like it had a little more angle advancement as you want to see Dustin get his comeuppance against Rude and reclaim the US Title. The action was great and never really let up. ***1/4
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Dustin Rhodes vs Dick Slater - WCW Saturday Night 7/17/93

Dick Slater is a big blind spot for me. I really don't know much about his career arc. I just know him as the guy sells like Terry Funk. That being said, this was pretty good, but mostly Dustin carried things in this one. Slater is also rocking a ponytail that seems more appropriate for a 12 year old girl with short hair. O and the commentary for this is in German. The only English I can make out is "Tricky Dicky" or "Quicky Dicky", which got a chuckle from me. At first, they seem to be wrestling a respectful match, but things start to get heated as each gets a nearfall on the other. Dustin is a clubbering outside and it looks great. Dustin misses a dropkick and Slater immediately jumps on the leg. Dustin sells like a million bucks and really makes the match into something worthwhile. Slater goes for the figure-4 and it is immediately reversed. This affords Dustin the opportunity to attack Slater's leg and get his receipt. Slater tries a small package, but Dustin shifts his weight to win the match. It is a good TV match which allows to showcase Dustin's chops as a sympathetic face. **3/4

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A little lower, a little lower, just right. Purrrrrfect. 


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Dustin Rhodes vs Rick Rude - 
Beach Blast 1993 Vacant US Title 30 Minute Iron Man Match

In 1993, it is a sad truth, but Rick Rude had no business going 30 minutes anymore. It is an incredibly precipitous decline given how bitchin' his 1992 Beach Blast 30 minute Iron Man with Steamboat was. Rude was never going to make anyone's greatest offensive wrestlers list. He always his money stooging and bumping for babyfaces. However, his offense at this point has deteriorated to the point where I having issues suspending my disbelief. Dustin tried his damndest, but it basically looked like he was getting knocked over by a feather at some points. Then you add on top of this they forced to go 30 minutes and you have a recipe for disaster. It is actually a testament to both how good this ended up being. Yes, it is a mediocre match that you do not have tog o out of your way to see, but it should have sucked out loud. They cut a snail's pace, but they were very logical in how they built the match and used a lot of shtick to salvage what would otherwise tedious and boring stretches. They came off as two men who really hated each other with all the jawing, heated early tie-up (love that as a start to a match) taunting and spitting on each other, but unfortunately the action did not always follow suit. Rude took a big back body drop early and was just selling that back so well. We hit the reverse chinlock early on Rude, but Dustin provides a smattering of entertainment with pelvic gyrations mocking Rude. Dustin had kept jumping and landing with all his weight on Rude's back, but he went once to the well too often and ate some knees. The follow-up clothesline Rude hit is what I mean by business-exposing bad offense. You gotta love Rude selling the abs on the hip swivel.

( ASIDE: As a marathon dancer at the clubs of Boston Metro, that one is a particular favorite of mine after about an hour at the club. You go for the hip swivel, sell the back, go for the hip swivel make a half-rotation, sell the back, then you do a full rotation to a big pop. Ok, so one drunk guy popped for it, but I am working on trying to get on a bigger stage.)

Rude applies the bearhug and when Dustin tries to pry himself free, he eats a belly-to-belly. Dustin changes his strategy from the back to the leg, which sucks on two fronts. Rude is one of my favorite back sellers and his knee selling is just ok. Secondly, Dustin is not every good at working the knee in this match. His pathetic excuse for an Indian Deathlock is wrapping the legs up and bearhugging it. Rude says fuck this and hits his Rude Awakenin to go up 1-0.

The best part of this match is Dustin staggering all over the place whether after this Rude Awakening or after an eye rake later. In a rare show of wrestler patience, Rude waits for him to stagger near him and hits him with the weakest clothesline possible. At this point the heat segment starts to drag because Rude just has nothing to do. They do the tombstone reversal (always a great spot) and Dustin gets a 2. Dustin looks to be mountinga comeback, but he is a bit overszealous and he jumps over the top rope careening to the floor. See all the good spots are there and there are spurts of action, but so much deadtime. Rude gets in his two best offensive moves with a pair of snap suplexes. He goes to the well once too often and Dustin hits a suplex, which Tony sells as a great nearfall. Again, you think he is about to mount his comeback, but Rude pulls his tights so that Dustin takes a header into the top turnbuckle. I love that in this 30 minute match that you see both wrestlers going to the well once too often. They know they have to go 30 minutes no matter what so they keep trying to repeat moves that work to extend themselves to the 30 minutes, but this allows the other wrestler to anticipate the moves.

Rude grabs a sleeper and Dustin almost passes out and his hand grazes the mat for a 3rd time, but ref does not call it. "THATS BULL!" - Jesse. Rude hits Dustin with a snot rocket and Dustin retaliates later on with some spit. Rude eye rakes Dustin, who staggers and falls over the top rope. Dustin sells cant seeing as well as Marty Jannetty at Wrestlemania VI (yeah I am single and watch too much wrestling, what of it. smile.gif ). Rude toys with him, but when he ducks Dustin goes behind and hits the bulldog. It is all knotted up. The race against the clock is on as there is under 5 minutes left. Dustin is clicking on all cylinders: flying elbow, piledriver, lariats. He even avoids Rude off the top and hits a DDT, but tit is too little too late for him to capture the vacant US Title. So after, 27 minutes of sluggish action and 3 minutes of fire, we are left with no US Champion. Hopefully the best of 3 match series will be shorter matches and more entertaining.

