Hey Yo Stud Muffins & Foxy Ladies,
The long-waited conclusion to the Greatest Matches of WWF in
1993-1997 countdown, which I had been putting off due to needing time to watch
Mind Games and Wrestlemania XIII again.
Pro Wrestling Love vol. 10:
The Greatest Matches of WWF in 1993-1997
Objective: Break up the Greatest Match Ever Project
(hosted at gwe.freeforums.project.net) into more manageable chunks to help me
build my Top 100 List for the project.
Motivation:
Contribute to the discussion around these matches to enrich my own
understanding of pro wrestling and give a fresh perspective for old matches and
even hopefully discover great pro wrestling matches that have been hidden by
the sands of time.
Subject: This tenth
volume of Pro Wrestling Love finishes the Top 12 countdown of the best matches
to take place in the World Wrestling Federation from 1993-1997. The timeline
covers the Bret/Shawn/New Generation of the WWF. Bret Hart began the year of
1993 as World Champion. In addition, Hulk Hogan left in 1993. The year 1997 sees
the last Bret Hart title reign and Shawn Michaels ends the year as the
Champion. 1997 was the last year before the Attitude Era and Stone Cold took
off. You can revisit past Pro Wrestling
Love Volumes at ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com. You can check out the full
version of these reviews in ProWrestlingOnly.com by going to the forums and finding
the folders associated with the date of the match.
Ratings: The top
two matches of this list are mortal locks for my list. Numbers three through
five are definitely in contention for the Top 100. The sixth match will not be
making the list.
Top Six Matches of World Wrestling Federation from 1993-1997
#6. WWF World Heavyweight Champion Diesel vs Bret Hart
Survivor
Series 1995 No DQ Match
In my opinion, this is Bret Hart’s personal masterpiece. As
mentioned above, I think one of Bret Hart’s greatest strengths is having
compelling face vs face matches, more often than not by playing the subtle
heel. He really showed his high wrestling IQ in understanding the nuances of
face/heel dynamics in the Royal Rumble ’95 match where he had to make the new
babyface champion, Diesel, look like a hero without heeling himself too hard
and also come up with compelling ways to take control of the match over the
much larger Diesel. Here, they build on that great foundation by delivering one
helluva fight.
Unlike most face vs face matches, one wrestler does not play
subtle heel for the entire match but instead they take turns and they weave
such a great story that it never undercuts the characters or the match. Nash
begins the match as the slasher movie stalker and there is an impending dread
with every blow he strikes against the Hitman. Then on a dime, Bret is able to
turn heel mid-match and make Nash the sympathetic babyface by attacking the
knee and eventually tying his feet up in the corner with the mic cable, which
is the spot that I always remember from this match. Credit to Diesel for great
job selling his leg and for such a logical ending to the heat segment with
Diesel crotching Bret Hart on the top rope to end a great heat segment. The
finish stretch is excellent with Diesel selling the leg and Bret coming up with
creative ways to hit his signature spots. Bret goes all out at the end with two
massive bumps crashing and burning on a pesacdo and being slingshotted off the
apron through the table. I am not a huge fan of the finish, which is why this
match will not make the Top 100. It is a possum finish where Diesel believes
Bret is easy pickins’ after these two hellacious bumps and is caught with an
inside cradle. The reason I don’t like is because those bumps were hellacious
and I feel the finish undercuts those bumps. I think this is a great
demonstration how to work babyface vs babyface in very compelling fashion.
#5. WWF Intercontinental Champion Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon -
Summerslam 1995 Ladder Match
WWF Match of the Year, 1995
The take away moment from this match is when Razor just lets
the standing ladder fall on Shawn’s decimated left knee. To me, this is the
greatest WWF match where body part psychology is the main hook of the match.
One of the things WWF does especially well is create narratives outside the
scope of body part psychology. I think too often wrestling fans conflate
psychology with body part attack and body part selling. Targeting a body part
and selling a body part is just one aspect of psychology. It is an aspect that
can be immensely emotionally gripping watching your hero overcoming an injury
and answering the question can he or she successfully complete the comeback.
