Friday, December 30, 2022

Pro Wrestling Love vol. 72: The Greatest 100 WWF/WWE Wrestlers of All Time

   Hey Yo Stud Muffins & Foxy Ladies,


Pro Wrestling Love vol. 72:
The Greatest 100 WWF/WWE Wrestlers of All Time 

The Man


The year 2022 has been a great year personally for The MartMan. My girlfriend made it to our one year anniversary and have moved into together (the first time I am living with somebody). I could not be happier with the relationship. However, some things have to be sacrificed and one of those things was watching classic wrestling. I watch modern wrestling with a less critical eye. I will sometimes work during watching, talk to someone (family or my girlfriend) or just plain zone out. When I am watching classic wrestling I think about it critically trying to understand, appreciate and de-construct it and that takes far more concentration. While classic wrestling died a death, I did watch and immerse myself more in modern wrestling than I have in years past. 

It has been over a year since I published anything and I actually have a decent amount of free time here in Quebec where I am spreading the winter holidays. Thanks to the Place To Be Nation (https://placetobe.podbean.com/) for once again doing a bitchin' ranking project this time revisiting the Greatest  WWF/WWE Wrestlers of All Time. Only the WWF/WWE portion of the career of each wrestler was allowed to be analyzed as a factor for their ranking. This really hurt the 80s wrestler in particular and even some 90s wrestlers such as Ric Flair or Vader which would be normally much higher on a Greatest Wrestler of All Time List. This was a boon for 21st Century wrestler because they just amass so much work in the WWE that when comparing a Seth Rollins to an Arn Anderson you just have to admit as a WWF/E wrestler Rollins is better than Arn even if it churns my stomach to make such a decision. 

As I mentioned this ranking took place back in 2017 and we are revisiting it. I used my 2017 rankings as a baseline for this year. My Top 6 remained pretty much intact as no one made moves in the past 5 years that really threatened the Big Six. Upon further reflection while Backlund has more longevity and had more higher end matches than Austin, Austin burned brighter, had a better baseline style. As much as I like Backlund's unique "Anything you can do, I can do better" psychology, he did have some serious stinkers such as the one hour worst match ever with Don Muraco. Whereas Austin's perpetual motion style lent itself to always being good. 

Roman Reigns was the big mover and honestly that was in large part to the Bloodline angle which has led to many great matches and Roman finally cementing himself on the level of previous Aces such as Hogan, Austin and Cena. From 2015 through a very weak 2019 it looked like he could be the worse long-term Ace in company history (perhaps Pedro Morales, but I dont know enough about Pedro). The Bloodline has finally made Roman reach his potential. For the record, I always thought Roman was a great wrestler, but the lack of a compelling character and poor booking was greatly hindering him. 

The other two big movers were Sleeze's favorites that proved themselves worthy of big moves in the past five years. I was shocked to find that I ranked Becky Lynch so low in 2017 as she was my favorite Horsewoman it shows I was being objective at the time, but in 2018-2019 I was proven to have impeccable taste as she transformed herself into The Man and made herself a slam dunk Top 20 wrestler in WWE history. AJ Styles had the greatest debut year in WWE history and his 2016 which I put up there with Ric Flair's 1989 was enough to get him an insane 25th ranking off two years of work, but AJ continues to rock in the ring with major leagues matches against Undertaker, Daniel Bryan, Ricochet, Edge, and Balor to name a few. 

The Usos earned themselves Top 25 rankings due to being the greatest tag team in WWE history surpassing The Rockers with terrific feuds against New Day and their part in the Bloodline angle.

I feel bad leaving Sasha Banks out of the Top 25, but she and Becky have both eclipsed Charlotte Flair as the best women's wrestler. Charlotte has great matches but really great individual performances. I need to analyze her more, but my gut is rarely wrong. Belair had a monster debut, but she deserved it by having the best WrestleMania match two years running against Sasha then Becky. The Becky feud was some of WWE's best long-term booking. Belair is a fantastic power wrestler. I watched her live against Becky in Providence in November 2021 and at a house show in Boston in January 2022 and she is a great live crowd worker with tons of great power spots. Asuka was the major bright spot of 2020 and absolutely was the Queen of the Pandemic Era. Kairi Sane who I totally forgot to put on my list, damnit had some terrific bouts. I was a huge Kabuki Warriors mark. I LOVED Rousey's 2019 run, which is the greatest rookie year in pro wrestling history, but her weak 2022 caused her to be more middle of the pack.

One revelation I had in the past five years watching classic footage is how bland Jeff Hardy is as a pro wrestler. He is a formula wrestler with a boring formula. He works in the same five or so highspots and runs through the most basic of shine-heat-comeback formula. He still makes it high for his tag work with his brother and a couple high end singles. 