This match has rep as a total borefest and I don't think I would be quite that harsh. Actually, reading this review back it feels almost too positive that really focuses on the action and positives of the match. What can I say I just have a disposition of relentless optimism. There is a lot of downtime in the match and Rude just does not have enough at this point to carry heat segments. **3/4

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Dustin Rhodes & Hawk vs Rick Rude & Equalizer - Clash of the Champions XXIV

You have to watch the bad to appreciate the good. I wish Equalizer's name was The Great Equalizer. I had never seen the Equalizer/Evad Sullivan before he kinda looks like a fat Michael Hayes or a Moondog. The spot that best exemplifies the match is when Hawk goes a reverse neckbreaker on Equalizer and Equalizer loses his balance and just falls. I have not had such a good laugh in awhile. The babyface team was perfectly fine and energetic. It was cool to see Dustin hit the Doomsday Device, but it was oddly used as a transition move. Rude was great at stooging, but it was all over, but the crying for him. The heat segment was pathetic with a clueless Equalizer and a decrepit Rude. Was Equalizer's gimmick was he was an absolute moron? Hawk just ignores the ref and fucks the heel team press slamming Rude onto Equalizer. Hawk shoulderblocks Dustin on top of Equalizer for the win. Why wasnt the Doomsday Device the finish? Bad, bad match.

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I swear the 09/04 match is action-packed. :)




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Dustin Rhodes vs Rick Rude  
WCW Saturday Night 08/28/93 Best of 3 Series VACANT US Champion

After the draw at Beach Blast and another month in between, WCW declared the Vacant US Championship would be decided in a Best of 3 matches series. The title has been vacant since May. This is getting a little ridiculous to say the least. Plus it seems according to commentary and Rude's post-match promo that Rude is ready to move onto Flair and that Rhodes will be joining in Wargames against Vader. Of course, given all this heat dissipation, they go and have their best match yet in spite of it being 24 minutes. I would not call it a lost classic, but it is a very solid match and the most enjoyable thus far.

The beginning is the same as all their matches there is some jawing and a heated tie-up. At this point, I am just praying they do not outright re-hash the Beach Blast match. Rude grabs a headlock and talks some trash "Your father ain't nuthin. Your mama ain't nuthin", that's one underutilized way to make a headlock entertaining. I started digging the match during Dustin's arm work. I thought Rude's selling and Dustin keeping things moving was some of the best work from them yet. Rude powders selling his arm and gets back in and tries to goad him into a test of strength. Jesse puts over Rude hard here saying even though Rude is the one who is hurt, he is dictating the pace. Dustin ain't buying it and kicks him in the arm. WHAT?!?! The fans are chanting it "Break It" when Dustin has him in the armbar. That's awesome! I'll never forget the 4 year old that once yelled at Big Show to eat Jack Swagger's leg.

Rude gets a right hand to get out of it. He slams Dustin's head into the mat breaking only to sell his arm and talk trash. Rude is the man, baby! Rude tries to hip swivel, but cant and we go to commercial. Apparently, during the commercial Dustin broke the Rude Awakening due to Rude's weaken arm and hit his own. However, he did a little bump 'n' grind before the pin, which Jesse mocks the "Stupid Texican" relentlessly. "You know Tony, thats what happened at the Alamo. Crockett was too busy swiveling his hips instead of firing his canon." Jesse was on top of his game that night for sure. Rude starts to work the back in earnest and this where the match starts to drag with Rude hitting his camel clutch and bearhug. There is one really good hope spot: Dustin's electric chair drop, but he ends up sailing over the top rope to the floor when Rude ducks, which is such a great bump. Rude does the most entertaining ab stretch ever as he gives Dustin a wicked wedgie when the ref is not working. I got a good laugh out of that. Rude goes back to the camel clutch and when he jumps to land on Dustin's back instead the Rude jewels crash against Dustin's need. I can still picture Rude's double over sell now. He probably has the best double over sell ever. Arguments against?

Dustin hits some bionic elbows and string together an inverted atomic drop (Have Mercy!) and bulldog, but Rude's foot finds the bottom rope. Rude grabs a desperation sleeper so Dustin backs him into the corner. Then Rude jumps over Dustin so that Dustin can grab a sleeper? (That was weird) Rude pushes off the turnbuckles to land on top to pick up the victory. It is a less well-executed version of the Hart/Austin Survivor Series '96 finish.

Finish execution problems aside, this was an enjoyable match and really surprising given that it goes 24 mins (22 mins aired). I did not think they had it them to pull this match out given their previous performances. Who am I to doubt Dustin Rhodes and Rick Rude? When Rude stays away from offense, he is still really friggin' good and even during the heat segment he used more of his tricks to keep it entertaining. I am still waiting for Dustin to open a can of whoop ass, but this was his best performance by far. Whereas Rude had always been doing stuff he does well well, Dustin seemed to be lacking energy and interest in this feud. He woke up for this match. Lets hope thats the case for the last three matches of the feud. ***1/4

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Dustin Rhodes vs Rick Rude  
WCW Saturday Night 09/4/93 Best of 3 Series VACANT US Champion

I am sorry, Mr. Rude, for doubting your offensive ability. For one night, Rick Rude looked like the Rick Rude of 1992 and just kicked all sorts of ass. Dustin was there every step of the way. They start off more tentative in this match. Dustin has everything to lose in this one. "Is he playing to win or not to lose?" asks Jesse. Rude takes the offense early as he is up 1-0 with a headlock, but Dustin gets a kneecrusher and just fucks up that knee. He wrenches and tortures it. Rude is giving Savage and Kawada a run for their money in the knee selling game. Rude forces separation by axe kicking Dustin in the head. He then hits a DDT, a backbreaker and a gourbuster all while selling his knee like it has been shot. On the second gordbuster, his knee gives way, but he still crawls to the camera to give the viewing public a kiss to say it is over. Rude limps back and Dustin punches his knee. Rude stymies Dustin with an eye-rake, but Rude goes to well once to often and Dustin hits a gordbuster. Dustin eats knees on his splash attempt. During a criss cross, Dustin grabs a backslide for a flash victory. This match was well on its way to "Lost Classic" status before the abrupt finish. The finish makes sense because you don't want the decisive one until the big finale next week, but it does not give this match that extra boost. Rick Rude wrestled for two in this one as he was clicking on all cylinders and made this match one worth watching. Dustin is very capable, but this is the Rude show. There ain't no shame in that, kid. ***1/2

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Dustin Rhodes vs Rick Rude 
 WCW Saturday Night 09/11/93 Best of 3 Series VACANT US Champion

