Thursday, July 30, 2020

Pro Wrestling Love vol. 63: Best of All Japan Pro Wrestling (Mitsuharu Misawa, Kenta Kobashi, Toshiaki Kawada, Akira Taue)

Hey Yo Stud Muffins & Foxy Ladies,

Pro Wrestling Love vol. 63:
The Best of All Japan Pro Wrestling 1995-1996

Objective:  Break up the Greatest Match Ever Project (hosted at http://gweproject.freeforums.net/) into more manageable chunks to help me build my Top 100 List for the project.

Motivation: Contribute to the discussion around these matches to enrich my own understanding of pro wrestling and give a fresh perspective for old matches and even hopefully discover great pro wrestling matches that have been hidden by the sands of time.

Subject: This sixty-third volume of Pro Wrestling Love is the conclusion of the Top 12 countdown of the best matches to take place in All Japan Pro Wrestling (AJPW) 1995-1996. Where we left in Volume 58 was with Toshiaki Kawada as Triple Crown Champion and Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi as World Tag Team Champions after winning the Real World Tag League. No one can take away Kawada's title reign, but in terms of the kayfabe All Japan universe, there was an asterisk next to Kawada's title reign because he did not win them from Misawa. Three times he had tried and three times he failed. He won by beating Dr. Death. The storyline through 1995 is can Kawada beat Misawa. He ends up dropping the belts back to Hansen as a transitional champion so that Misawa can once again reign as the undisputed Ace of All Japan. A curious thing happens in the Misawa vs Kawada Champions Carnival match 30 seconds into what was to be a 30 minute draw, Kawada broke Misawa's orbital bone with a kick to the face. Misawa being The Fucking Man wrestled the next 29 minutes and 30 seconds with a broken eye socket. It turned out to be a happy accident because all three of the 5 star classics that come from All Japan that year are a result of Kawada & Taue targeting the bad eye of Misawa. In a lot of ways, All Japan peaked in 1995 both stylistically with 6/9/95 and in terms of booking as Misawa vanquished the challenge of Kawada again. They sort of sputtered a conclusion for the year and then reset in 1996 with a renewed emphasis on tag team wrestling. The year 1996 saw the return of Dr. Death Steve Williams reforming his team with Johnny Ace and the ascendancy of the super rookie Jun Akiyama replacing Kenta Kobashi as Misawa's junior partner. This greatly freshened up the match ups and also gave Kobashi a chance to spread his singles wings by defeating Akira Taue for his first Triple Crown. Thus we begin the transition to Misawa vs Kobashi taking center stage over Misawa vs Kawada in the later parts of the 90s, but that was covered in earlier parts of Pro Wrestling Love. You can revisit past Pro Wrestling Love Volumes at ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com. You can check out the full version of these reviews in ProWrestlingOnly.com by going to the forums and finding the folders associated with the date of the match.

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My Favorite Moment In Any Match Ever


Top Six Matches of All Japan Pro Wrestling 1995-96


#6. AJPW Triple Crown Champion Mitsuharu Misawa vs 
Kenta Kobashi - Anniversary Show 10/25/95

The first major Misawa vs Kobashi match for the Triple Crown takes place at the big October Anniversary show at the Budokan. This matchup would go on to main event two of the next three October Anniversary shows at the Budokan. This would only be Kobashis third title shot of his career (Doc in Sept of 94 and Kawada hour draw in Jan of 95) while Misawa was in his second reign as champion. At the time of this match Misawa and Kobashi were still the lead babyface tag team of All Japan, though by the beginning of 96, Kobashi would graduate to leading his own team while Misawa would take Akiyama under his wing.

The match is wrestled very much in the vein of two tag team partners vying for the most coveted prize in the promotion. I know some people criticize that Kobashi never fully shed his plucky underdog persona, but I think this match represents that last matchup of young Kobashi. Kobashi is always going to be a vibrant, energetic and emotional performer, but this feels like the last time he felt like a junior to the other Pillars. It was his coming of age match. The story of the match is slow and steady wins the race.

Kobashi comes out like gangbusters. He knows Misawa is coming with an elbow and throws him face first into the mat. Great spot to show Kobashis familiarity with Misawa as his tag partner. Hitting a suplex into a powerbomb where Misawa lands back first on Kobashis leg. OW! That had to hurt both of them. Misawa rolls to the outside and is selling his back. Powerbomb on the floor well thats not going to help the back. I love when a match starts off red hot like this. Kobashi as Misawas tag partner knows how damn good he is and wants a quick win. Bodyslam->Fist Pump->But Misawa rolls too far away for moonsault. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kobashi starts hitting leg drops to the back of the beck, but misses one from second rope. I like that as a way for Misawa to get some time to recovery.

Misawa comes in and tries to use his trusty elbow to turn the tide. Kobashi actually goes for a cross armbreaker and work over the arm. Misawa elbows Kobashis arm. Here we see the youth of Kobashi and something we will have to see if he improves upon that is his focus. He totally departs from the arm in order to go back to his comfort zone of power offense: surfboard and sleepers. It is conservative and plays to his strength. In a lot of ways the first half of the match feels like it is worked in reverse, finish run, limb psychology, opening holds. I think it tells the story of a young hotshot that is reverting back to a conservative approach. Misawa is just waiting and waiting.

Kobashi goes high risk by going to the apron and Misawa hits an elbow. From here it is pretty standard, but awesome Misawa. Elbows from all corners of the ring, Tiger Driver, flying bodypress. But we see what will plague Misawa in this match. Lack of killer instinct something he never has a problem with in the past. The first Tiger Suplex is downright gentle and more of a pinning combination. The second one he chucks Kobashi right on the back of his head. When Kobashi gets back in the ring, Misawa does not know what to do next and all of sudden Kobashi gets a drop toehold and a leg drop to the back of the neck. Misawa takes a suplex on his head and then Kobashi just hurls his body at Misawa knocking him hard back into the turnbuckles. Misawa is down in a heap clutching his neck and shoulder. Awesome, awesome selling by Misawa and the crowd picks up on that it might be the end. Kobashis finish run is awesome with powerbombs galore, moonsault and a second moonsault while Misawa is trying to get up that pops me HUGE! I love shit like that and Kobashis selling for it was great. Kobashi goes for a third powerbomb, but Misawa-rana and ROARING ELBOW~! Again, Misawa cant put Kobashi away. He is elbowing and elbowing, but Kobashi just keeps coming forward. I love how Kobashi keeps ducking into the body trying to get throws and Misawa will beat him off with elbows. One time Kobashi does upend Misawa, but it is too little too late. Eventually Misawa realizes that his tag team partner has too much heart to stay down and has to use the Tiger Driver 91 right on his freaking head to put him down.

Not a perfect match, definitely some parts that dragged, the middle of Kobashis opening control and the finish took longer than necessary. Overall, great first match in the series. Kobashi came out looking elite in the loss. Hot opening, lost the lead, but came back through guts and willpower and just came up short but it was not due lack of effort or heart. Definitely showed he needed to be more focused and disciplined and that his power and strength would not be enough to beat the Mighty Misawa alone. Misawa is living proof slow and steady wins the race. Weathers the early onslaught and sticks to the game plan. Great selling of the back and later the neck. Really great selling down the stretch to put Kobashi over as a threat. I thought his offense built appropriately from I dont want to hurt the kid to Fuck it, my titles are more important than you so I am going to drop you on your head. 

#5. AJPW Tag Team Champions Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue vs
 Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama - Super Power Series 5/23/96

My initial impression of the Misawa & Akiyama team is that Akiyama is a much more strategic wrestler than Kobashi. He is more active in double teams, guarding Misawa's covers and wrestling a more strategically sound tag team match. Misawa & Kobashi were two great singles wrestlers that won on the sheer force that they were two greatest of all time. Akiyama being the young gun overcame his youth by wrestling more textbook. Watch the opening, he stays in the ring almost the entirety of Misawa's portion. He is helping out with double teams and guarding against Kawada. Another moment later on after Misawa face in peril and a hot tag, Misawa had returned and he was having trouble hitting a bomb on Taue originally he wanted a Tiger Driver, but that morphed into a Tiger Suplex and he still couldnt hoist him over and he called out maybe one word in Japanese  and Akiyama was on it and kicked Taue and boom Tiger Suplex. Never saw that out of Misawa/Kobashi, not trying to disparage Misawa/Kobashi who had great matches not just with Kawada/Taue, but also Doc/Ace and Baba/Hansen so they worked, but I liked how quickly the Misawa/Akiyama unit gelled.

Just some notes, I wanted to cover that I didnt in the opening paragraph. I liked how Akiyama was out to prove his mettle from the outset. He was confident and was out there to win. I love when people at least attempt or hit their finish early in this case an Exploder on Taue. It makes me believe you arent out there putting out a performance you there to win. A wrestling match doesnt have to go 30 minutes, it could be 2 minutes make me believe you want the "W" not a great match. I love how Misawa was right out there with an Elbow Suicida as soon as Taue powdered. He was on it. After the Misawa in Peril, Akiyama stood up and won control against Kawada, slaps, jumping knees even a punch. Akiyama proved he belong. He bested Taue too, great double dropkick and then it goes into the Tiger Suplex sequence I discussed. Akiyama tagged back in and was going for the Exploder. Now let's talk Holy Demon Army. 

I have been focusing on Akiyama because he is shiny & new and he is the focal point. Kawada was taking a very Misawa approach to this match. He was hanging back letting Taue eat some pretty big bombs (Exploder, Elbow Suicida, Tiger Driver and Tiger Suplex) but whenever it almost got of hand he was there. The initial shine climaxed with a Tiger Driver and I was like Kawada/Taue are due. Kawada launched his sortie and freed Taue. Kawada hits a Dangerous Back Drop Driver, pretty wicked headdrop bump from Misawa. They worked over Misawa's neck together. Kneedrops, kicks, Snake Eyes and Stretch Plum. Transitions out to the hot tag was a little weak...I think just some Misawa elbows. We covered Akiyama's hot tag which was very effective in Akiyama proving his mettle. After the Tiger Suplex when Taue was about to take a Exploder is when Kawada struck again from the apron. He broke up the attempt and more importantly took Misawa out of commission with a Jumping High Kick that led to a NODOWA~! Kawada and Taue have been licking their chops as they have played with their food as Akiyama is at their mercy. Pretty damn perfect opening.  

Damn they put Akiyama over huge! Big balls on the booking and it paid off. Akiyama takes a lickin but he keeps on tickin'. Taue Powerbombs Akiyama, but it is not Dynamic. Taue wants to finish the punk off with a Nodowa of Death. Misawa's hand is forced and he comes in, Kawada cuts him off at the pass, but he fights through it to save Akiyama and pulls him back to the sanctuary of their own corner. 

Misawa's hot tag is glorious as he lights Taue up, nice German suplex. This match is so efficient. On the Tiger Driver attempt, Kawada TRUCKS him with a Lariat. Now Kawada is in and they tease the big finish run is going to be Kawada putting his archrival away. Powerbomb. Dangerous Nodowa/Back Drop Driver Combination. Akiyama is there to save. The Second Powerbomb is thwarted by the Misawa-Rana. Blocks Jumping High Kick! ROARING ELBOW~! Kawada is out cold! This leads to the Akiyama hot tag. At first, it looks like it is going well, nice Northern Lights. German, nope, Kawada does his standard Pele kick save. Trademark Jumping High Kick...whats this Kawada has injured his ankle! Taue rushes in to try to pull him safety. Misawa intervenes and throws Taue out and SPINNING PLANCHA BY MISAWA! Crows has been whipped into a frenzy! Akiyma dragon leg screw to Kawada's bum wheel got a huge pop! Misawa hits a massive German Suplex on Kawada. Akiyama buries him with Three Exploders! Akiyama PINS KAWADA!??!? HOLY SHIT! Kobashi did NOT even do that! WOW!

Kawada was a total pro here. Selling his leg like only he can and boy oh boy did he feed Akiyama on those Exploders great job. He made Akiyama right there. So selfless, hats off to him. Akiyama is an instant overnight sensation. What a coming out party! Love the new dynamic that Akiyama brings to these tag matches, very strategic and he definitely was a new wrinkle for Kawada & Taue who are usually the ones exploiting the double teams and being the better tag wrestlers. Misawa & Akiyama immediately are amazing tag team not because they are each individually great because they really executed a smart tag strategy throughout the match. They times their double teams and saves so well. Misawa was still the leader it was his Roaring Elbow that put Kawada in a hole and it was his wise blocking of Taue that stopped Kawada from tagging out and it was his German on Kawada to set up Akiyama. Really excellent tag team wrestling! 