That all being said it is refreshing that WWF showcase a
match every once a while that is built around body part psychology and in my
estimation that could have not chosen a better wrestler to execute the selling
than Shawn Michaels. I think Bret is a great seller even underrated, but as we
have seen from Shawn Michaels’ Rockers run that when he is on that there are
very that can touch him in the selling game. On top of that, Shawn Michaels was
not alone in this match, Hall was great in control and never was better on
offense. Shawn’s comeback was perfectly pitched. It is a very gradual
progression to gaining control…not too energetic…not too subdued. In addition
to the great body part psychology, there were so many great callbacks to the
original Ladder match at Wrestlemania X that you would think this is All Japan
and Giant Baba was booking. Like in the previous I discussed it is the finish
that is holding me back from giving this full marks. It is not for the reason
you expect that it is a blown finish. Even if Shawn executed the finish
correctly on his first attempt I would not be too enamored with it. It was too
contrived and drawn out. As I mentioned in my analysis of Shawn Michaels’ work
this is when it became too cinematic and took me out of the moment. This is a
nitpick and does not completely devalue the amazing work leading up to the
finish where Razor and Shawn weave callbacks from Wrestlemania X with excellent
leg psychology from both men (Razor in control and Shawn selling) that this is
easily one of the all-time WWF classics and it is one of the few times in the history
of entertainment where I believe the sequel is better than the original.
#4. Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker – Badd Blood 1997 Hell In A
Cell Match
There is no match better at creating the horror movie
atmosphere than this match. The Undertaker is the ultimate slasher movie
monster stalking his prey. However, unlike the slasher movies, the Undertaker
is not the villain he is the avenging hero seeking to exact revenge against the
biggest douche in the history of the WWF and maybe even pro wrestling. Shawn
Michaels was at the height of his heel powers just so eminently hateable. Yet
at every pass, Michaels was able to escape his punishment and in fact seemingly
found ways to antagonize The Undertaker even more by hitting him with steel
chair after steel chair and using the newly formed D-Generation X to keep him
out of trouble. Thus Hell In A Cell was constructed for the first time to
finally deliver the punishment that the Heartbreak Kid so richly deserves.
The beginning of the match goes exactly as a fan would
expect. Undertaker delivers helluva ass-whuppin’ to Shawn Michaels. It is pitch
perfect. I think what this match does so well is actually create a logical
Shawn Michaels heat segment. The monster babyface is in my opinion the hardest
role to play and it is a very rare role in general. How do you garner sympathy
on the Deadman especially against the smaller, cowardly Shawn Michaels? I loved
how Michaels needed three big spots in order to garner control. Each of the
spots was using Undertaker’s momentum and mass against him. Then once he had
control, Shawn Michaels was not using typical spots to hold The Undertaker
down. He was climbing the cage and crashing down with all his weight down on
Taker. He was piledriving Taker on the steel steps. He was going the extra mile
because he knew his hold on the match was tenuous at best. I love matches where
there is this type of tension. You know you are just one zombie sit-up away
from Taker whupping his ass. We know it. Taker knows it. Most importantly,
Shawn knows it and he is wrestling with that desperation. Then it happens the
Sweet Chin Music->Zombie Situp. Shawn’s reaction is awesome and he wants to
get the Hell Out of Dodge.
They accomplish this smartly by having Michaels accidentally
wipe out a cameraman when he was backdropped over the ropes. Michaels then
throws a temper tantrum as this was a play off Michaels’ shoot temper tantrums
in matches and the worked temper tantrum in the Mind Games match. I have heard
this as interpreted as a Michaels’ escape plan, but I don’t think it was
premediated in kayfabe sense. It was accident and Michaels took out his
frustrations on the cameraman and continued his heat segment on Taker. It was
the Sweet Chin Music->Zombie Situp that makes HBK want to get on his bicycle
and ride and it just so happened that the cameraman was getting medical
attention. The ending is perfect and revolutionary. So many incredible, iconic
spots. I love how they make sure Taker gets his revenge by caving Michaels’
brain with a steel chair and he finally gets his receipt for Summerslam. Then
Kane debuts! What an amazing finish! Kane debuts in the most epic fashion
possible and that little bastard Michaels, a bloody pulp, somehow reaps the
rewards. Just great booking, Michaels takes the ass whupping we want to see,
but comes out with a ton of heat and it sets up the big Undertaker vs Kane
feud. A terrific match that is so creative and revolutionary with two excellent
characters that hit it out of the park.