Back to our regularly scheduled boring programming. Flair is out to do guest commentary, but it is babyface Flair so it is a bit more serious. Dustin extends Rude his hand, I guess he respects him after this last week's badass performance. Rude comes outta the gates early with a bearhug. Dustin with bionic elbows and slaps on a camel clutch like chinlock. Dustin goes to jump on Rude's back, but his balls get busted. Rude follows this up with an atomic drop, which is just awesome and Dustin falls to the outside. We go to commercial and during the commercial Rude got a nearfall off a DDT. Rude works the chinlock...a lot. Dustin gets a back drop, but eats knees again on the splash, nice callback. After some more chinlocking, we get a nice little slugfest and Dustin starts to fire up and grabs a backslide, another nice callback. Dustin gets an O'Connor Roll. He is feeling it and goes for the bulldog, but Rude throws him into the ref. Rude is headed for the chair, but the Dirtiest Player in the Game aint having none of that. Rhodes wins off a rollup via distraction from Flair. Ugh, what a shitty finish. That was very disappointing that after 4 months of feuding and the two previous matches that grand finale ends up being the backdrop for the Flair/Rude feud. It was a pretty blase match outside Dustin's great bump off the atomic drop. **

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Dustin Rhodes & Ric Flair vs. Rick Rude & Sid Vicious - WCW Saturday Night 09/18/93

Ric Flair better have bought Dustin a drink after that performance. It is often said that Flair takes up too much of his tag match as he is afraid to rely on someone else to get over his match. Flair trusted Dustin to get this match over as Dustin wrestled 99% of this match as a face in peril and did an exceptional job. At the beginning of the show, Dustin attempted to save his Wargames partner, Sting from a Harlem Heat beatdown, but ended up having his back injured in the process.

Sid attacked Dustin early and the heels never let up. Flair hemmed and hawed on the apron. He tried to get a chair to save Dustin and he tried to mess with Rude's mind by thrusting his hips at him, but nothing could save Dustin from this torture, but Dustin. After an extended Rude chinlock and plenty of hip swiveling, Dustin claws at Sid's eyes and hits a cross body on Side, but he gets flung to the outside on the kickout. Tony puts this over huge. Rude slams Dustin's back into apron while Flair inadvertently detains the ref. Back from the commercial, Sid misses a leg drop, but has the presence of mind to cut off Dustin and tags Rude. Ruge bearhugs Dustin and what is making all this is Dustin's great selling. He seems more into this then any of the previous matches as he really is the star of this match. He hits some bionic elbows, but takes the belly to belly for 2. Sid drops Dustin gut first across the railing. I am thinking the roof is going to blow off this place when Flair gets the tag. Flair gives Dustin a pep talk and sends him back into ring. He must really want Rude. Dustin reverses the tombstone and I really thought this was going to be it, but Sid cuts him off. Now, I am excited for the hot tag! Dustin hits out of a nerve hold and hits a lariat, but just collapses. Sid blocks him again and Rude is in and just taunting Flair by taking his time with Dustin. Dustin tries to go through the legs and eventually fights to make it, but ref misses. Tony does a great call of this as he was so excited to see Flair, but when the ref sends him back he is very disappointed. Dustin hits the bulldog on Sid! TAG TO FLAIR! He atomic drops Rude so hard he forgot to stick his knee out. He is hitting everything that moves. Flair gets the sleeper and here comes Harlem Heat. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They throw it out. Sting is in to save and here comes the Shockmaster as he trips over the guardrail and the bottom rope. Sometimes you just have to embrace it.

We get a kickass front half of a match. The drama of that FIP should have belonged in a lost classic, but then it just ended. Dustin put in his best performance of '93 summer here. Rude is such a dick and Sid does what he does best look big. You have Flair cheerleading and being a mad man on the apron. It is Dustin that makes it all special. The way he times his hope spots and how he sells the desperation. The hook of the match is to get the hot tag, but then it just ends. Very disappointing finish to a great Dustin performance. ***

Whatta man! Whatta man! Whatta mighty good man!

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While this feud is not a shining moment for either Dustin or Rude, it did show that both men were capable of high-end performances even if they were not able to bring it all together for a classic. Next time, we will definitely be looking at the meteoric rise of Jun Akiyama from 2000-2002 and also will be working on a Brian Pillman in early 1991 retrospective.

Keep it sleezy. 


Sunday, January 12, 2014

All Japan Strikes Back: Toshiaki Kawada, Genichiro Tenryu & Satoshi Kojima (2000-2002)

In earlier blogs (2 out of 3 Falls: Geichiro Tenryu, Toshiaki Kawada & 2001: Shining Wizard), I looked at Post-Split All Japan, which has produced some of the matches thus far. Looking at the rest of their output between 2000-2002, I have been pretty impressed at the quality so far. However, it is clearly not sustainable as Tenryu, Mutoh and Kawada were entering the twilight of their careers. Of the highly touted nominated matches, All Japan had 7 over the course of 2000-2002 and only 6 over the course of the rest of the decade. It is readily apparent that after 2002 the once might All Japan will fall off the precipice. In the meantime, lets look at the last gasp of All Japan in 2000-2002.

Masa Fuchi: Hero To Millions!

As I have explained in earlier blogs, Misawa and Co. departed All Japan leaving Toshiaki Kawada and Masa Fuchi as the only native Japanese contingent left in All Japan. Also in 2000, Tenryu-led WAR ("Wrestle & Romance" and then "Wrestling Association R", yeah I don't get it either) folded and Tenryu brought his crew into All Japan to keep All Japan on life support. The following year, Mutoh disenchanted with Inoki's new direction for New Japan Pro Wrestling began to wrestle in All Japan. By 2002, Mutoh would become the President of All Japan and thus his posse (like Satoshi Kojima) became the chief core of the All Japan promotion going forward. Thus All Japan's future was secured and it lasts to this today, but it has never recovered from the split in terms of business or providing quality wrestling.