#4. Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue vs Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama
 Real World Tag League 12/6/96

Of all the uber famous All Japan matches, you know the ones only known by the Date, this is the one I have seen the least. I think I have only seen it twice and have no recollection of it and I also dont know what the hook of the match is. 

First Half: After about 5 minutes, I said out loud to myself "Absolutely genius". This is the best tag team match ever from strategic and mechanics point of view. 6/9/95 is all heart & soul that will win the day, BUT this is thinking man's wrestling at its finest. I will do my best to distill down all the great moments. Misawa & Akiyama are a much better TEAM than Misawa & Kobashi, which was a unit of two great singles wrestlers. I noticed this immediately during 5/23/96 and they showed that again.

Akiyama stands up to bully Kawada and knocks him down with a Jumping High Knee. How does he press his advantage? He tags! Genius! This allows the double team to consolidate the advantage. Akiyama, wise beyond his years, knocks Taue off the apron enabling Misawa to wipe out Kawada with Elbow Suicida. Miswa scores a Tiger Driver and nearfall. Where does it all start? A timely Akiyama tag. He was not tired. He landed just one blow. Most people would continue on offense, but thats dumb. It is tag TEAM wrestling. Use that man advantage consolidate the lead. 

Not to be outdone, Taue steps up to bat. On the attempted Second Tiger Driver, Taue wisely comes to Kawada's aid and attacks Misawa from behind, which exposes a mistake by Misawa to have his back to the enemy corner. Kawada bowls him over and what does he do? He tags out! Expert move. Great sequence from Taue and Misawa ending with Taue planting Misawa with the DDT and a Powerbomb, NOT Dynamic for a nearfall. Where does this all begin? A deft, timely save from Taue at peak danger converting defense into offense. Taue is setting up for perhaps the Super NODOWA when Akiyama showing his youth is NOT wasted on the young and saves Miswa who us his high position to Elbow Drop Taue and tag out. Perfect match thus far. Akiyama gets a Dragon Leg Screw on Taue?!? Kawada senses the danger and interferes. Taue lingers a bit longer than expected but hits the Nodowa and tags out. 5 minutes folks. That was 5 glorious fucking minutes. 

The next 5 minutes centers around Kawada/Taue in cruise control doing what they do best just generally pummeling and grinding Akiyama down. There is not much in the way of transitions or excitement. It is a comedown from the frenetic first five minutes. After all that fast break, uptempo offense, the experienced Holy Demon Army slows the pace down and exerts their advantage. Weakest point of the match thus far was Akiyama's easy escape to tag out Misawa. Just a simple back suplex. C'mon. There were not even that many teases. 

The next 5 minutes revs things back up. Misawa and Kawada have one of their classic fiery exchanges, which ends with a Kawada Jumping High Kick. What does Kawada do after being in a grueling strike exchange with the greatest striker in pro wrestling history? HE FUCKING TAGS! Because that's what you should! This match is so pleasing to my brain.  Taue comes in and is just a massive dick. His offense consists of stepping on Misawa's face, javelin-spearing Misawa's face into the  top turnbuckle, stepping on Misawa's face and then trying to end the match with NODOWA OFF THE APRON~! MISAWA CLEANS HIS FUCKING CLOCK WITH A MASSIVE ELBOW! Holy shit! This was not one of those let me pepper you with Elbows. This was the Sweet Home Alabama Elbow! WOW! MY jaw hurt! Misawa tags out to Akiyama who comes off the top and knocks Taue down. Akiyama has a sleeper/smother/choke on Taue similar to what Kawada was doing to him during his heat segment. Nice little revenge spot. Definitely living up to the hype thus far. 

Second Half: Fuck Man! This match is really fucking good. Akiyama and Misawa run through a beautiful sequence of double teams set up by frequent tags. Chicken Soup for a Tag Team fan's soul. Misawa hit a missile dropkick and a flying bodypress. Misawa has looked really good in this match. For the second time, it is a Tiger Driver attempt that does the Super Generation Army in. Kawada TRUCKS Misawa with a Lariat and then dumps Akiyama ass over tea kettle to the outside. Taue tags out and now it is Kawada & Taue that show off their double team ability. Nice Kneedrop/Top Rope Taue Elbow. I like the way the heels are paying back that babyfaces in a way that makes them look insecure. Like they are copycats but also smart strategy. 

Then something very peculiar happens. Misawa snaps off the Misawa-Rana on the Powerbomb. He does NOT tag out. At first,  I am pissed. They have wrestled this match immaculately how dare he play Hero-Ball now! That's when it hit me. If this leads him down a road where they lose because he decided to play Hero-Ball and got so obsessed with winning and beating Kawada then this deserves the ***** rating. Lo & behold that's exactly what happens as Akiyama would never be the legal man again. After all these smart and timely tags, Misawa decides it is time to go Iso and he fucks his team. He did not trust Akiyama with the Ball even though Akiyama won the Tag Team Titles back in May. Misawa was going to do this on his own. Granted, he got a lot closer than almost anyone else would because he is the kayfabe SIngles GOAT BUT this is not singles wrestling; this is TAG TEAM wrestling.

The number one complaint I have seen about this match is that Kawada looks like a chump because Misawa smokes him and basically has him beat. That is the point. In 6/9/95, Kawada sold his soul to beat Misawa. In 7/24/95, Misawa exacts his revenge and vanquishes him. In 12/6/96, Misawa becomes Kawada. He is the one who becomes obsessed and consumed with beating Kawada on his own to the detriment. The Misawa made two big miscalculations: 1. Akiyama couldn't handle the ball down the stretch 2. Akira Taue goes off in Game 7 of the Finals! Taue is a world-beating, game-changing force of nature. Do Not Fuck With Him.

Akira Taue has many great performances but offensively this may be his best. He looks the greatest fucking wrestler ever. Once he hits the Baba Neckbreaker Drop and pretty much renders Akiyama useless for the rest of the match with the NODOWA OF DOOM OFF THE APRON, the Holy Demon Army has this on lock. Taue never lets up. The ever-loyal henchman bows out gracefully so that Kawada can get his second pinfall victory over Misawa and collectively the First Real World Tag League Victory for Kawada & Taue! A long time coming!

All four men played their roles well. I expected this match to be about Akiyama, but it is really not. He is a great rookie, but I dont think a mature 1996 Kobashi would have succumbed so easily. That why Akiyama was perfect. Misawa underestimated his help. The genius of this match is how well the fundamental tag team strategy was executed for the first 20 minutes and when Misawa deviated from that and played Hero-Ball is ultimately what cost them the match. Taue was such a game-changer and looked awesome. Kawada just needed to be Kawada excellent ragdoll, jelly leg selling and when he needed to be vicious down the stretch the mean streak came out. 6/9/95 still wins the day because of the emotion and the amazing story. This is 6/9/95 inverted in such a way that Kawada's victory and Taue storming around the ring is feel-good, but I dont hate Misawa or Akiyama so it is not as emotionally stirring. Logically excellent match. Between the '95 Carny Final, Misawa/Kawada '95, 12/3,93, Doc vs Misawa '94, and Hansen vs Kobashi, how the hell am I supposed to rank these! They are all amazing! Really blew me away!

#3. AJPW Triple Crown Champion Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada
 Summer Action Series 7/24/95

AJPW Triple Crown Champion Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada - AJPW 7/24/95

Based on the first ten minutes, I think this is on pace to be better than 6/3/94. There's really not much need to review. It is self-evident once you watch it. They do an excellent scouting routine early and they are working a ferocious clip. No one is fucking around. I liked Misawa blocking the Jumping High Kick to the face. You see on one of the German reversals that Misawa clutches his face and not soon after Kawada CRUSHES his face with a big boot. KOPPOU KICK~! I popped huge for that. This match is built around Kawada breaking Misawa's face in the Carny about 4 months prior. Kawada is merciless attacking the face. I love how he is elbowing the neck and then all of sudden changes gears and goes high. There are some fucking great Kawada Kicks where he really rears back and rifles Misawa in the face. Misawa sold this onslaught well. I would say Misawa feels more in danger of losing than any other Singles match (even moreso than the Doc loss). Kawada is relentless. Just when I think they may be going over board with Misawa taking too much of an asskicking, he blocks some kicks with his elbows and then starts firing back. I love how Misawa has to earn that comeback. there is a lot of tussling before Misawa SMOKES him with the Roaring Elbow. Misawa always has a puncher's chance and Kawada sold this blow wickedly. Lots of classic Kawada selling: Cant run the ropes, stumbling & fumbling until he falls on his ass, great stuff. Misawa is folding him in half with German. But cant land the Tiger Driver. Misawa went from looking he was getting blown out to routing Kawada. The Elbow bails him out again. As the ten minutes come to a close, they do Misawa's Facelock, the Facelock does not have the heat of 1992 and it is a dead in the water move...come to think of the match has not had much heat, but it more minimalist, body part focused. They transition to Kawada by doing one of All Japan's favorite transitions one guy holds onto the ropes for dear life to avoid the Suplex and then lets go and SMOKES the other guy in the face with a strike. Kawada hits two MEATY Lariats after this that are just wicked to take command. 

Yeah this is better than 6/3/94, there are so many nice little touches from Kawada that make this stand out from a traditional King's Road match. In one case, it is how the ref sells it. Kawada guzzles Misawa up quickly and goes for a chinlock/sleeper, but the ref urgently breaks it up and freaks out. Making you believe Kawada was choking Misawa. The crowd booed. It was all thanks to the ref. Kudos to him. Another bout of frustration saw Kawada mount Misawa and just rain down punches on his face. I wish we got a better camera angle on that, but it was things like that made this so much more heated. 6/3/94 was the ultimate King's Road match, this feels more personal and like there is more hatred in it. I LOVED the droptoehold and RIFLE KICK to the bad eye that was sick. The twin DANGERRRRROUSSSSSSSSSSSSS Back Drop Drivers was a great climax to that. I liked Kawada going for the Powerbomb, being thwarted and going for Stretch Plum instead. Two great Powerbombs ensued look at the drive in his legs on the second one. I loved how when Misawa ever connected with any offense, Kawada would either kick him in the face or drop him on his head. It just looked like Misawa had no prayer. I should mention those two heated moments, the choke and full mount punches came after especially frustrating nearfalls(two Dangerous Back Drop Driver and two powerbombs). You could see the momentum start to shift to Misawa as Kawada was running out of gas and Misawa's elbows were really starting to land. Kawada whiffing on the Jumping High Kick was the first signal to me that the end of was nigh for the challenger. Misawa OBLITERATES him with an Elbow and just goes Full Head Drop Mode with devastating German and Tiger Suplexes. Kawada comes up swinging with two big closed fists as he makes his Last Stand. Misawa headbutts the abdomen! I love it! Elbow and ROARING ELBOW~! Kawada is fucked. It takes two more massive Tiger Suplexes but it is all over for Kawada. 

6/3/94 with the Tiger Driver '91 finish did not give them much room to grow outside of a Kawada victory here. I think that's one of the main reasons 6/3/94 is more fondly remembered is the finish is more epic.  Baba's booking in 6/9/95 really heeled Kawada in my eyes. He went from competitive archrival of Misawa to fucking asshole consumed by jealousy stopping at nothing to win. You dont want Kawada to win this match because he is a prick. Misawa needed to win this match because of that. I wonder if Kawada winning at 6/3/94 and Misawa winning the comeback match in 95 which then causes Kawada to lose his mind and go full heel trying to injure Misawa in their '96 match would have been the best arc. Baba's booking has been analyzed to death regardless 6/3/94 and 7/24/95 are fucking amazing. I am more confident in who I am as a reviewer to say this is the better than 6/3/94. To me 6/3/94 is the ultimate workrate wet dream match. There is so much more to wrestling than workrate and I think this match does a better job capturing the personal animosity between these two and just how unhinged Kawada had become. *****

#2. Mitsuharu Misawa vs Akira Taue - Champions Carnival 4/15/95

There are two sleeper picks for best 90s All Japan matches of all time, this and the Doc/Misawa title change. In a world where the canon is so explicit: 7/29/93 (Kobashi/Hansen), 12/3/93, 5/21/94, 6/3/94, 6/9/95, 12/6/96 and 1/20/97, these two Misawa/Doc and Misawa/Taue stand in defiance as possible challengers to the throne. I know most people give this ***** and Loss ranking this as #14 in his best matches of the 90s is a huge win for the match. I don't know where I will rank it, but this is my favorite match of the bunch. 2012 Martin Take it Away!