Greatest finish ever? |
#3. WWF World Heavyweight Champion Shawn Michaels vs Mankind – Mind
Games 1996
WWF Match of the Year, 1996
It is such a shame that this match has such a lame finish.
It is such an anti-climatic lamedown. It could be the Greatest WWF Match of All
Time if it didn’t.
“Think shoot, but work” is a great motto from “Stone Cold”
Steve Austin on his philosophy how to work. This match epitomizes that mantra.
It is raw and organic. What makes this match so special is how it combines
brawling and psychology. Everything is smart & logical without feeling
planned or contrived. Everything feels intense & chaotic without feeling
mindless & aimless. It never drags, but it never throws too much at you. It
is a very sticky match in the sense that everything sticks with you. Vince
McMahon must love this match because it has so many iconic moments, from Shawn
jumping up and down on Foley while the floor mat is on Foley to the amazing
ending table spot. My favorite sequence of the match is when they executed a
worked shoot centered around Shawn’s predilection for temper tantrums in the
middle of a match. It turns into a heated brawl. I really love how Foley yanks
Michaels down from behind in the claw. It was intense and uncomfortable. Not to
be outdone, Shawn really lays in fucking brutal back elbows into Foley’s head.
There were so many stiff shots in the match. I thought Shawn was firing off
live rounds and even Foley strikes looked rough. There were other great chaotic
moments with Shawn leaping over the announce table to tackle Foley. Such an
exciting fight! Shawn looked amazing fighting on top, probably his best
offensive performance of his career. He was really taking it to Mankind and
that work over Foley’s leg was top notch! He even threw in a dragon leg screw! There
is a great character moment when Michaels has Mankind in a half crab, Paul
Bearer places the urn on the apron next to the ropes to give Mankind that extra
incentive to grab the ropes. There are so many great little things throughout
this match. I loved the transition out of Shawn control segment when Mankind’s
knee gives out and he falls back and this hot shots Michaels. Perfect
confluence of what happened and bringing the match to the next step. The next
iconic moment is Foley stabbing his own knee with a pen to get feeling back in
it. Great deranged, psycho moment. Foley targets Michaels’ head due to his
concussion history. Michaels really wrestled out of his mind. So many great
decision and sold like a million bucks. I love how Shawn needed three big hits
to EARN control of the match again. Foley goes ass over tea kettle on a knee
into the ring steps, then a drop toehold into the steps and then in a fight on
the apron Foley eats the ring post. I love how bang bang this match is. No
downtime, but never overdone. Mankind gets his head caught in the ropes and
Shawn looks to press the advantage, but Mandible Claw! Mankind becomes obsessed
with getting the claw so Shawn retaliates by destroying the Claw hand. The Claw
hand is rendered completely ineffective the rest of the match. Just great
escalation. So Mankind has to resort to Cactus Jack moves like the Double Arm
DDT and piledriver since he cant use the hand. Mankind has an amazing mid-match
freak out when he cant put Shawn away. Shawn’s comeback is red hot; he really
clobbers him with that forearm. The finish stretch is incredible, Shawn
rocking, the insane table spot and then Shawn Van Dam hitting the craziest
Sweet Chin Music ever. God, if Shawn just got the 1-2-3 in that moment instead
of Vader, Sid and Undertaker getting involved. Lets forget the finish and just
remember the good times of this incredible match. So many long brawls will
peter out, but this match just builds and builds. So many logical matches feel
contrived, but this match feels like a shoot for the most part, just raw
emotion. A true masterpiece!
#2. Bret Hart vs Owen Hart – Wrestlemania X
WWF Match of the Year, 1994
Brother vs brother is there a simpler, more natural story
than that? Any man who has a brother knows the story. We love one another, but
there is always a little bit of competitive fire between the two if not a whole
lot of competitive fire. Owen plays the insecure snot little brother with a
fierce inferiority complex. The way he celebrates the break from the collar and
elbow tieup always get me. The flip side is how humiliated he is when Bret
makes him fall out of the ring. Owen comes back in and slaps him. He is the
consummate insecure brat. Bret plays the calm older brother perfectly. He just
wants to outwrestle his young brother not hurt him. So often we forget that
wrestling is not about injuring your opponent. It is about pinning your
opponent’s shoulders to the mat for a three count or forcing a submission. There
is no reason to hurt one another. However, tempers flare and that’s when the
heat comes out. Owen is not wrestling to win. He is wrestling to hurt. Bret
responds in kind. Bret is peppering in hope spots while Owen is crushing it on
offense. The Tombstone Piledriver spot was out of this world. Great transition
to Bret Hart re-taking control when Owen goes for the home run shot of the top
rope diving headbutt. That’s where this match excels so much is escalation.