The first Budokan show in the post-split era saw the return of Tenryu to team with former protege, Toshiaki Kawada against the elderly Stan Hansen and the best prospect, Taiyo Kea. It was one hellacious performance that proved for the time being that All Japan was secured as Tenryu kicked some serious ass and with a full house at 16,300 there would be money in a Tenryu/Kawada dream match, which also drew 16,300 at their October Anniversary show.

In addition, All Japan and New Japan came to an agreement to have an inter-promotional war, which would have been unfathomable in the 90s while Giant Baba was alive. Even though without Misawa & Co. and Hashimoto (soon to be fired and to create Zero-One), it came off as a huge deal with Kawada showing up to take on IWGP Champion Sasaki at their October 2000 Tokyo Dome (drawing 54,000). It was not just personal pride at stake in this match. It is similar to Olympic competition where you are not just representing yourself, you are representing your country. Sasaki was a New Japan lifer and Kawada, an All Japan lifer, the respect of the promotions were at stake. So when the IWGP Champion lost this non-title bout he vacated the title because he thought he had disgraced the promotion. At the next New Japan PPV in December, Kawada and Masa Fuchi challenged the G-1 Tag League Champions Yuji Nagata  & Takashi Iizuka in what I thought was the best match of the six covered. It featured a great face in peril segment where both faces are in peril. The stars of New Japan are out in force to cheer on Nagata and Iizuka lending to the big fight feel. This is one of the most dramatic and interesting matches I have ever seen and highly recommend it. The story arc wrapped up at New Japan's big 01/04 Dome show (drawing 52,000) with Sasaki beating Kawada to win the vacant IWGP title and vanquish All Japan.

After this, Mutoh became a key asset in All Japan winning the 2001 Champions Carnival and the Triple Crown from Genichiro Tenryu. It seemed from the matches I watched from 2001-02 that All Japan was trying to get over new stars like Satoshi Kojima (a New Japan upper midcarder, tag partner of Tenzan) and Nobutaka Araya (long-time WAR wrestler). Even though, the Kojima matches were sometimes hectic and filled with shitty Ace Crushers, he was clearly over with the audience even though he would be on the losing end of his matches with Genichiro Tenryu and Toshiaki Kawada. These matches do not stack up to the greatness of the tag matches covered in this blog. I don't know if they wanted to push Nobutaka Araya because he did not do much after the violently awesome 2001 tag against Tenryu & Fuchi, but he came off as a huge star in that match. Once Tenryu punches him in the head and he just starts bleeding, they hook you in and don't let you go.

Before I wrap this up, I just wanted to say how friggin' awesome the 46 year old (in 2000) Masa Fuchi was in the two tag matches I watched. He could be a coward, a cocky bastard, a total prick that stands on people's head, sadistic asshole and the best damn seller ever. He was so smart in putting himself in situation were he could succeed. He minimized the amount of running he would have to do instead focusing on either standing on people's heads or punching people in an open wound on their head. His character work was insanely great. I can't understand Japanese so I heard no promos nor understood the commentary, but I understood Masa Fuchi every second he was on camera. That is a bitchin' pro wrestler.

The rankings for the Best of Puroresu from 2000-2009 thus far:
1. All Japan Triple Crown Champion Kenta Kobashi vs Yoshihiro Takayama - All Japan 05/26/00
2. All Japan Triple Crown Champion Genichiro Tenryu vs Keiji Mutoh - Budokan 6/8/01
3. Toshiaki Kawada & Masa Fuchi vs Yuji Nagata & Takashi Iizuka - NJ PPV 12/14/00
4. Keiji Mutoh vs Toshiaki Kawada - Champions Carnival 04/01
5. IWGP Champion Kensuke Sasaki vs Toshiaki Kawada - 10/00 Tokyo Dome Non-Title
6. Genichiro Tenryu & Masa Fuchi vs Toshiaki Kawada & Nobutaka Araya - AJPW 6/30/01

7. Kenta Kobashi vs Takao Omori - Champions Carnival Final '00
8. Toshiaki Kawada & Genichiro Tenryu vs Stan Hansen & Taiyo Kea - Budokan 07/23/00
9. IWGP Heavyweight Champion Genichiro Tenryu vs Kensuke Sasaki - 01/04/00
10. Genichiro Tenryu vs Toshiaki Kawada - Vacant All Japan Triple Crown 10/28/00

11. GHC Champion Yoshihiro Takayama vs Mitsuharu Misawa - Budokan 09/23/02
12. Mitsuharu Misawa vs Yoshihiro Takayama - Vacant GHC Title 04/15/01
13. Genichiro Tenryu vs Satoshi Kojima - AJPW 07/07/02
14. IWGP Champion Yuji Nagata vs. Yoshihiro Takayma - Tokyo Dome 05/02
15. Keiji Mutoh vs Yuji Nagata - Sumo Hall 08/12/01 G-1 Climax Final
16. Genichiro Tenryu vs Satoshi Kojima - AJPW 02/24/02

17. Yoshihiro Takayma vs Osamu Nishimura - G-1 Climax Semifinals
18. Yoshihiro Takayama vs Kensuke Sasaki - G-1 Climax Round Robin

19. Keiji Mutoh & Hiroshi Hase vs Jun Akiyama & Yuji Nagata - Tokyo Dome 10/08/01
20. Toshiaki Kawada vs Satoshi Kojima - AJPW 06/06/01

Tenryu ready to light a bitch up


Genichiro Tenryu & Toshiaki Kawada vs Stan Hansen & Taiyo Kea - Budokan 7/23/00

This is the first main event at the Budokan in post-split All Japan and it is bitchin' as all hell. It is clearly not a sustainable given 3/4 of the participants' age (it is also 3/4 of the participants from that amazing 1988 Real World Tag League match) and the fact Kea never really made a mark otherwise. However, as a one-off this was really spectacular. Up front, I had never seen a Kea match, but have heard of him and of course I have the other three all in my top 20 greatest of all time.