I am just going to get this out of the way. This is one of the greatest matches of all time and in top 10 of the greatest All Japan matches of all time. Full Stop. Don’t pass Go and collect $200, sit your ass down and watch this match. I was skeptical of the rep this match has because I did not think Taue as a singles competitor could deliver that time of performance. Who am I to doubt Akira Taue? (2020 Martin: Jeez dont have to get hot about it. I think most people think this match is awesome. Don't worry a lot of people underrate Taue at the beginning, as long as you have seen the light, all is forgiven.)
 
The match begins with a series of counters to put over their familiarity with each other. Taue side-steps a Misawa flying lariat and drives him into the ground sending Misawa to the outside. (2020 Martin: The scouting here was really choice. Taue evading Elbows. Misawa catching himself on Snake eyes and armdragging out of NODOWA. Misawa takes more damage because he misses two flying moves and hits the mat hard. Also on the leaping lariat, Taue drove his face into the mat, it looked like it bothered Misawa's injured eye) All of sudden, we get Air Taue as he dives onto Misawa on the outside and Misawa chants begin in earnest. I loved this because it established that with both men so familiar with each other that they would have to wrestle outside their moveset to keep their opponent off-balance. (2020 Martin: Air Taue was a good way for Taue to get the first offensive move of the match)
 
The hook of the match is Taue aggressively attacking the injured eye of Misawa (remember Misawa legitimately broke his orbital bone in match with Kawada earlier). Taue utilized this tactic to cut off Misawa offensive flurries and to setup his own offense. A good example of this is when Misawa slides over the back of Taue on a suplex attempt only to receive a stiff elbow to his eye. (2020 Martin: Lets break this down further, Misawa tries to trap Taue in a facelock shortly after Air Taue, but Taue grabs at the eyes and Mares him over. The attack on the eyes are the beginning was not overt but if you watch closely Misawa was wincing and touching his eye. We get Dragon Sleepers but they are not around the neck but around the eyes and nose. Taue had a game plan. As for the stiff back elbow that I did mention it is genius because it plays into the scouting aspect of the match. How many times have seen Misawa use the slide down the back on a suplex to start his Comeback, here Taue has it scouted and stiffs him right in teh injured eye. This is when Misawa really starts selling.) Misawa for his part puts on a offense clinic of his own.

Against Kawada and Kobashi, Misawa is more than willing to let them have their spotlight, but against Taue Misawa has more free reign to take larger chunks of the match to himself. Misawa actually taking so much offense is indicator to the viewer that his normal rope-a-dope strategy would not work here because the injury is that much of liability. Thus Misawa is looking to end this match much earlier rather rely on his normal strategy of extending his opponent and then taking advantage. This gives a different feel from normal Misawa matches as he is much more aggressive and urgent with his offense. After a flurry of spin kicks, elbows, two elbows dives and a ROARING ELBOW~!, they actually tease Taue losing by countout. (2020 Martin: I never give credit to Misawa for his kicks but he has some nice kicks especially his spin kick. There is a great moment where he has started his comeback and has Taue stunned but he does not immediately follow it up because hie eye hurts...once he gathers himself he hits the Spin Kick and then Elbow Suicida) I have to mention the normally stoic Misawa seems a bit pissed that Taue was so willing to take advantage of his injury. (2020 Martin: That Roaring Elbow was fucking HUGE! I have to say it caught me off guard because it came so early in the match. I can buy that Misawa wanted to get out of this match sooner rather than later because of his injury).
 
At around the 12:00 minute mark, all hell breaks loose as Taue claws Misawa’s eye repeatedly to stop his elbow flurries. This culminates with Taue stepping on Misawa injured eye. The Japanese crowd and announcers collectively lose their shit at the ruthlessness and audacity of Taue. I have watched a lot of Japanese wrestling and never remember a crowd actually booing a wrestler that is how heated this got. Seventeen years after the fact that spot is still fuckin sweet. (2020 Martin: I was waiting for this moment. This and when he claws at the end. I forgot how lusty those boos are. The Japanese crowd was pissed and the Japanese announcer could not believe at the shamelessness of Taue. Taue was a desperate man and desperate man do desperate things. This is the moment where Taue's strategy became overt; he was going to target the injured eye.)
 
Taue tries to negotiate his kill shot: the Nodowa off the apron to the floor, but Misawa elbows his way out of it. (2020 Martin: Before that Misawa fought to regain control only to be picked up from behind and hit with a back suplex off the apron. Never turn your back on an opponent especially one as ruthless as Taue. The tease of the Nodowa off the apron is an excellent spot). Misawa in desperation runs through more of his arsenal: spinkick, senton, frogsplash, german suplex, Tiger Driver, but can not garner the victory. Then we arrive at the spot of the match and maybe my favorite sequence in all of pro wrestling. (2020 Martin: I was thinking the same thing! TWINNING!)

Misawa floats over Taue back on a vertical suplex attempt and lands on the apron. UH OH! Taue immediately takes the edge of his hand and drives it into Misawa’s injured eye. (2020 Martin: I love how Taue holds his Chop Hand frozen to brazenly demonstrate to the world what he did. Was he proud or was he shocked? We will never know) Taue goozles him, but Misawa is clinging to the ropes for dear life, but Taue chops his hand to break his clasp. (2020 Martin: Shawn Michaels eat your heart out. This is how you do high drama!) NODOWA TO THE FLOOR!!!! (2020 Martin: The crowd, the announcer and me 25 years later collectively lose our shit). Now the entire ending is in doubt. Before, Misawa was the favorite even with eye injury because he was the ace and none of the Four Corners had beaten him. However, this is the move that killed Kobashi and Kawada dead. This is the move that signals the end is nigh! Either ending is totally satisfying to customer as Misawa will either overcome this adversity as before or Taue will prove to be the Misawa-Slayer. As a smart wrestling fan, I can predict 95% of the outcomes of all matches because I have just watched that much wrestling. Sometimes the journey is more fun than the ending. However, then there are matches like these when the irresistible force (Nodowa on the floor) and the immovable object (Misawa) meet and I don’t know who will win, but fuck it is going to be one helluva ride. (2020 Martin: I didnt think about it in this way, but it is true. If I was watching this for the first time and didnt know the outcome, I could buy into either finish. Great work!)
 
Taue runs through his offense (German, DDT, Atomic Legdrop) and punctuates this run with a DYNAMIC BOMB~! MISAWA KICKS OUT!!!! O SHIT!!!! NUCLEAR NEARFALL! Built so well in this Carnival! That was the payoff to Taue pinning Kobashi and Kawada. What a payoff! The ending is a great illustration of why Misawa one of the best ever. John Cena would have hulked up and ran through his offense to get the win, but Misawa presents his twist on the babyface comeback. (2020 Martin: 2012 Martin is wrong. Cena became the Misawa of Comebacks in WWE. More apt would have been Hogan. I am sorry for my ignorance in 2012). Misawa strikes with his elbows, but with each elbow he is falling down or powdering. He is using these desperation elbows to create breathing room for himself to recover. (2020 Martin: You nailed it, 2012 Martin) You get the feeling as a fan that he just did not stop being injured or fatigued, but that he is fighting through it. Taue is both dazed by these vicious elbows and fatigued from running through most of his offense. Taue is still able to kick out of a german suplex and a Tiger Driver. Taue, sensing that the end is near, tries one last ditch effort by clawing at the eye and the crowd is molten with heat at this. (2020 Martin: Another iconic moment in an iconic match) Misawa elbows through the claw and TWO Tiger Suplexes finish it for Misawa! Misawa perseveres and overcomes!  

One of the greatest matches I have ever seen. (2020 Martin: Damn straight!) It is one of those matches where you feel like you reached a Pro Wrestling Nirvana as a pro wrestling fan. This is one of the best individual Misawa performances I have ever seen as he puts over Taue as a force to reckoned with and himself as a resilient wrestler that overcomes adversity with his heart and elbows. Taue stepped up his game huge throughout the Carnival and there was no brighter moment than this match where he ate Misawa’s offense well and was totally ruthless against the eye. This match represents what pro wrestling should be: the simulation of human struggle. Taue is struggling to step out from Misawa’s shadow and is willing to do anything to finally end his “Reign of Terror”. (2020 Martin: I think added element of this is Taue is plagued by self-doubt. He is driven to shameless, ruthless tactics because he does not believe he can best Misawa on his own merits. He needs to exploit a weakness with illegal tactics. Clawing the eyes is illegal regardless of health. This was not merely taking advantage of an injury, this was combining cheating with kicking a man while he is down. It is offensive and should be resoundingly condemned as unsportsmanlike conduct and savory. The beauty of this is the levels. Taue does not come out attacking the eye. It is only after he struck with a vicious Roaring Elbow. It is out of survival and lack of self-confidence to get the job done that he resorts to these blatantly disgusting tactics. He is desperate because he does not believe in himself. He is shameless because he values the victory over human decency. Desperation + Shamelessness = Ruthless. This is best type of heel work.) Misawa is struggling with overcoming his broken orbital bone and an opponent willing and able to exploit it. (2020 Martin: Misawa is the valiant hero overcoming two big obstacles and ultimately triumphant. It is not his offense but rather his selling that wins him the day. His decisions to pause and and take the time and let us know his pain allows to become a part of his journey. He let us in and in doing so made us all the more invested. Vulnerability humanizes and the humanization process creates empathy & understanding. Misawa tapped into that. If Taue's performance is the greatest heel performance, then Misawa's was the greatest babyface performance) When pro wrestling is done right, I do not think there is a greater medium of entertainment. On April 15, 1995, Mitsuharu Misawa and Akira Taue did pro wrestling right. The only question is this the Greatest Match of All Time? The answer is I dont know, but it is in the Top 10 of all time. 

#1. AJPW Tag Team Champions Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi vs.
 Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue - Super Power Series 6/9/95

On the eve of the 25th Anniversary of the Greatest Wrestling Match Ever (I really wish Edge vs Orton was on 6/9, this comment will not age well), I am watching this match again for the first time in gosh at least ten years. I vividly remember the ending but I kinda forgot how they get there and the Kawada BLASTS Misawa off the apron and it all comes rushing back. This Misawa vs Kawada at their most heated. Kawada calmly lets Kobashi reverse his Irish Whip so that he could rule full steam ahead and nail Misawa in the bad eye. Watching all of '93, '94 and the front half of '95, I have found Kawada the hardest of the four to connect with, which is weird because when I was a teenager I was all aboard the Kawada express and that big boot teleported me back to High School watching this on Youtube. I thought that spot was so cool and at the time I didnt even know about the orbtial bone. Misawa is rightfully pissed after some selling (dont sleep on Kobashi being aghast at what happened) and demands to be tagged in. Kawada nails him with another boot, but Misawa keeps going. They do a great criss cross sequence and then Kawada nails Kobashi off the apron! Oh Hell Yeah! Corners clear and this shit is crazy. 

Things settle down and Kawada tags out to Taue. They work a short five minute heel in peril segment on Taue which I totally forgot about. Misawa looked pissed the whole time and was just ripping into Taue. Kobashi was also dishing out the leather. They work a great dive sequence. Misawa does his Tiger Mask distraction act and it is all diversion for Kobashi to nail a shouldertackle from the apron. Misawa SMOKES Kawada and then ELBOW SUICIDA! Great climax to the face shine. Kobashi misses a shoulder tackle from the middle rope perfect timing as the shine had peaked. Kawada wastes no time progressing the match to the next Act by rifling the injured leg of Kobashi with kicks (the thigh/knee was all taped up, my understanding is from a six-man tag on 4/15). 