The other debuts were male wrestlers that I found middling back in 2017 that have grown on me in the past five years. They needed these extra five years to displace 80s wrestlers that I think are better but do not have the volume that a Kevin Owens or a Bobby Lashley possesses. 

I could not believe how high I had Paul Orndorff originally ranked as besides a random match with Slaughter he does not do much for me. He had a solid three year run and a big feud with Hogan, but he does not have much else going for him. In fairness, one of my biggest blindspots is the Orndorff/Piper feud in 1985. Adonis stays on because of his Backlund work and his fabulous 1986 which he deserves the MVP that year. Garvin stays on because thats how bitchin' the Valentine feud is. 

Dropouts: Iron Sheik (he was only in it for the Slaughter series), Arn Anderson (too short), Tully Blanchard (too short), Vince McMahon (not enough stuff to compete with the newer people adding to their resume), Bobby Heenan (see Vince), Shane-O (see Vince), Big John Studd (I like his look, I was shocked, I included him), Terry Funk (see Arn & Tully), Judy Martin (great front kick, but was only for Jumping Bomb Angels feud).

Wrestler

2022 Ranking

2017 Ranking

Change

John Cena

1

1

0

Shawn Michaels

2

2

0

Randy Savage

3

3

0

Steve Austin

4

5

1

Bob Backlund

5

4

-1

Bret Hart

6

6

0

Roman Reigns

7

21

14

Brock Lesnar

8

15

7

Undertaker

9

9

0

Hulk Hogan

10

10

0

Becky Lynch

11

52

41

AJ Styles

12

25

13

Greg Valentine

13

7

-6

Rey Mysterio

14

8

-6

Mick Foley

15

13

-2

CM Punk

16

14

-2

Daniel Bryan

17

22

5

Chris Jericho

18

16

-2

Andre The Giant

19

19

0

Bruno Sammartino

20

20

0

Chris Benoit

21

11

-10

Eddie Guerrero

22

23

1

Sheamus

23

31

8

Jey Uso

24

37

13

Jimmy Uso

25

38

13

Sasha Banks

26

33

7

Tito Santana

27

12

-15

Randy Orton

28

32

4

Charlotte Flair

29

24

-5

Sgt. Slaughter

30

17

-13

Ricky Steamboat

31

18

-13

The Rock

32

26

-6

Triple H

33

27

-6

Owen Hart

34

28

-6

Batista

35

30

-5

Marty Jannetty

36

34

-2

Mark Henry

37

35

-2

Bayley

38

42

4

Kurt Angle

39

39

0

Roddy Piper

40

40

0

Bianca Belair

41

NR

N/A

British Bulldog

42

36

-6

Christian

43

41

-2

Jeff Hardy

44

29

-15

Bill Eadie/Ax/Masked Superstar

45

43

-2

Matt Hardy

46

44

-2

Asuka

47

68

21

Scott Hall

48

48

0

Umaga

49

49

0

John Bradshaw Layfield

50

50

0

Ric Flair

51

51

0

Sean Waltman/X-Pac/1-2-3 Kid

52

47

-5

Finlay

53

45

-8

Pat Patterson

54

53

-1

Rick Rude

55

54

-1

The Big Show

56

55

-1

Goldust/ Dustin Rhodes

57

56

-1

Cesaro

58

56

-2

Big Boss Man

59

58

-1

Tama

60

59

-1

Kevin Nash

61

61

0

Ronda Rousey

62

NR

N/A

Rick Martel

63

63

0

Mr. Perfect

64

64

0

Ted Dibiase

65

60

-5

William Regal

66

66

0

Braun Strowman

67

67

0

Samoa Joe

68

76

8

Alexa Bliss

69

69

0

Sid

70

70

0

Sami Zayn

71

71

0

Luke Harper

72

72

0

Mickie James

73

73

0

Big E Langston

74

79

5

The Miz

75

77

2

Ken Patera

76

62

-14

Drw McIntyre

77

NR

N/A

Kevin Owens

78

NR

N/A

Kofi Kingston

79

NR

N/A

Matt Riddle

80

NR

N/A

Ultimate Warrior

81

81

0

Vader

82

82

0

Seth Rollins

83

NR

N/A

Rusev

84

88

4

Kamala

85

84

-1

Nikki Bella

86

85

-1

Lashley

87

NR

N/A

John Morrison

88

86

-2

Jeff Jarrett

89

87

-2

Trish Stratus

90

89

-1

Xavier Woods

91

NR

N/A

Jerry Lawler

92

92

0

Harley Race

93

93

0

Dynamite Kid

94

94

0

Yokozuna

95

95

0

Matt Borne

96

96

0

Paul Orndorff

97

46

-51

Adrian Adonis

98

65

-33

Ron Garvin

99

75

-24

Chief Jay Strongbow

100

100

0






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