Honestly, at first given how Kea moved, his posture and moves he struck me as a bigger version of Low-Ki. At first, there was something insincere about him. It felt like he was going through the motions whereas Hansen who could barely move just felt like a crazed bear that wanted murder his old rival Tenryu and Tenryu was just as incensed having seen Hansen for the first time since about 1990. Their sections together just seemed so much grittier than Kea's kick exchange with Kawada. Tenryu gets the tag and first thing he does make a beeline for Hansen, who is not even legal. Later on in the match, on the outside, Hansen is beating the pissed out of Tenryu up against the post and Hanse whacks his hand on the post. Not to be deterred, he keeps throwing hands and hits his hand again on the post and sells better than anyone else in the match. Stan Hansen is just so good. As good as Hansen was, he was so limited it was hard for him to make an impression. Tenryu on the other hand just came off as so explosive in all his exchanges with everyone. That is not usually a word I used to describe Tenryu.

It looks like Kawada and Tenryu are going to make short work of the injured Hansen, but Hansen is able to knee Kawada in the head. Kea hits a DDT and boots Kawada over the railing. It is time for Kawada and Kea to shine. Kawada played a great face in peril especially since it seemed like he was about to be showed up by Tenryu. Kawada works hard in this segment to make Hansen/Kea team earn it. When he gets into a slugfest with Hansen, he does his great sell of an elbow where he kinda staggers back and looks like he is about to fall on his ass. That is Kawada I know and love. Kea and Kawada have a great mat exchange over a cross armbreaker. It was really gritty and I dug Kea's slaps. Kea really proved himself to me in that sequence. For this match, he was on their level. Kea gets a TKO stunner (the Hawaii Five-O?) for 2, but Kawada hits his spinning heel kick to tag in Tenryu.

Tenryu punches Kea, enziguiri and a wicked lariat follow. O Hell Yeah! It starts to break down and Kea hits a monster German on Tenryu who was trying to hold onto the ropes to save himself. Kawada saves Tenryu from that Hawaii Five-O thingy. Melee ensues. Hansen lariats Tenryu -> Kawada jumping kick to Hansen. Kawada goes back to apron just break up Kea's pin, which was a little awkward. Kawada hits a wicked back drop driver to no pop for 2. Tenryu heads off Hansen and they brawl to outisde. Kawada goes for a running corner powerbomb, but then just decides to plant him right there. It was nasty.

I dug this match a lot. The fact that Tenryu had not been in All Japan since 1990 his interactions with Hansen really added to the beginning. Then Kawada/Kea kicked some ass in the middle. The finish was chaotic and entertaining. They used the headdrops to set up or be the finish of the match. I don't if there is any other Kea worth watching, but on this night he hung with best of them. ****

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I underrated this match a bit on first watch. I felt the struggle more the second time around. Nobody was taking anything lying down. They were coming each other at full force. Just when you thought one team got the advantage there was a momentum shift, but it was always felt earned. Finally Kawada was in peril, but he modulated selling and this is why Kawada is damn near the best wrestler of all time. Few grasp the degree of selling as well as Kawada especially in these days of pop-up/possum comebacks by Cena and Ziggler. Kawada earns his comebacks and has gritty struggles before he hits the spin kick to wipe out Mossman. Tenryu and Hansen going at it was awesome to see one last time before Hansen retired. Hansen is a nut. He actually chopped the steel ring post. That's dedication! I liked finish run with everyone hitting finishers until Kawada crushed Kea with a nasty powerbomb. This will make the top half, good shit that set the tone that All Japan could survive the mass defection. Kawada is my puroresu wrestler of the year in 2000 in a year that was absolutely stacked with great matches.  ****1/4

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Toshiaki Kawada & Masa Fuchi vs Yuji Nagata & Takashi Iizuka - New Japan PPV 12/14/00

New Japan vs All Japan delivers another classic in this tag match pitting the 2000 G-1 Tag League Winners against the All Japan stalwarts. Nagata & Iizuka come out with Sasaki and Liger immediately this match has a big fight feel. At first, Fuchi cowers away from the younger, Iizuka using the ropes to his advantage. I have never seen Iizuka match and just know him as the dude that the Steiners took liberties with at Wrestlewar '92. He has a predilection for the sleeper. Nagata tags in and brings the fight to Fuchi, who tags out to Kawada. Kawada and Nagata duke it out on the mat in a very gritty exchange. Kawada, cocky as ever, goes for hamstring stretches so Nagata kicks him in the face. The ref admonishes Nagata allowing Kawada to retaliate with a kick to the face of his own. We leave this exchange feeling both are equals. Fuchi mans up and hits a kneecrusher on Iizuka and transformed into the cockiest bastard ever. He lays Iizuka on the middle turnbuckles where he stands on Iizuka's neck and legs. Kawada puts him in a half-crab, which in typical Kawada fashion involves him stepping in his head and nearly breaking him in half. Fuchi gets in on the action by standing on Iizuka's head with the look that says "What the fuck are you going to do about it, Nagata?" Fuchi puts Iizuka in the half-crab so Nagata lights him up. This gives Kawada the chance to floor him with a jumping kick.

So now Kawada and Fuchi take turns beating the shit out of Nagata on the floor while the other keeps Iizuka at bay. That's fuckin bitchin' tag wrestling. The crowd is behind Iizuka and I love how you see Sasaki urging Nagata on while he is fallen in the corner. Nagata tries to interfere, but just collapses. You really get the feeling what is one the line here. It is New Japan versus All Japan and New Japan lost the first battle when Kawada beat their champion. Iizuka is able to hit a suplex on Fuchi and he grabs a sleeper on him. Kawada breaks it up, but Fuchi falls outside the ring. While Kawada is checking on Fuchi, Iizuka tags Nagata. I loved that sequence so much. Kawada knows he is in enemy territory and cant afford to lose Fuchi.