Kobashi fights back because he is fucking Kobashi. He kicks Kawada in the face, but his bad leg is the plant leg and stumbles backwards and collapses. A great moment. I love that is a Kobashi move that actually cements Kobashi's own heat segment. Strong heat segment on Kobashi. Taue Scorpion Deathlock. I watched the 60 Minute Broadway from January which features a 19 minute heat segment on Kobashi so I was shocked how quickly this was over, but I know they come back to it. Taue goes for the Kneecrusher, but Kobashi chops his way out of trouble. Misawa dispatches Taue with Elbows but he wants his receipt on Kawada, Kawada drops down from the apron. Misawa lulls Kawada into a false sense of security and DECKS HIM! Misawa applies a Boston Crab on Taue with his back to Kawada who comes up from behind calmly and KICKS Misawa right in the bad eye. Was that an allusion to the Maeda shoot kick on Choshu?!? It feels like they are playing on shoot-y feelings in this match. All these words and we are only 15 minutes into the match! This match still does the trick. :)

The stretch after the Maeda-style shoot kick until Kobashi powders in agony is one of the best stretches in pro wrestling. Misawa had powdered after the kick to the face. Taue rolls Misawa in and tags out. Kawada kicks him in the face and Misawa bellows in pain. Kawada just pummels him in the corner, relentlessly. He throws the ref back. It is insane You get this feel he is shoot pissed off. Misawa FIRES UP! Elbows for everyone! Kawada sells so well. Taue needs to win Henchman of the Year for what he is abotu to do . Misawa is on a roll when Kawada BLASTS him with another kick to the eye. Here comes Kobashi to join the fracas. Taue eyerakes Misawa down and then dropkicks the injured leg of Kobashi to save Kawada. Henchman of the Year. Kawada stomps and stands on the injured leg. Misawa breaks free. Kawada kicks. Misawa NO SELLS! Kawada kicks! Misawa ELBOW BARRAGE~! Taue saves and THROWS MISAWA DOWN BY THE EYES! Taue sweeps Kobashi's leg and stomps the bad leg. Then in the greatest moment of the match thus far...Taue Nodowa on Misawa ON KOBASHI'S BAD LEG! HOLY SHIT! I FUCKING LOVE IT! KAWADA COMES CRASHING DOWN WITH BOTH KNEES ON KOBASHI'S BAD LEG! Three fucking glorious minutes of chaotic wrestling action. TAUE FUCKING RULES!

The heat segment on Misawa is really great. Kawada is such a fucking prick. Spinning Heel Kick! Forearm pressed against the eye or standing on it. Wicked lariat at one point! He is just out of cave in Misawa's face. Kawada hits the First Powerbomb at 20 minutes and Taue intercepts Kobashi and hits a kneecrusher. Kawada launches Misawa. 2 count. Should have been a bigger nearfall I just dont think Budokan thought this was only going 20 minutes. Great Stretch Plum on Misawa now Kobashi has recovered and attacks Kawada. Kawada clubs him with a right closed fist but they clothesline each other down. Misawa tags out to Kobashi. I thought Misawa/Kobashi were fucked. Kobashi holds his own against Kawada. Kawada sweeps the leg but tags out to Taue. Kobashi is able to actually get control of Taue and they hit a double Tiger Driver at around 25 minutes to a bigger reaction. Kobashi fist pumps but Taue breaks up the Moonsault. Here comes Misawa who is all piss 'n' vinegar. He is just fucking Taue's day up with this Elbow Onslaught. Tiger Driver for two. Kobashi detains Kawada as Misawa goes for the Facelock. I really love All Japan and think that comes through in all my reviews. I think what makes this match so special is how much hate there is in it. In 6/3/94, I saw the desire to win consume both men and the competitive spirit was very high. This is different this is anger and hate; it is translating into something really special. 

So every previous time I have watched this match, I cry at the end. I thought I was prepared. I knew what was going to happen. I just stopped crying and now I am thinking about it again. But man when they pull Kobashi off Misawa, it is too much man. Fuck Kawada and Fuck Taue! Man I cant believe the fucking bad guys won. I need to compose myself. I will finish this. But yeah this is the Greatest Match of All Time. 

I got some sleep and I am back to review the last 15 minutes. Kawada drills Misawa with a Dangerous Backdrop Driver after he pulled him off the Facelock. Kobashi charges across the ring and knocks Kawada off the ring apron to stop Taue from making the tag. Kobashi scores a German for two, but cant get the moonsault but Kawada attacks the leg and chokeslams him off the top. Kawada/Kobashi struggle for control and Kobashi shifts his weight on the Backdrop Driver. I have no clue how Kobashi and Misawa are still in this match. Back suplex by Kobashi but his leg is shot. I think that thats another thing that adds so much drama to this match is that Misawa/Kobashi's "lead" or "control" is tenuous at best and it is so fragile that any moment you know they could lose control, it builds a lot of tension in the viewer. Kobashi tries for the mooonsault two more times. First time Taue detains him, but Misawa says "Fuck this" and just Crashes down with all his body weight on Kawada from the top rope. Kobashi breaks free of Taue. Tries again. Again is detained so Misawa hits a Senton on Kawada. Kobashi lands the Moonsault but lands hard on his knee and he is in a lot of pain and he cant hold Kawada down. Great job by Kobashi selling and Misawa is in full fuck you mode. Kobashi tags out. 

Misawa comes in with assured look that he is going to end Kawada. Tiger Suplex, Kawada steps into the ropes. So Misawa folds him in half with German and SLUGS Taue with an Elbow. TIGER SUPLEX~! 1-2-NO!  Big Time heat at the 35 minute mark. Taue breaks up the pin on the Tiger Driver. 

TAUE CHOPS THE EYE! NODOWA~! SUPER NODOWA...KOBASHI SAVES...KAWADA SLIDING KICK TO THE BAD LEG...SUPER NODOWA~! Taue is the game change. The Chop to the Eye is very reminiscent to the Carnival Final. Kawada Clubs Misawa with a right to the bad eye, KOPPOU KICK~! Misawa rolls to apron. Oh shit that can only mean one thing NODOWA OF DEATH! Kobashi tries to save. Kawada SWEEPS THE BAD LEG! Kawada clubs Misawa in the back and it is the NODOWA OF DEATH~! We get out first instance of Kobashi crawling to place his body over Misawa to protect his friend. Taue clubs him and pulls him off and then throws him down. It is all just entertainment, Martin, it is just entertainment. Misawa log rolls out of the ring to avoid being pinned. Kawada cant wrangle him. He gets him back in and its only 2. The crowd didnt bite on that one. Then Kobashi crawls in and holds Misawa's leg in order to avoid him being Powerbombed. What a great moment! It is getting dusty in here. I do have a dust allergy. Iconic moment the stereo NODOWA and Powerbomb.  Misawa backdrops out of the powerbomb...theres life in the Ace. Kawada is stomping mericlessly in the bad eye. Kobashi crawls and puts his body on Misawa. They yank him off and Kobashi is struggling against their will to cover Misawa again. Fuck I am crying again. How the fuck does Chad watch this every year? DANGEROUS NODOWA/Back Drop Driver COMBO on Kobashi!  ROARING ELBOW~! ON TAUE! GO MISAWA GO! KICK THEIR ASSES! Jumping High Kick by Kawada for 2! Things look bad for our heroes. Elbow to Kawada...cmon...DANGEROUS BACK DROP DRIVER! 1-2-NO! Kobashi is dead to the world. Misawa is on his own. Jumping High Kick to the bad eye! POWERBOMB~! Taue holding Kobashi back 1-2-3!

Fuck I cant believe the bad guys won. Baba, why did you have to do me dirty like that.  I like being unique and I like being original. I really want to hold up a different match and say that is the Best of All Time. But no, this is the Greatest Match of All Time and I am not even sure it is close. Three things stand out to me that take the normal All Japan epic ***** baseline to a whole new level. 1. They ratcheted up the hate to pretty much as close as they could to shoot levels. The credit here goes to Kawada and Misawa. Kawada was the instigator, but the key was Misawa sold it very subtlety but if you watch enough Misawa you know he is fucking pissed. Misawa doesnt take cheapshots to opponent on the apron, he is focused on the win. Kawada had gotten under his skin. Kawada kept it going with the Maeda Shoot Kick to Eye and pummeling him in the corner. Kawada's obsession reached a fever pitch here and Misawa played his role perfectly.  2. Akira Taue's exponential improvement during the 1995 Carnival. This match would not be as good in 1993 or 1994 because Taue needed to find himself. He is best Henchman of All Time. Loyal, despicable, shameless. He will do anything for the cause which is to ensure victory for his team. In addition, the NODOWA Of Death (off the apron) is so critical and it was developed as a game-changer during Carny '95. It was Taue's Chop to the Eye that was the Point of No Return for Misawa/Kobashi. 3. Kenta Kobashi's emotional performance. Kobashi has amazing facial expression. The beauty of Kobashi is he is such a natural, organic actor. Nothing feels wooden, forced or hollow with him like it would with Shawn Michaels let's say. You truly believe that his only instinct is to get to his friend/mentor and put his body on top to stop the beating. I am getting choked up again just thinking about it. Four men with four distinctly different performances that come together to create the Greatest Pro Wrestling Match of All Time! It is 6/9/95.





Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Pro Wrestling Love vol. 62: Best of All Japan Pro Wrestling 1995-1996

Hey Yo Stud Muffins & Foxy Ladies,

Pro Wrestling Love vol. 62:
The Best of All Japan Pro Wrestling 1995-1996

Objective:  Break up the Greatest Match Ever Project (hosted at http://gweproject.freeforums.net/) into more manageable chunks to help me build my Top 100 List for the project.

Motivation: Contribute to the discussion around these matches to enrich my own understanding of pro wrestling and give a fresh perspective for old matches and even hopefully discover great pro wrestling matches that have been hidden by the sands of time.

Subject: This sixty-second volume of Pro Wrestling Love is the beginning of the Top 12 countdown of the best matches to take place in All Japan Pro Wrestling (AJPW) 1995-1996. Where we left in Volume 58 was with Toshiaki Kawada as Triple Crown Champion and Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi as World Tag Team Champions after winning the Real World Tag League. No one can take away Kawada's title reign, but in terms of the kayfabe All Japan universe, there was an asterisk next to Kawada's title reign because he did not win them from Misawa. Three times he had tried and three times he failed. He won by beating Dr. Death. The storyline through 1995 is can Kawada beat Misawa. He ends up dropping the belts back to Hansen as a transitional champion so that Misawa can once again reign as the undisputed Ace of All Japan. A curious thing happens in the Misawa vs Kawada Champions Carnival match 30 seconds into what was to be a 30 minute draw, Kawada broke Misawa's orbital bone with a kick to the face. Misawa being The Fucking Man wrestled the next 29 minutes and 30 seconds with a broken eye socket. It turned out to be a happy accident because all three of the 5 star classics that come from All Japan that year are a result of Kawada & Taue targeting the bad eye of Misawa. In a lot of ways, All Japan peaked in 1995 both stylistically with 6/9/95 and in terms of booking as Misawa vanquished the challenge of Kawada again. They sort of sputtered a conclusion for the year and then reset in 1996 with a renewed emphasis on tag team wrestling. The year 1996 saw the return of Dr. Death Steve Williams reforming his team with Johnny Ace and the ascendancy of the super rookie Jun Akiyama replacing Kenta Kobashi as Misawa's junior partner. This greatly freshened up the match ups and also gave Kobashi a chance to spread his singles wings by defeating Akira Taue for his first Triple Crown. Thus we begin the transition to Misawa vs Kobashi taking center stage over Misawa vs Kawada in the later parts of the 90s, but that was covered in earlier parts of Pro Wrestling Love. You can revisit past Pro Wrestling Love Volumes at ridingspacemountain.blogspot.com. You can check out the full version of these reviews in ProWrestlingOnly.com by going to the forums and finding the folders associated with the date of the match.

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I Wish There Was A Way To Embed the Announcer Screaming "JOHNNY ACE! JOHNNY ACE! JOHNNY ACE!" After Johnny Ace won the World Tag Team Championship.


Honorable Mentions

Mitsuharu Misawa vs Kenta Kobashi (AJPW Championship Carnival 03/26/95)
Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada - AJPW 4/6/95
Toshiaki Kawada vs Akira Taue (AJPW Championship Carnival 04/08/95)
Toshiaki Kawada vs Kenta Kobashi (AJPW Championship Carnival 04/13/95)
Greatest Champions Carnival In History! Watch all these matches right now!

AJPW World Junior Heavyweight Champion Dan Kroffat vs Rob Van Dam - AJPW 6/9/95
The weirdest fact in the history of the world is that Rob Van Dam probably has the best 90s All Japan match that does not feature at least one of the pillars. Life is bizarre.