Since Owen escalated this from hold-counterhold by attacking Bret with high
impact moves. So Bret returned in kind by hitting the Fives Moves of Doom, but
it was an out of nowhere Enizguiri that turns the match back in Owen’s favor.
When Bret jams his knee, this match goes into overdrive playing into how Owen
turned heel in the first place during the Quebecers match when Owen kicked “Bret’s
leg out from under his leg”. Owen does the Hart family proud with this leg work
and Bret sells like a million bucks. Good payback spot where Bret gets the
enziguiri as his receipt. The commentary did a great job putting over how this
would affect Bret’s world title shot later that night. He should just cut his
losses and focus on the title match. But any brother knows how important it is
to win against their brother and he wont give up. Owen has crossed the line it
went from winning a match to injuring Bret now. Bret returns in kind. He holds
nothing back. PILEDRIVER! TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX! Bret has gone from cradles &
armbars to dropping his brother on his head. Owen one ups this when his trick
knee acts up and he heel kicks Bret in the balls. He goes from wanting to
humiliate his brother to becoming so desperate he hits him in the testicles. Is
there anything more low down and pathetic than that? I love that nobody has
ever broken Bret’s Sharpshooter, but since Owen is not as proficient at it,
Bret is able to break it. He applies his own, but Owen makes the ropes. Bret
goes for the Victory Roll, but Owen kneels down on his shoulder to win the
match!
I love how each man is transformed throughout the match. It
is such amazing, organic character work. Bret’s face at the loss is perfect. He
is like I cant believe that little fucker pinned me. Owen’s reaction is also
priceless at his victory. Maybe the best character work in American history.
#1. Bret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin – Wrestlemania XIII
Submission Match
WWF Match of the Year, 1997
Act One: Brawl Outside sets the mood, establishes this a fight.
Act Two: Bret works the knee. Is there anybody you would rather see work a control segment than Bret Hart. Steve Austin is such an amazing seller. So much energy! So much flailing! We get the rhythm of the match and its a submission match and the Sharpshooter is always looming.
Act Three: Austin's first desperation comeback with the steel chair. He tries to win the match with conventional submissions (moss-covered three-handled-family granduza and the Boston Crab).
Act Four: Austin is busted wide open. Bret beats the shit out of him and is almost taunting him in the way he is not putting Austin away and is instead dishing out excessive punishment like he is running up the score. Bret is turning heel and you want to see Austin open up a massive can of whoop-ass.
Act Five: Austin, bleeding profusely, makes a furious comeback that includes nutshots, middle fingers and trying to choke out Bret with with an electrical cord, but Bret hits Austin with the ring bell. Then it all climaxes in that amazing moment that is seared in all wrestling fans' minds with Austin fighting through the Sharpshooter, blood squirting from his head, passing out from the pain.
The reputation that precedes this match is so gargantuan what could you possibly say that has not been said in the past. We all know the historical import of this match. I would go as far as to assert this is the most historically important match in Vince McMahon Jr's WWF. Everything, the superstars, the live events, the TV shows, the merchandise that after this match now for over twenty years was made possible by this match. Very rarely can we point to such a singular match or singular moment where a Superstar is born that is literally going to save a company, lead them from the brink of bankruptcy so that in fours years, they buy their biggest competition and run a major Dome show. What is even more rare is how this match is the perfect confluence of history and art. Think of Hogan vs Iron Sheik and Hogan vs Andre, massively important matches, but as works of art they certainly leave the wrestling fan wanting more. How about matches like Slaughter vs Sheik an absolutely amazing bloodbath, but mostly forgotten to history because ultimately, it was NOT that important or influential, it was a last gasp of a dying era. So what we see here above all else is the magical intercourse of history and art. The resulting climax is true gratification.
It is a boring selection, but there's a reason it is boring, this is the Greatest WWF Match of All Time.
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