Nagata tells Kawada to bring it, don't sing it. Kawada hits a big boot and lariat for two. Kawada goes for the back drop driver, but Nagata gets some jumping high kicks to rock him. Kawada is just masterful at selling these. Nagata gets a German, but Kawada hits his spinning heel kick. Kawada hits the back drop driver, but only gets two. Liger cheers the kick out. This is such a cool atmosphere. Kawada applies the stretch plum and the crowd seems very nervous that All Japan will go over again. Kawada with a boot to Iizuka and goes for the powerbomb, but Nagata blocks and kicks Kawada's knee, an eye for an eye. Nagata applies the Nagatalock. Fuchi, remember that badass mutha, staggers in and breaks it up. However, both the All Japan boys end up in leg submissions. Kawada punches Iizuka in the head to make the ropes. When Fuchi is released, he collapses in the corner looking for a tag even though his not legal and Kawada is not there. I need to watch more Fuchi because after being the cockiest bastard ever he is selling like a million bucks. Not to be outdone, Kawada keeps collapsing on German suplex attempts before doing a jumping kick out of it.

Kawada tags the limping Fuchi. Fuchi dropkicks Iizuka's knee hoping to regain that advantage. He hits two back drop drivers on Iizuka. Fuchi grabs his own sleeper on Iizuka to give him a taste of his own medicine. Kawada stretch plum on Nagata and Fuchi switches to stretch plum. I love mirror spots! I don't know Japanese, but it sounds like the time calls are getting closer together. Iizuka and Fuchi knock heads on a criss cross exchange. One last Kawada/Nagata exchange and they rip into each other with vicious face slaps. Nagata ends up gets the better of it and applies a cross-armbreaker. Fuchi stands on Nagata's head to break it up as the time limit expires. WHAT A WAR!

First, my new dream team is Masa Fuchi and Tony Atlas. Whenever, Atlas played FIP they could have had Fuchi walk on him to revitalize him. smile.gif Seriously, this was a fantastic that used everybody to their best potential. They highlighted the Kawada/Nagata showdowns in such a way they came off as a big deal, but without feeling like we did not see any action. Fuchi's work in this was excellent and I really need to watch more of his stuff. I loved the Iizuka FIP, which actually became a double FIP where both Iizuka and Nagata were in peril. That was some really ingenious booking. It is the type of stuff you only get to see in puro tags. The finish was great with Kawada and Nagata trading stuff in a logical, violent fashion. I loved Fuchi's and Kawada's selling at the end. It really took the match to whole new level. The ending with Nagata and Kawada slapping the fuck each other in a race against the clock was so dramatic. It just had to end as a draw. ****1/2

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Holy shit, this match is incredible especially on second watch. What really stood out to me this time was how great Kawada/Nagata's first exchange was. The matwresting was intense and organic. The best I have ever seen Nagata on the mat. The sense of urgency was there. Two dickish heels kicking the junior babyface's ass is one of my favorite puroresu themes, but this is taken to the next level by AJPW's full court press on Nagata and the incredible selling by everyone. Fuchi sells exhaustion and the sleeper better than anyone. Iizuka modulates his selling never to totally die, but also he is totally being pummeled. Nagata sells his frustration and his inability to help well. The sleeper and tag to Nagata is crazy awesome. It is just one of the best ten minute finish stretches in history with incredible selling and action. Perfect pro wrestling. The battle for the top spot has seven contestants, but there can only be one. I thought Misawa/Akiyama had this on lock, but at this point any of the seven could end up anywhere from 1-7. Love, love this match. *****


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Toshiaki Kawada vs Satoshi Kojima - All Japan 06/06/01

The last time I saw a Kojima match was about 6 years ago. I didn't like him then and I don't really care for him now. I will get the Devil his due in these upcoming matches he was over like rover. I would say he was more popular than Kawada and Tenryu with the audiences. From my understanding, he is even a spottier version of Mutoh and the number one Mutoh disciple following him from New Japan to All Japan and using a lot of 21st century Mutoh tactics. Also he fuckin loves the Ace Crusher.

The beginning of this match was by far the best part. You have Kawada shaking off a tie-up and going into hamstring stretches. Basically, saying this kid is his light work before the big 06/08 Budokan card. Kojima, feeling disrespected, gives him some fuck up flip splashes and then mocks him and does his own hamstring stretches. I really liked that tit for tat interaction. The crowd hot for Kojima loved that he showed up Kawada there. Kojima catches one of Kawada's kick with a drag leg screw and then does his best Mutoh impression with dropkicks to the knee and a figure-4. So far, so good, so what because Kawada decides to basically drop the entire match and restart. One of my favorite things in wrestling is Kawada selling the knee and I was bummed that once he went back on offense he just no-sold it. We are talking running big boot and a knee drop. It also kinda made Kojima look like a chump. Of course, when Kojima dropkicks Kawada in the face Kawada sells it like he has really been hurt. So it is all the more frustrating because he is game in some points of the match and others he will just get his shit in. After this, it loses structure and basically becomes your standard 21st century bomb throwing match, but without the high-end NOAH offense. Kawada hits a pretty wicked back drop driver. Kojima follows up with a desperation Ace Crusher and then one off the middle rope that looked like shit. The lariat exchange was pretty decent. Kawada kicked Kojima's lariat arm -> Kawada could not take him down with lariats -> Kojima lariats Kawada's lariat arm and murders him with a lariat. This gets the biggest pop of the match. If I am the booker, I don't care Kojima can't work because he is over. Push this man. Kawada kicks lariat arm again. Kojima eats a wicked back drop driver, powerbomb and an enziguiri to lose.

I thought Kawada's defensive performance (bumping and selling) in this was woeful. I am very disappointed by his work in this match. Kojima was ok. He could be carried to a great match, but this would not be the match. This match was pretty much a mess and lost its way after the knee work. **3/4
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I don't who I am more in love with: Bright Eyes up here or Masa Fuchi?  

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Genichiro Tenryu & Masa Fuchi vs Toshiaki Kawada & Nobutaka Araya - All Japan 6/30/01

So what happened to this Araya guy? It sure as hell felt like a star-making performance for him in a way that he had not succeeded yet with Satoshi Kojima (he was already a relatively big star from New Japan) and Taiyo Kea. I had never heard of Araya so I read that he was a WAR stalwart before coming in post-split All Japan. Post-split All Japan is a combination of Mutoh & his crew and Tenryu & his crew since Mutoh became the president it is not surprising that Araya did not go further based on this information.