Toshiaki Kawada vs Kenta Kobashi - AJPW 5/24/96
My least favorite combination of the Pillars. The indulge each other's worst workrate inclinations. However, this might be their best match together. I need to rewatch the acclaimed 1998 classic.

Kenta Kobashi vs Akira Taue (AJPW 07/24/95)
AJPW Triple Crown Champion Mitsuharu Misawa vs Akira Taue - AJPW 9/10/95
All Japan Triple Crown Champion Mitsuharu  Misawa vs Akira Taue - AJPW 5/24/96
Kenta Kobashi vs Akira Taue (AJPW 07/24/96)

The Taue singles push was the best thing to happen in mid-90s All Japan. Revel in its glory!


AJPW Tag Champions Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi vs Dr. Death & Johnny Ace - 3/4/95
Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama vs Steve Williams & Johnny Ace (AJPW 06/07/96)
Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama vs Steve Williams & Johnny Ace (AJPW 11/16/96)
Steve Williams & Johnny Ace vs Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama - AJPW 11/30/96

The second best thing to happen in mid-90s All Japan is the appearance of Jun Akiyama to freshen things up. Doc & Ace are very underrated tag team and their feud with Misawa & Partner is also very underrated. 

Holy Demon Army (Kawada/Taue) vs Kenta Kobashi & Jun Akiyama - AJPW 3/2/96
Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama vs Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue (AJPW 07/09/96)
Akiyama's coming of age all began here. Kawada & Taue vs Akiyama is the central theme of 1996. Holy Demon Army vs Misawa & Akiyama is 25% of my Top 12!


Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue vs Steve Williams & Johnny Ace (AJPW 11/22/96)
A rare heel vs heel tag match, very cool for its uniqueness.

AJPW World Tag Team Champions Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi vs 
Holy Demon Army (Kawada & Taue) - AJPW 1/24/95
Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi vs Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue (AJPW 12/09/95)
These matches are overshadowed by 12/3/93, 5/21/94 and 6/9/95 but these two are badass in their own right!


Top 12 All Japan Pro Wrestling Match 1995-1996


#12. Mitsuharu Misawa, Kenta Kobashi & Jun Akiyama vs 
Toshiaki Kawada, Johnny Ace & Gary Albright - Champions Carnival 4/20/96

My first look at Akiyama since 1993 as he teams with his Super Generation cohort just about a month before he graduates to being Misawa's junior tag team partner. Kawada's partner and Ace's partner are squaring off in the Carny Finals so they are making a team of strange bedfellows and they have added Albright for good measure. Interesting that Hansen is not part of this match showing that he has become more of a legend/part-timer. 

If you have read my reviews, you will not be surprised who my MVP of the first half of this match is...Johnny Fucking Ace! Dude is a jolt of energy as soon as he hits the ring. Those clotheslines on Akiyama were ferocious. I love how he goes the exact opposite of tactic of Orton. The RKO is all about the element of surprise whereas the Ace Crusher is loudly announced before every attempt. Ace is great for bumping & feeding for Misawa's & Kobashi's great offense. I really want to see a Kobashi vs Ace singles match now. There was so much macho posturing there. They were lighting each other up! I thought the Spinning Back Chop miss into an Ace German looked fucking great. Ace tagging out to Kawada was smart and that's how the first half ends. Only two other things to note, Kawada vs Kobashi ended with Kawada trying a cross-armbreaker when Kobashi blocked, Albright came in and put a cross-armbreaker on Kobashi's other arm which was a fucking great spot. Akiyama broke it up. This set up Akiyama vs Albright. Albright did a pretty good job shining Akiyama up letting get a heel hook and a Jumping Knee. Nice Exploder by Akyiama early on an interfering Ace. Akiyama knocked Kawada off the ring so Kawada comes in and gives a Cowboy Kick to him. Good start for Akiyama. Really super six-man so far!

There a lot of six-mans I see get hyped that I think are just great workrate matches I thought this was excellent in that department but also had great character work and a legitimately shocking finish. Kawada vs Akiyama came off great. Akiyama slapping Kawada repeatedly and then Kawada trying to kick Akiyama's head off was awesome. Akiyama fires up and Kawada punks him out by tagging put. Johnny Ace fucking put in work. His exchange with Misawa was bitchin'. Give this man a fucking Triple Crown title shot already, Baba! He was just kicking ass in there. It is too bad he fucked up the moonsault. I have seen him hit clean plenty of times in 94 and 95 but sucks he botched it here. I loved that he does the Kobashi fist pump before it each time. Kawada obliterated Kobashi off the apron. Nice touch when Misawa does that to Ace when Ace tries to stop the Kobashi moonsault. Ace goes for the Doctor Bomb on Misawa but Misawa fights out. Akiyama tags in and Ace hits a beautiful heel kick in the corner that has to be seen! Akiyama throws him off on the DDT attempt and here comes Kobashi to kick some ass. DDT and Sleeper and Kobashi is in control. Kawada hits an absurd, uncomfortable amount of Kawada kicks on Kobashi who of course fires the fuck up because KOBASHI IS ALL FUCKING MAN! Kobashi rages only for Kawada SLUG HIM WITH A MACK TRUCK LARIAT! Akiyama bails Kobashi out. Misawa is hanging back. Kobashi/AKiama are gelling. The prospects of Burning look great. KOBASHI THROWS KAWADA DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB! Kawada does his aristocratically great selling. Kobashi Moonsault! 1-2-NO! Great nearfall! This is when Albright comes and becomes a force of nature just throwing the Super Generation Army around with suplexes. 

I wont spoil the finish. You have Akiyama coming of age, Ace being a ball of energy, Kawada the surly bastard and ringleader (Kawada is super important in the finish because he is running point), Albright killing fools dead with suplexes, Kobashi as Mr. Macho and Misawa hanging back just bailing his team out. It was a great dynamic. I loved this!

#11. Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama vs Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue 
Real World Tag League 11/29/96

DOOMSDAY NODOWA OF DEATH~! Holy Shit! I have a new favorite move that was badass. I know it is annoying nitpick, but it is kinda disappointing that it was just a transition to the heat segment and not the transition to the finish. 

This is their league match ahead of the finals on 12/6/96, growing up I would ignore these match and I would just skip to the Finals, with age comes wisdom and I am so glad I went back and watched this because this gangbusters. 

Taue and Akiyama are chippy to start. Both Taue and Kawada have no time for Akiyama's insolence. Taue bullies and pummels him in the corner at the very beginning of the match after an elbow form Akiyama. When Akiyama makes the hot tag around the 15 minute mark, Kawada takes Akiyama all full of piss 'n' vinegar scoops him up, bodyslams him and COWBOY KICK! The best part of both of these is that Akiyama's reaction is not of submission, but of ardent resistance in both cases he comes firing right back. I love when he dumps Kawada with a Northern Lights Suplex. Akiyama is not taking this lying down. 

It was interesting that when Misawa did come in, he chose to work on Taue's leg almost immediately. That's very rare from Misawa. He does not work limbs. It is Elbows or running through his stock spots. He hits Elbow Suicida and it is breaking loose in Sapporo (yes I looked that up :P )! Akiyama tries a plancha but Taue sidesteps. NODOWA ON THE FLOOR! Kawada DECKS Misawa with a Lariat simultaeneously! The complexion of the match has changed. This is when the aforementioned Doomsday Nodowa of Death comes into play. Kawada works the arm of Misawa, but Akiyama saves. Kawada Powerbomb on the floor! They go full American style face in peril with tons of hope spots for a Misawa tag. Misawa hits a lot of his trademark hope spots, catching himself on the top turnbuckle Snake Eyes,  firing off an Elbow, but Taue Enziguiris. Or the classic shoot Misawa off into the buckles, catches himself, springboards back with an Elbow. Taue SMOKES Akiyama with a Boot. Another great moment is when they go for the Dangerous Back Drop Driver/Nodowa Combination, but Misawa backflips out, Elbows and Taue just ducks under and THROWS HIM DOWN WITH A NODOWA! I love Taue! Kawada gets two. A spinning back Elbow finally gives Misawa enough freedom to tag out. Honestly, I love the back end of the FIP so much and how hard Misawa had to work for the hot tag, but I didnt like how they front-loaded with a lot of big bombs. I think they could have saved the Doomsday Nodowa of Death and even the Powerbomb on the Floor for later. 

Akiyama vs Kawada was classic and covered the best parts above. In the high-energy fracas, thanks to Taue's big boot, Kawada DEMOLISHED him with a Dangerous Back Drop Driver! After a brief glimmer of hope, Misawa/Akiyama looked fucked. Taue lands a Powerbomb, but it is not Dynamic. There's a great moment when Kawada has Akiyama in the Stretch Plum, and Taue comes over to cut Misawa off and Misawa slingshots over and hits an Elbow and goes full ass over tea kettle because he was so committed to the spot. Once Akiyama tags out, Misawa hits a Flying Bodypress, but soon after Kawada does his Bicycle Kick out of the German and the Holy Demon Army are poised to take the lead. They are going to do a Nodowa/Powerbomb Combo, but Misawa snaps off the Misawa-Rana! They go full Budokan style finish run. ROARING ELBOWS GALORE! Tiger Suplex! Two Tiger Drivers!

Wow! Incredible the only reason I imagine is not remember more is because it is overshadowed by 12/6/96 soon. This is excellent tag team wrestling. Tons of great action but driven by competition and anger. Those Akiyama exchanges were great. Loved the tension of the Misawa FIP segment. Misawa coming into bail out Akiyama was great. The finish run was them clicking on all cylinder. I love how the Holy Demon Army won control of the match twice because they were the better team. They had transformed the match into a handicap match and were forcing Misawa & Akiyama to wrestle singles. It was only when Misawa started helping Akiyama and the finish stretch that Misawa/Akiyama started wrestling as a team. Misawa came off as a stud in this match. Loved it! 


#10. Toshiaki Kawada vs Gary Albright - Anniversary Show 10/25/95

I've this match a couple times and I thought it was great, but not necessarily a classic. They instantly blew my expectations out of the water with this kickass match. When I was watching this 10-15 years ago, I didnt get how big of a deal UWFi was. I watched Vader vs Takada and knew about the UWFi invasion of NJPW, but I didnt fully grasp. Now that I have I become more steeped in puroresu history and watched a lot of UWFi, I get it, but I also part of the novelty is that 90s All Japan did NOT do matches like this. It was the Four Corners and later Akiyama with the top gaijins of Hansen, Doc and Ace in a mix and match. So this was the closest thing All Japan did a big money interpromotional dream match in the 90s. I prefer Hashimoto vs Takada to this, but this blew Mutoh vs Takada out of the water. 

Huge Fight Feel! Budokan is rocking! It feels that Albright is instantly over as a monster. Holy shit! Listen to the reaction of him grabbing a reverse waistlock! You think he just hit the greatest highspot in the world! He just wrapped his arms around a person's body. That's when you know you are fucking over. I like how Albright evaded the typical Kawada kick to get out of the German Suplex. Then Alright just pounced and Kawada retaliated with a deep heel hook. Loved the urgency set the tone for the match. Kawada did a greta job playing by Albright's rules respecting his size advantage and his shoot credentials without looking overwhelmed. Kawada brought the fight to Albright early on. That enziguiri rocked him and that flurry of strikes was so over and I dont think Kawada looked better in the 90s. Then Albright finally got hold of him. The takedowns and suplexes took their toll. An early cross-armbreaker caused Kawada to powder. I liked Albright immediately going for the Fujiwara armbar. I liked how they built to the German Suplexes. He was hitting other suplexes but Kawada was avoiding that one. After a belly 2 belly and a powerslam, Albright hit the massive German. Kawada did one of his classic selljobs and collapsed to the outside. That was his only saving grace as by the time Alright rolled him back in, Kawada could kick out. 