Fuchi and Araya started off with a pretty good mat exchange, which Fuchi seems to get the better of this. Araya backs Fuchi into his corner. I just watched the New Japan tag match with Kawada and Fuchi on the same team and actually got confused when Kawada and Fuchi were squaring off. The double writslock is a favorite these four. Kawada and Tenryu squared off to a big reaction with some chops and kicks thrown. Araya comes in and promptly gets punched in the head. Araya is bleeding. Tenryu big chop to him on the outside. Fuchi works the cut with closed fists. Tenryu comes in and just keeps punching him in the head even though Araya tries firing up. Araya is finally able to get Kawada for a not so hot tag seemed too early for me. Kawada comes in and heads are gonna roll. Kawada spinning heel kick to Tenryu and big boot to Fuchi. Fuchi punches Kawada in the head and you get that great Kawada sell. Kawada takes an enziguiri whilst in the corner with that great selling. Kawada punches Tenryu in the neck to tag in Araya. Araya and Tenryu just go at it and in a great vicious segment. Tenryu wins and Fuchi kicks him in. I am just loving these old bastards beating the piss out of this plucky undercarder and while Kawada is trying to clean up. Fuchi hits him with two back drop drivers and Tenryu hits with the running chop in the corner. Araya finally bowls Tenryu over and hot tag to Kawada.

Kawada kicks Tenryu's head off, but Tenryu punches him in the head. Tenryu enziguri gets Fuchi in, but Kawada jumping kick blocks Fuchi's German. Araya is just killing everything. Araya urnage on Fuchi and goes for moonsault. Fuchi dumps Araya off the top. Kawada kicks Fuchi's head off and Araya wins with the moonsault.

Watching the match develop, I never once expected Araya to be on the winning team, never mind getting the pinfall. I am a sucker for Japanese veterans torturing undercarders. I thought the blood added a lot to this. I loved how Araya was not somebody to take this lying down and just kept coming. I will say what keeps this from being an all-time classic is because the could have really added a lot more drama to at least one of those face in peril segments. I thought Kawada had some great moments in this, but the match was all about Araya versus the cocky Fuchi and the ornery Tenryu. It is a shame they never really capitalized on this. ****1/4
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Genichiro Tenryu vs Satoshi Kojima - Budokan 02/24/02

Kojima is still wicked over with the fans. I actually listen to wrestling podcasts while listening to these puro matches, but still have the volume up high enough on the match to hear sound effects. The only chants loud to hear are the Kojima ones. I have no problem tuning out Japanese commentary completely so that undercurrent does not affect my ability to listen to the podcasts.

Tenryu is more game than Kawada it seems to carry Kojima to a great match, but still it does not reach MOTYC levels for me. Again, I thought the beginning of the match was the best part. Tenryu was so good at looking down at Kojima. The way he brushes aside one of Kojima's chops is awesome. Then he backs Kojima against the ropes and lets Kojima cover up waiting for the chop only to look like a tool when it never comes. Then the next times he chops the bejeezus out of him in the corner. Basically, Tenryu is awesome, but we already knew that. Kojima "proves" his mettle sending Tenryu tumbling to outside with some forearms and a diving forearm. He does his somersault splash. After a chinlock, Tenryu hits his own somersault splash on Kojima. In a weird moment, Kojima heads for the hilsl, but seems to be spooked by the specter of Giant Baba at the end of the ramp. It is weird because Kojima seems like a babyface to the crowd and because puroresu does not usually that device. Tenryu wrangles him back in and just punches and chops the shit out of him. Kojima resorts to his base instincts: Ace Crusher, Ace Crusher, Ace Crusher! Ok, it was only two, but one was a shitty one off the apron. In a really cool spot, Tenryu tries to enter the ring and Kojima lariats his knee. That spot should be cribbed. Once again, the knee work does not follow to a neat conclusion. Kojima really is a shitty version of Mutoh. Tenryu regains the advantage and hits his wicked sweet spider German/back elbow combo. Tenryu goes back to head games with some playful slaps and Kojima reacts with a scoop piledriver. I love how Kojima hits this weird neckbreaker and afterwards Tenryu just punches him to get the advantage. Tenryu brainbuster leads to a double KO. Tenryu wins a chopfest to get a powerbomb, but only gets 2. Kojima lets out a roar, but then Flair Flops. Huge Kojima chants! Tenryu polishes him off with a brainbuster.

This was a big improvement over the Kawada match because of Tenryu's consistency. The whole match he was playing head games with Kojima about his inexperience and his inferiority. Kojima would power up, but he would never be able to sustain momentum because he lacked the experience. Why hit a weird move when you can just punch someone in the face? Kojima is a bit all over the place on offense, but is good at puro fighting spirit selling. He is a more expressive, but spottier version of Mutoh. I actually really dug the finish where he looks like he is going to do the fighting spirit hulk-up, but just collapses. It shows Kojima has a lot of heart, but does not have the brains yet. ***1/2

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Kojima reminds me of a passable modern WWE main eventer. Someone like Edge, who just does not have a ring presence or character. Edge has the benefit of promos and commentary to get over that he is The Ultimate Opportunist, but once he is in the ring, he just feels really normal. Kojima is just a really normal puroresu wrestler.
I like this about the same as I did initially, which means it won't make my ballot. I think this time I could pinpoint my issue. The transitions in this were capricious as all hell. There was no flow to the match at all. It was just Tenryu kicks Kojima ass. Kojima gets a spot and then Tenryu kicks his ass. I don't mind cut offs, but it just felt really my turn, your turn. They were coming up with logical ways to countering each other it was done through kicks to the gut and no-selling. What this match was great for was as a Tenryu offensive showcase. He looked amazing all match with great punches and chops. Then he was moving around like it was 1984 and his big bombs looked great. Kojima is a pretty good fighting spirit worker. I still liked the fighting spirit yell-> flop -> brainbuster finish. It feels like a good first match because it gives Kojima a lot of room to grow. He clearly got his ass kicked, but put up a decent fight so you believe he can get better in a rematch. The transitions in this sucked and I have seen this story told a million times better. ***1/2

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Genichiro Tenryu vs Satoshi Kojima - 07/17/02

The two trends I have noticed from my limited Kojima watching is to expect one shitty modified Ace Crusher and that the beginning of the match is always better than the end. I will say this match the the goodness lasted well into the match thus making it is his best match yet. After being dissed and dismissed by Tenryu in the February match, Kojima came out with something to prove and right off the bat gives Tenryu a taste of his own medicine: punches and chops in the corner. Tenryu gives him a Fuck You Chop that may have been a little high as Kojima gasps for breath powdering to the outside. The high chop to the throat was Tenryu's ace in the hole throughout the match when the going got rough. It is quite a trump card to have. Tenryu, who is pissed that Kojima is being a little baby about him trying to crush Kojima's larynx, throws a water bottle at him. Got to love, Mr. Puroresu!