With the German not winning him the match, Alright tried to up the ante to the Dragon Suplex but Kawada hoists him into the Back Drop Driver. STRETCH PLUM~! Watch the Stretch Plum, you can tell Kawada is having the time of his life. I think he is out to prove to Baba and everyone there's more to wrestling than just King's Road. Also he feels like a super duper star. He was first in the shadow of Misawa and then Kobashi, but in matches like this and against New Japan in 2000 that Kawada feels like a huge star instead of second fiddle. He was so over on this night. After the Stretch Plum, he goes for the Powerbomb, nothing doing and MACK TRUCK LARIAT! Albright does not bump. That was just man on man! Wow! Albright counters the next Lariat with a kneelift. They go to the ground, Albright gets a double wristlock and then rides a harmmerlock on the bad arm of Kawada. Albright wants the Dragon Suplex. Kawada breaks free, Spinning Back Chop, KAPPO KICK! Albright armdrag goes for a Cross Armbreaker but Kawada counters into his own for the flash win. 

I think the finish was a little too easy and quick. Albright had wrist control and almost the cross armbreaker applied it was too easy for Kawada to just stand up and apply his own. One thing I am forever grateful towards Shoot Style wrestling is how it forced pro wrestling to respect the cross armbreaker. So at least the hold was feared, sold well and used as a finisher in this match. Kawada going over was the right call but I thought Albright looked great in the loss and no reason why he couldnt be used the down the line.  I am interested in Misawa's 96 title defense against Albright. Albright's size and suplex arsenal was on display but Kawada showed off his striking game and his ability to counter. A big feather in Kawada's cap proving he could classic matches outside of his Four Corners opponents and in a different style. Check out his match against Naoya Ogawa from Zero-One 2003. I'll be honest I had been enjoying the other three Corners a lot more when I was watching '93 and '94 back. I think the other three has such big personalities. Kawada just wasnt clicking with me. He really did here. I saw the fire in his eyes and pep in his step. He had been missing that in some matches. If you want to make the case for Kawada being the best of the Four Corners, it starts here and showing his versatility, urgency, passion and asskicking nature.

#9. AJPW World Tag Team Champions Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama vs 
Steve Williams & Johnny Ace  Summer Action Series II 9/5/96

Clipping rears its ugly head again. Can I just watch these four badasses in peace?

Akiyama and Ace do a great opening teasing their finishers on each other. After that it gets a little workrate-y for me. Johnny Ace is the lost workrate wrestler of the 90s. Ace tags out to Doc and I love how Akiyama evades the splash in the corner and immediately tags out to get the fresh man in. I love little things like how Doc uses his amateur skills to position Misawa in the hostile corner and how Misawa reacts to it like he is spooked and needs to get out of the bad part of town. I also love Misawa's reaction to getting popped in the face. There is a rush of anger that overwhelms his face shortly. Speaking of interesting countenances does anyone else think that Steve Williams' resting face is quite doleful. I wonder why he is so blue?

This was the explosive Doc of 1994 on full display. Watch how throws himself into the feed for the powerslam or his ground to air missile dropkick on Misawa. Dude was so explosive. Then we get a shitty clip to Akiyama in peril. How we got there I dont know. Oklahoma Stampede caps off this heat segment. Akiyama tags out to Misawa. Misawa gets OWNED by a Wicked Dangerous Back Drop Driver. I love how Akiyama defends Misawa who has rolled to the outside and hits a Northern Lights Suplex on Doc before anymore damage can happen. Akiyama rolls Misawa in to tag himself in. Akiyama sets to work on Doc, but Williams just explodes out of the corner with a lunging thrust. Johnny Ace goes all workrate sprint king on us, just killing it. No Ace Crusher, but gets a Rocker Dropper and a Top Rope Oklahoma Slam. Then the match grinds to a halt and a hush fall over the Budokan. Doc lays in some of the tamest, weakest boots to Akiyama and Ace does an abdominal stretch. Akiyama evades a double team, hits a High Knee and here comes the Elbow Express courtesy of Misawa. I really liked the opening. Again the clipping really broke my rhythm. We see Doc again as a massive force to be reckoned with. So far, I think I have liked the initial match better by a hair.

Finish run is fucking excellent and puts this over the top of the initial match. Misawa is a one man wrecking ball. He is just going from one side of the ring to the other beating the shit out of the Americans. There is some great drama on the apron/ropes. Ace hooks up for an Ace Crusher on the ropes, but Misawa almost pops off a Tiger Suplex, but Doc saves and it is ACE CRUSHER TO THE ROPES! WOW! Doc cant capitalize and Misawa tags out. Akiyama is cruising at first poping off Exploders on Doc like he has this on lock. Then Ace decides to become the MVP I always knew he fucking was. Breaks up a pin, THROWS AKIYAMA DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB and dropkicks Misawa all so Doc can tag out. Last four minutes are the Johnny Ace show.

DOOMSDAY DEVICE~! Doc runs into an Elbow and Misawa breaks up. Akiyama rolls out. DOOMSDAY DEVICE ON MISAWA~! Doc & Ace got this! Lets Go Ace! Go Ace! Go Ace! He rolls in Akiyama. Oklahoma Stampede by the illegal Williams and only two for Ace. Thats ok we wants this for Ace by himself. ACE CRUSHER~! 1-2-NO! I was so pissed! Misawa wipes out Doc on the floor. Cmon Ace go for it. Super Ace Crusher? No here's Killjoy Misawa with a German. Fuck No! Not this way! 1-2-KICKOUT! HELL YEAH! Exploder, Exploder Again, Shit No, Shit No, KICKOUT! OH HELL YEAH! DOCTORBOMB BY Williams! Roaring Elbows to Doc...Doc ducks low and DEMOLISHES MISAWA WITH A BACKDROP DRIVER! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Doctor Bomb by Ace 1-2-No! Are you shitting me? SLEEPER SUPLEX~! 1-2-3! HELL YEAH! JOHNNY ACE! JOHNNY ACE! JOHNNY ACE! YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The greatest moment in Johnny Ace history. I am fucking Supacharged now! I like 12/10/94 better as a match as a whole. The last 8 minutes of this are fucking glorious. Johnny Ace is the fucking man. Easy Top 100 Greatest Wrestler Ever Locked Up!

#8. AJPW Triple Crown Champion Kenta Kobashi vs Stan Hansen 
Summer Action Series II 9/5/96

Helluva Budokan show to go to! Dont ya think! 

One last shootout at the OK Corral for The Lariat! It is fitting that Kobashi's first Triple Crown Defense is Stan Hansen's last. Hansen was the last man standing from the 80s. Make no mistake about it, he may have been in the twilight of his career but he was still dangerous. He won the Triple Crown in 1995 and was a Tag Team Champion with Albright at the beginning of the year. The Hansen/Kobashi rivalry may be the greatest rivalry in the history of pro wrestling, it takes into account age differences, cultural differences, personality differences mixes it together into an amazing pro wrestling dynamic. We charted Kobashi's growth as a wrestler through his matches with Hansen ultimately winning in 1994. The feud laid dormant until right now. Could Hansen use his psychological advantage of historically being Kobashi's bully to intimidate or had Kobashi truly gotten the monkey off his back?

It is possible I am missing some matches but there has been no noteworthy matches since their 1994 Carny bout where Kobashi won. It is funny when people say there is no progression in this feud. That sometimes how psychology works especially the psychology of a bully like Hansen. He wants to you to remember those bad times to make you start doubting yourself and fall back into old habits. It is beneficial for Hansen to wrestle in that manner because he is a bully. Kobashi does not let himself be bulled but he does not have a winning record against Hansen so there has to be doubt in the fans' minds and his. Kobashi always wrestles forward. 

I loved the brawling start. Hansen dumping the attacking Kobashi over the top rope and they are just doing the Tasmanian Devil cloud of dust brawl. Hansen pops Kobashi good a couple times with a left. A really big closed fist wins him the advantage. He starts bullying with the Cowboy Kicks and wrestling him to the outside. Kobashi came back with body punches. AMAZING Selling by Hansen the way he doubles over and starts hollering. Kobashi is leg dropping Hansen across the ropes and railing. They trade lunging shoulder tackles at each other with Hansen getting the better of it. HANSEN TORPEDO! I love his bottom rope tope suicida he wipes Kobashi out. A memorable moment in almost all their matches is the Powerbomb on the Exposed Floor. Hansen THROWS KOBASHI DOWN! Kobashi looks like my sister when she wakes up from a nap...where the hell am I? Hansen throws hims into the ringpost gleefully. Hansen is in that comfortable, dominant position. Big middle rope reverse elbow and a suplex as Hansen is in full control at the halfway mark. Hansen is so good at using his weight and suffocating opponents with his full court press. The match was a pretty even brawl. Hansen was resorting to cheap closed fists, but Kobashi was not running away from it. It was two close-range lunging shouldertackles that changed the game. Weight and space. He used his weight and closed the gap quickly suffocating the opponent. Kobashi never had a chance against the second shouldertackle (tope suicida). Hansen with that killer instinct hits the Powerbomb to complete his advantage. Interesting he picked Kobashi up on the DDT. He wants to prove  a point. 

They are tussling on the apron when Hansen charges for a Lariat and wraps it around the steel ringpost! OW! Here we fucking go! Hansen sells like a million bucks and for five minutes Kobashi is laser-focused on that arm. I am not going to bother recapping because people need to see this. All-star performance from both. It works on two levels. Hansen's biggest weapon has been taken away and it has ground his offensive to a halt. Kobashi who was pretty much out on his feet now can gradually work his way back into the match and gets his whips about him. I love this style because it is not a flick of the switch. The next five minutes are pivotal making you believe in the credibility of the Kobashi comeback. 

Of course, we need some drama so Hansen needs some desperation offense. After a cross-armbreaker, which was a great climax to the arm work, Hansen catches a charging Kobashi with a wicked right elbow. Great transition as when you are charging your are vulnerable but you also have extra momentum it is a risk/reward calculation. Hansen won out. Hansen was looking to use his right arm to beat Kobashi into submission. Kobashi looking for that extra momentum took to the air. It was a top rope neckbreaker drop and a missile dropkick that got Kobashi back into the driver's seat. Bodyslam! Fist Pump! Moonsault! 1-2-NO! Great nearfall that I agree with...there's still life in this match. Kobashi MISSES a running leg drop. Again it is a charging Kobashi telegraphing a move and this case missing it giving Hansen opening. I LOVED MIssed Moves! Wicked Hansen right backfists! Lariat signal! Crowd goes nuts. Kobashi fights off, Hansen spins around...DECKS HIM WITH A EASTERN LARIAT (Since the Western Lariat is with his Left Arm, get it? Ok maybe not my best)! 1-2-NO! Limp shoulder raise. Hansen is incredulous. It was his non-dominant arm that he hit the Lariat with. I am assuming he goes to follow-up with a Powerbomb. He doesnt. Works a Back Suplex for 2. Western Lariat misses and Kobashi cant get the load up for a back suplex.  KOBASHI LARIAT! SECOND KOBASHI LARIAT! 1-2-3! The origins of the Burning Lariat! I believe this is the first match he won with a Lariat. I love the idea of him paying tribute to his greatest rival by taking the Lariat making it the Burning Lariat continuing the tradition of it being the most feared move in Japan. Tremendous match and it is official I think this is the best rivalry in the history of pro wrestling even better than Flair vs Steamboat. The beginning did meander too much for this to be a full 5 stars, but once Hansen shouldertackles this match is a stone cold instant classic. Hansen and Kobashi both were tremendous.

#7. Kenta Kobashi vs Akira Taue - AJPW Champions Carnival 3/21/95

Second best match of the best Champions Carnival of All Time!

The 1995 edition of the Champions Carnival is my favorite Carnival of all time (even though 1994 has made a serious play for number one when I just watched it a month ago). To me this is when the Four Corners were all peaking together, Taue was a bit of a laggard, but in 1995 he took a big step forward and was every bit their peer and it all starts with this Carnival run. Dr. Death is to 1994 what Taue is to 1995. The most important thing to note is Kobashi has never beaten Taue, BUT he does hold a time limit draw against then Champion Kawada and several big Tag pins. If you were setting odds, this was a push 'em, but I'd say whoever does win this match was getting the big push for 1995. I reviewed all these matches in 2012 and actually wrote one of my very first blogs on the 1995 Carnival. I will throw in some editorial notes from 2020 as I watch the match.
 
The first match is a contest between the two junior partners in their respective teams. It really feels like both these men are out there with something to prove (2020 Martin: Effort level is very high). This gives this match a real sense of struggle  as both men are making each other work for their moves (2020 Martin: Damn straight). Everytime, Kobashi looks like he is putting something together, Taue will throw him down (2020 Martin: Noticed this theme of Taue being very reactionary. Kobashi was fire up and Taue would have to just defend himself from being overwhelmed). There is a theme among most Kobashi matches of his macho posturing costing him matches as he gets too involved in one up manship that he loses sight of winning the match. Taue, for his part, avoids getting sucked into this like Kawada sometimes will by avoiding the test of strength and going for shortcuts like eye-rakes and throwdowns. Taue is going his best to disrupt Kobashi’s offensive flow. For his part, Taue looked his best on offense that I has seen up to that point. His Jumbo high knee and enziguri combo looked fantastic. He delivered some stiff blows a particularly vicious lariat comes to mind. (2020 Martin: I know the exact lariat that I am talking about. I marked out for that again and I would add the Taue elbow drop from the top was a great highspot). 2020 Martin: I would add that there is a fist fight that breaks out mid-match that Kobashi actually starts when they scrap to the ground. Then Taue comes up swinging. You can tell how badly each man wants it. There is a desperation to win in this match unlike almost any other I have seen. It makes for very engaging viewing. 
 
Kobashi continues this theme of struggle by doing his best to cut off Taue during his offense. Kobashi comes off like a warrior with dogged determination to press on even in bleak circumstance. My favorite spot of the match is when Taue does a throwdown to stop a Kobashi flurry into the corner only for Kobashi to rebound off and lariat him to a great pop. (2020 Martin: I would no longer say thats my favorite spot of the match, but it is a great spot. Noticed how Kobashi needed a Spinning Back Hand Chop, this lariat, and a DDT to just level the playing field.) Eventually string together two pinning combinations off of a bridging german suplex and a powerbomb, but then misses his put-away: the moonsault. This gives the feeling that Kobashi was one move away from his getting his big victory. (2020 Martin: Always smart booking. I am an advocate for missing the finisher. The finisher-kick out is one of the most damaging trends in pro wrestling). 

As part two of my favorite spot of the match, Taue Irish whipped Kobashi into the guardrail and Kobashi went to do a rebound lariat only for Taue to catch him this time and throw him back into the guardrail. That was sweet! (2020 Martin: This is my favorite spot. 2012 Martin seems like a good dude. :) ) Taue follows this up with a HUGE Nodowa off the apron onto the floor! (2020 Martin: This would become a theme throughout the '95 Carnival and a signal that end is nigh. This being the first match we didnt know the pattern yet). Kobashi sells it like death. (2020 Martin: Kobashi's selling from here on is sublime). Taue has to bring him back in to get the pinfall, but Kobashi kicks out. Kobashi is working under the “lights are on, but no one is home” guise just trying to extend Taue to a 30 minute draw by rolling to outside. Taue obliges him by POWERBOMBING him on the floor. There is no safe haven! Taue is such a prick and the fans love it oddly enough as they cheer his name. Kobashi desperately trying to avoid the NODOWA~! EPIC! Taue polishes him off with the DYNAMIC BOMB~! This is Taue’s new and improved finisher to add a bomb to his arsenal.

I liked (2020 Martin: I believe the word you are looking for is "LOVED") this match a whole lot as Taue really blew me away with his performance. He reigned Kobashi in and made sure that Kobashi never ate him alive with all his offense. Taue worked hard to impress and deliver some great offense. The match did a great job to put over two moves: the Nodowa off the apron and the Dynamic Bomb. In addition, it really Taue over as a scrappy, ruthless competitor that would never let a match get too far out of control. Kobashi was able to work his moves in a logical fashion and his facial expressions added to put over how much of a struggle this match was. His most important role was selling like he dead after the Nodowa to the floor and really putting Taue over as a threat. It felt like he was one moonsault away from winning, but at the day he went for one too many rebound lariats and got caught. That was turning point because it allowed Taue to set up the Nodowa to the floor. A fantastic start to the tournament and I think one that places the bar very high for all the matches to follow. (2020 Martin: Wants to add the effort level was extraordinarily high, I loved Kobashi's dogged determination to keep charging & Taue's equally dogged determination to keep throwing him on his ass. I came in thinking we going to start with a kickass match, but this could be the second best match of the tournament).

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Vivid Technicolor Radio #2: Best Hard Rock Heavy Metal Albums of 1988

Hey yo Stud Muffins & Foxy Ladies,

How is everybody doing? I have been a way for while reading history (finished A History of France by John Julius Norwich), watching a ton of pro wrestling (almost done with All Japan Pro Wrestling 1995-1996) and finally listening to a ton of heavy metal. I need to do all this so I can build up some content for you good people! 

I created a spreadsheet of every heavy metal album I wanted to listen to during the Pandemic, some I have heard a million times and some I have never even heard of the band until I did research for this project. The year 1988 seems like the best launching point because it was a lighter year for Heavy Metal even the genre was in the midst of its golden age. 



The year 1987 was a massive year commercially for heavy metal and two mega-albums loomed large in 1988 those being Def Leppard's immaculately produced, pop metal masterpiece "Hysteria" and the out of nowhere grimy sleazy "Appetite for Destruction" by Guns N Roses. Both albums were so big they went #1 again in 1988. The glam metal scene was divided in half. Half of the bands looked to chase commercial glory by emulating the pop sensibilities of Def Leppard and Bon Jovi. The other half stayed closer to the genre's sleazy underground roots laid down by Motley Crue and Guns N Roses. 

1988 being an even numbered year means we could expect albums from big time metal acts as Van Halen, David Lee Roth, Judas Priest, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Bon Jovi, Cinderella and Poison. The last three had their breakout year in 1986. There was a lot of pressure on these bands to follow up on their platinum success. While Van Halen, Roth, Priest and Ozzy by 1988 had become Dinosaurs of the scene, titanic and gigantic. The question in 1988 was could they keep up the young guns. Lastly, there is Metallica and the Bay Area Thrash scene. The year 1988 saw three out of the Big Four release albums along with Testament and Death Angel this was a busy year for the Thrash scene. More and more of the thrash scene was going in a more technical and progressive direction to prove their chops as they sought critical applause in lieu of teen aggression. 

The last question is would there be a breakout band? 1983 saw Motley Crue & Def Leppard, 1984 saw Ratt & Twisted Sister, 1986 saw Bon Jovi & Posion and 1987 saw Guns N Roses & Whitesnake. Did 1988 have any band take the world by storm? The short answer is no. I think that's one of the reasons why 1988 is so interesting along with the fact that's there is no obvious answer what the best album of the year is. There is no clear front-runner, though I would hazard to guess that Metallica's ...And Justice For All would be the consensus pick with Queenrysche's Operation Mindcrime having an outside shot. In a race that is wide open, lets see who The MartMan picks!

I listened to 31 albums at least twice for this project. The first table captures a list of albums released in 1988 that I wanted to listen to but have not had a chance yet. The second table captures the  21 albums I listened to that did not make my Top 10.  



I Did Not Get A Chance To Listen To These Albums
Band
Album
Comment
AC/DC
Blow Up Your Video
Listened to the two singles off the album usual Chuck Berry inspired fare. Doesn’t seem consequential.
Cheap Trick
Lap of Luxury
This album fared well commercially and is considered kind of a comeback album, but lots of outside songwriters makes this feel like less than a Cheap Trick album. I will eventually listen.
Death
Leprosy
I really wanted to listen this, but I don’t think I am fully ready to appreciate Death. I have listened to a couple of their albums. I need more time.
Europe
Out of this World
Imagine thinking “Superstitious” is a better song than “The Final Countdown” that’s what one reviewer said. I listened to the five singles. Very derivative pop metal with that Hysteria sheen. Doesn’t seem necessary.  
Lita Ford
Lita
Never cared for Lita Ford except in The Runaways. I should give this another chance.
Living Color
Vivid
I am guilty of only knowing “Cult of Personality” and really need to give this a spin.
Sabbat
A History of Time To Come
I found out about this album recently reading a Kerrang! Article on the best Thrash albums of all time. Never heard of the band will give this a chance.
Suicidal Tenedencies
How Can I Laugh Today?
Probably my biggest gap in my classic metal knowledge is having not listened to a Suicidal Tendencies Song. I need to rectify that.
Vinnie Vincent Invasion
All Systems Go
I listened to Vinnie Vincent Invasion’s debut album (1986) and it is a lot of shredding at the expense of catchy songs and craftsmanship. It is like Eddie Van Halen forgot the objective was to write a great song and just wanted to show off. I listened to the two singles off this album, Vinnie has tempered his style, but now he lost what made him unique and these mid-tempo rockers don’t stand out at all. The grass is always greener on the other side.
Voivod
Dimension Hatross
I have listened to some Voivod need to give this a full listen.
Vio-Lence
Eternal Nightmare
See Sabbat.