Kojima's new strategy is just to kick him in the knee. Tenryu retaliates by kicking him in the head when he tries to go for a toehold following up with a high chop and kappo kick. Tenryu punches him in the face and Kojima goes back to the knee. A dragon leg screw causes Tenryu to powder. Kojima pounces on the knee, but Tenryu just overwhelms him. Tenryu hits a pretty explosive follow up chop into corner with some more punches. Tenryu lariats Kojima out and dives onto Kojima. Judging by this crowd, the chicks dig this lumpy old bastard. Tenryu has been taking Kojima to the woodshed and it seems at this point they are going to make the Fighting Spirit play to get Kojima over here.

Kojima takes out Tenryu's knee with a lariat on the apron. I love that spot! Here comes Kojima: plancha, somersault off the apron, dragon leg screw, figure-4, scorpion deathlock. He goes back to give Tenryu some more of his own medicine with punch/chop combination in the corner. Kojima is feeling it, but his top rope elbow only gets 2. What does Tenryu do to stymie Kojima? Chop to the throat, duh. Tenryu hit him with two sick deadwight Germans, really showed off Tenryu's power. At this point, I actually wrote "Wow 20 minutes in and no Ace Crushers yet!" in my notes. Literally a second later, Kojima floats over on a suplex attempt and hits an Ace Crusher. It was inevitable. He hits his stupid looking neckbreaker and his scoop piledriver. The best part is on the pin, Tenryu's foot looks for the rope and when he realizes he is too far he kicks out. Thats excellent ring awareness in bot a kayfabe and non-kayfabe sense! Tenryu punches Kojima and hits a brainbuster to regain advantage. He hits the Spider German, but misses back elbow. Thus Kojima hits his stupid fuckin middle rope Ace Crusher. What does Tenryu do, everybody? Chop to throat. Kojima has FIGHTING SPIRIT~! He lariats Tenryu with no padding only there is a bandage there.

We hit the home stretch with a chopfest. It is too bad they descended into trite 00s puro hell because they were doing so well. Tenryu hits tow brainbusters for an excellent false finish. Kojima gets his pop for a lariat false finish. Instead of just finishing it there, they dragged it out. Tenryu blocks a lariat hits two brainbusters, but Kojima does a dazed lariat that left me shakin' my head. They do a chopfest were both men sell their fatigue. Tenryu wins with a brainbuster and powerbomb combo to a lesser pop than the false finishes.

The finish issues is the same ones that plague the WWE today with so many false finishes that the crowd does not pop as hot for the actual finish. Plus they just dragged it out way too much at that point. Before that, the match was really good and Kojima gave his best performance yet. He had a chip on his shoulder he was going to prove his mettle to Tenryu and used his moves against him, took out the knee and then threw the bombs. Plus he did take one helluva a beating. Tenryu was his usual steady eddy self making everything awesome around him throwing water bottles in disgust, chops to throat, deadweight Germans. It is a disjointed match, but I am a positive dude. Lets go ***3/4

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I loved this a lot more on rewatch. Yes, this match really suffered from overkill problems, but the first 20 minutes was really incredible work and it just felt absolutely HUGE! I have liked a lot of post-split All Japan matches, but this is one that felt like the biggest. I didn't really care for the first match from a standalone standpoint, but watching it before this match makes this match that much better. Kojima spends most of the first match getting his ass handed to him. Here you can really seen how he has grown. He is doing Tenryu signature chop/punch combo in the corner, winning shoulder tackles and besting him on the mat. I loved his selling of Tenryu's high chop and Tenryu throwing a water bottle at Kojima, saying get back in here, you pussy. Some of the transitions again were a bit lame, but still I liked Tenryu working through the knee attacks at first with his own offense felt like some high-end struggle. But then Lariat to the knee on the apron was too much. Tenryu is not above punching to the midsection or the head. That is the real difference is Tenryu is going to take shortcuts. I thought Tenryu looked offensively crisp and this was definitely his last great singles match. Once it got into punch vs lariat and brainbuster versus Ace Crusher they definitely lost a little steam, but that's where the crowd buoyed the match with their overwhelming support for Kojima. I loved Kojima actually hitting the Lariat on this Fighting Spirit run, but still didn't have enough. Tenryu has to bust out the powerbomb to win. As the decade progressed, it was harder to put on these titanic showdowns, but this felt like Kojima was going to be a huge star. Tenryu did not carry him. Kojima looked great on offense, he was taking it too Tenryu and when selling he was firing up bringing it. I loved Tenryu selling the knee, but at the same time never losing his arrogance. He was still confident he could beat this punk if he could just punch him in the face. I will have this in 30s and I have it #3 on the year. ****1/2

Everybody all together now: Chop to throat


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All Japan proved that it is not the age of the wrestler, but how much ass he can still kick. Tenryu, Fuchi and Kawada may have been getting up there in age, but they still three bad muthafuckas in the ring. We finally get to the promotion known for its kickass matches: Pro Wrestling NOAH and specifically the incredible run of Jun Akiyama. Before that, we depart from the Orient to take a look at Dustin Rhodes versus Rick Rude feud from the summer of 1993 in WCW. I am working nights this week so everybody have a bitchin' week for me!