Albums That Missed The Cut
Band
Album
Rating
Comment
Bon Jovi
New Jersey
B+
The last cut, this would have been #11. Big rock album of 1988 commercially. Bad Medicine evoke the arena metal of Slipper When Wet. The choruses are huge throughout this album. Differing musical directions start to pull this band apart. Jon Bon wants to do Springsteen Pontifications while Sambora wants to rock out with his cock out. The most brutal of these Blood On Blood. 99 In The Shade is Bon Jovi doing their Van Hagar impression and they offer more country/western flare. Born To Be My Baby is pure fun.
Britny Fox
Britny Fox
C+
Cinderella they are not. Perhaps the worst power ballad of all time, Save The Weak, though Quiet Riot might have something to say about that. On flip side, Girlschool might be the best music video of all time. Overall, the singles are good, but the deep cuts are par for the course for glam metal. Quiet Riot is their closest cousin, noisy riffs, not a shred album. Too much cheeze, not enough sleeze.
BulletBoys
BulletBoys
C+
Van Halen Wannabes, but at least they are Roth Era Wannabes. Problem is Van Halen was amazing because all parts of the machine are genius. Marq Torqien wanted so badly to be Diamond Dave he shove everyone to side and forgot that everything makes Van Halen great not just Roth’s charisma. There is some Aerosmith in there too with a little more blues than Van Halen. Overall good energy and the front half is more interesting than the back half.
David Lee Roth
Skyscraper
C-
Oh boy. Seeing DLR in live a month before Lockdown was such a treat. The dude had something to prove and rocked so hard. This album I don’t know. The production is terrible. The year 1988 was filled with some really bad production. Everything sounds really processed, restrained and almost tin-ny. I want to blame Steve Vai but I cant be sure, but I can be sure that he was closer to Vinnie Vincent than Eddie here. All shred, but no songwriting. Just ask Coverdale, no one tanks a band quite like Steve Vai at the helm.  It is a bizarre album. “Just Like Paradise” saves it from being an outright flop. I have a question for Roth & Vai, “Where are the hooks?”
Death Angel
Frolic Through the Park
B
Progressive, technical Anthrax is how I would describe this. Very solid thrash, some cool hooks like their use of bass. Leader singer is a man of quality.
Guns 'N' Roses
GNR Lies
B-
EP, front half is faux-live songs. Reckless Life whets your Appetite, if you know what I mean. The second half is acoustic, Patience is Axl at his most vulnerable genius, A+, brutha. One In A Million is Axl at his absolute worst, may be the worst most offensive song ever put out by a mainstream band. It was the Best of Axl, it was the worst of Axl.
Fates Warning
No Exit
B+
Surprisingly awesome! This album came out of nowhere for me as I never heard of this band. If Iron Maiden and Metallica had a baby it would be Fates Warning. It is Progressives but it still Thashes hard. Check out Anarchy Divine.
Helloween
Keeper of the Seven Keys Pt 2
C+
It is Helloween so expect quirky and goofy. I prefer Part One. It is the Fast, Soaring Power Metal they innovated, but they did it better before. “I Want Out” is the most famous track from this album for a good reason.
King Diamond
Them
C+
I love King Diamond and I have seen him live, but this concept album does not do much for me. It is progressive. The music starts and stops and just loses all momentum. His vocals are really annoying on this album as he keeps trying to do these weird voices. There are a lot of bizarre unpredictable moments on the album as if he is trying to do jump scares. They just come out of nowhere and it is jarring, not interesting.
Kix
Blow My Fuse
B
Solid rompin, stompin, rock n roll-tinged hair metal. The singles are the best, “Cold Blood” and “Blow My Fuse”. They are AC/DC with a bigger glammier choruses. They got that AC/DC rhythm section that keeps you rocking. They got some nice twists to them that reminds me of Cheap Trick where you didn’t expect them to go there. “Don’t Close Your Eyes” on Kix.
Ozzy Osbourne
No Rest for the Wicked
B
The most surprising album for me that I didn’t rate higher. Ozzy does seem reinvigorated to be with Zakk. “Miracle Man” and “Crazy Babies” are great Zakk riffs and Ozzy has gone from glam Ozzy back to Prince of Darkness. Just not enough meat on the bone to warrant a higher rating.
Ratt
Reach for the Sky
B-
There’s a great Ratt EP in this full album. Take the first four songs and then swap out the fifth for Chain Reaction and you have an A+  EP. Ratt still had some tricks up their sleeve with the glam-take on Judas Priest’s twin guitar attack. “Way Cool Jr” shows some diversity incorporating the blues. “Don’t Bite The Hands That Feeds” and “Chain Reaction” reminds the world Ratt can still rock just as hard as anyone they just cant do it for a whole album anymore.
Robert Plant
Now and Zen
C+
“Tall Cool One” is my favorite Plant solo song, so I was excited to listen to this album in its entirety but I was disappointed. It was mediocre elevator music and it did not feel relevant.
Roxx Gang
Things You’ve Never Done Before
B
An obscure sleaze band out of Florida. The year 1988 saw a divergence in the glam metal community. Half went the pop metal route following Def Leppard and Bon Jovi, the other half stuck with Guns N Roses & Motley Crue and kept it sleazy. This is damn good sleazy rock n roll, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Chuck Berry. “Scratch My Back” is so bitchin’ and if the rest of album was that good, it would have been A+. Because they are from Florida have a cool, different Southern vibe to them. Check em out!
Scorpions
Savage Amusement
B-
Scorpions were on the run of a lifetime. Lovedrive, Blackout and Love At First Sting! All good things must come to an end. Savage Amusement is still good, but they follow the trend of Def Leppard and Bon Jovi going for pop sheen instead of guitar pyrotechnics. The Scorps just weren’t built that way. The first two tracks deceive you into thinking your balls will be rocked off but the rest of the album leaves you with blue balls.
Slayer
South of Heaven
C+
I love Slayer, I swear. I love Thrash too. Two thrash albums made my top ten. I must have listened to this album a dozen times. Besides the title track and “Mandatory Suicide” I cant tell you what any other track is on this album or what it sounds like. It is ball-less. Nothing grabs. It is just good background noise. That being said the song “South of Heaven” might be the best metal song of 1988 and it is really fucking good.
Stryper
In God We Trust
D
I love Stryper, I swear. To Hell With The Devil and Against The Law SMOKE! This album is a victim of shitty late 80s production. Way too many keyboards. They went from accent pieces providing atmosphere and texture to being front and center. It is too bright and pop-y. They castrated themselves. It sounds very artificial. It sounds like shitty Styx instead of Heavy Metal.
Testament
The New Order
B+
For an album made on the fly, with less than a year since their debut, this album is pretty fucking good and almost made my top ten. There is a fantastic streak from New Order to Into The Pit to Disciples of the Watch. Most people prefer the Debut, but I disagree I like this album a lot more. The production is much high quality everything sounds really full and heavy. This is a bone-crusher of an album!
Van Halen
OU812
C
Oh how the mighty Van Halen has fallen! My favorite band of all time proved they could produce a masterpiece without Roth in 1986 with 5150. It is almost like Eddie said “See I told you so, now I am going to make the album I want” and what he produced was an ode to the lumbering mid-1970s pomp rock of Led Zeppeling and Queen similar to what Axl did with Chinese Democracy. Eddie Van Halen is a genius and I bet to him this is what he thought truly “great” rock sounded like. There is so much production going on here tons of synthesizer tracks and sound effects. Lots of atmosphere here too, it is not a pointed, driving assault. The other weird effect is Sammy Hagar wants to have a good time and he is singing these party anthem lyrics, but the music does not match the lyrics. It is very plodding and tepid. It is just not a fun album. “Where have all the good times gone?”  
Vixen
Vixen
B
I have always known that girls can rock hard and Vixen lends more credence to that. Jan Kuehnemund is a fantastic guitarist. She can ROAR with the best of them. I would say she is most similar to either Vivian Campbell of Dio or Mick Mars of Motley Crue. She is not a shredder but she is not a staccato thrasher either. There is a muscularity to her sound. Unfortunately the production sometimes buries this in favor to highlight the fact that Vixen has a female singer. It is an all girl band but you cant tell that from an instrument perspective you can only tell that from the singer so since the hook is that they are all women, the singer gets front place in the mix, which is a bummer since there are some great tunes here. Check out pro shot footage from a Spring Break concert, Jan Kuehnemund smokes.
Winger
Winger
C+
I really like Winger, going so far as to see Kip Winger Unplugged doing all your Winger favorites in a shitty little bar in Worcester so I was shocked I didn’t think much of this album. The singles + “Hungry” are killer. “Madalaine” is my favorite 80s Winger song. The deep cuts just are not very deep.


Top 10 Heavy Metal Albums of 1988


#10. Ram It Down - Judas Priest
Rating: B+
A very underrated album in the massive catalog of Judas Priest. If this was the follow-up to the monstrous Defenders of the Faith then I think this would be much more fondly remembered. Priest's metal credibility took a hit when they went glam in 1986 with "Turbo" with not much to show for it besides "Turbo Lover". "Ram It Down" was supposed to be a return to staccato riffing glory but it took more to earn the fans' trust back and that would be accomplished with the vicious, take no prisoners Painkiller. As a glam metal fan, I have no qualms with Almighty Priest going glam so I have an open mind to this album. I think "Heavy Metal" and "Come And Get It" are brutally underrated songs in the Priest catalog. They rock wicked hard, they have that characteristic skull-cracking pummel to it with Halford singing like  a Banshee. Priest was never a shred band, but Tipton/Downing show off their chops in "Heavy Metal".  "Blood Red Skies" is epic Priest and "Ram It Down" is one of their best speed metal offerings. The back half is a little bit of a letdown, but nothing to be ashamed of. Balancing speed with Arena metal is what Judas Priest does best and this album is classic Priest, all other critics be damned.   


#9. Long Cold Winter - Cinderella
Rating: B+

Cinderella is one of those rare glam metal bands that has cache with critics, even though they went full glam in both appearance and style on their 1986 debut, "Night Songs". Their garb seem to be more at home at the Court of the Sun King in Versailles than in Motley Crue's post-apocalyptic Sunset Strip. They sing about that on "Bad Seamtress Blues" ok I am kidding, but that would have been a funny topic. Cinderella went for diversity on their second album incorporating liberal amounts of blues-rock to their heavy metal sound. They sound like the best possible version of Aerosmith. They maintain their edge and heaviness but their rhythm section swings and keeps you moving. "Gypsy Road" is an absolute banger and I remember that being my favorite live song when I saw them in concert like 5 years ago. "Dont Know What You Got Until It's Gone" is their most favorite song. It is a very stereotypical power ballad, but Tom Keifer's trained yet powerful vocals make it special. The production is top-notch, everything sounds loud and full. All the instruments come together to keep you rocking. The drums sound amazing, the bass drum booms and the snare drum snaps like this a Madonna album. Perfection. Overall, there is a bit too much blues for me especially on the title track which is a bit of dirge with lots of bemoaning wailing, but deep cuts like "If You Dont Like It" which is a pure heavy metal high energy more than make for it. It is not Night Songs, but it is a worthy sequel.

#8. Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son - Iron Maiden
Rating: B+

Iron Maiden goes full Prog on this their fifth album with Bruce Dickinson. It has all the makings of an album I shouldnt like...very proggy and lots of 80s synths, but surprisingly this album still rocks hard and I would say is underrated by Maiden fans. "Can I Play With Madness" is the hit and it is a very fun song, which is something weird to say about Iron Maiden. It is dare I say playful. The chorus is such a great hook and the music has a Medieval/Renaissance Folk Metal vibe I dig. "The Evil Men Do" is one of the best Maiden epics right up there with "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Powerslave". It is a great subject and it very catchy for an epic. "Seventh Son of a Seventh Son" is mostly fun for Dickinson chanting the title over and over again and never slipping up with all those "S's". "The Clairvoyant" which I first heard at my first Maiden concert in 2014 is a total banger that makes you want to dance and lose your mind during the chorus. Usually when I think "Prog" I think lumbering, plodding, needless twists and turns and no hooks. Maiden did a lot of interesting things within the songs and kept them fun & interesting.   

#7. ...And Justice For All - Metallica
Rating: A-

Sometimes, this album is just what the doctor ordered, an absolute aural assault. This is thrash at its more refined and coldest. Every note inflicts maximal damage on the senses. It bludgeons the listener with pulsating riff and after pulsating riff. "Blackended" is a song for environmental justice is a standout with its speed with its amazingly brutal breakdown. "Eye of the Beholder" is hypnotic and the best chorus Metallica ever came up with. "One" is Metallica's first crossover hit and one of their best epics.  Its sterility and calculated nature works against it because it is so un-fun and un-entertaining that leaves the listener cold. There is nothing spontaneous or organic about this album. It is the work of perfectionists, who wanted to deliver a technical masterpiece. It is an album that is almost inhuman. It deals with a lot of subjects of humans being stripped of their humanity. It is fitting in a way. I love to listen tot his when I am doing a lot of mathematical analysis. It really fits that logical, analytical cold nature of humanity. 

#6. Operation Mindcrime - Queensryche
Rating: A-

I finally listened to the story and its pretty damn good! The year 1988 is when Prog made its comeback with Iron Maiden, Metallica and now Queensryche delivering Prog masterpieces. The difference between these Seattle rockers and the previous bands was their hits are just so much catchier. "Revolution Calling" is one of my favorite songs ever by any band. The tension they build with the rhythm section intro and they blow it off with a Scorpions style guitar shredding is so cool. Geoff Tate has a cool swagger in this song and the chorus is just massive. It is exactly the call to arm they were looking for. "I Dont Believe In Love" and "Eyes of A Stranger" are the other two standouts that do a great job marrying prog metal with catchy Arena metal choruses. Queensryche sometimes gets labelled glam because they are more pop than Thrash and "glam" became a catch all for all heavy metal bands from the 80s that did not rock as hard as Metallica. Queensryche is just a damn great heavy metal band similar to Judas Priest or Iron Maiden. 

#5. Open Up And Say...Ahh! - Poison
Rating: A-

Pure fun. Some people call this the Van Halen album where they traded in the gutter riffs of "Look What The Cat Dragged In" for the shred style of Eddie. I think pyrotechnics are present on the hit singles "Nothin' But A Good Time" and "Fallen Angel" but there is so much more to this album. Three out of four members of Poison are from rural Pennsylvania and I think the country/western rock n roll roots are more pronounced the album. "Good Love" has a wicked sex appeal to it and the monster power ballad "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" is the best country ballad ever. "Bad To Be Good" is Poison at their heaviest but they get there by way of the blues as Bret sneers and snarls his way through it. The glam energy is still there on deep cuts like "Back to the Rocking Horse" and "Tearin Down the Walls". In the former there is a childlike romanticism that is conveyed through the chorus that is very glam and "tearn Down The Walls" the preening and sneering comes back. Perhaps my favorite song on this album of no bad songs is "Love On The Rocks" is their best sleaze song which is seductive in very shape and form and just a rollicking good time. How did I forget "Look But Cant Touch" which is a straight ahead no frill heavy metal jam with Bret's flare for country storytelling. Methinks I should have ranked thsi higher.

#4. So Far, So Good...So What! - Megadeth
Rating: A-

I do not think there's a bigger fan of this album than me. Mustaine has disavowed it and everyone slams it. The story goes Megadeth literally blew all the money for the album as in all the money went to cocaine. The production sounds like nothing else in 1988 because it sounds like it was made in 1983 with a shoestring budget. It is so raw and pure. Thrash had become so technical and proggy and Megadeth just delivered a no frills, straight ahead thrash album. The joke is on everyone because Mustaine was technically the best guitarists of the lot of them. His runs on this album behind a speed metal rhythm bed are jaw dropping. My favorite track has always been "Hook In Mouth" it is a vicious attack on the PMRC and government censorship. I love the part towards the end where he does a spoken word breakdown and then snarls "HOOK IN MOUTH" and then goes right back into that fucking killer groove riff. The beginning combination of "Into Lungs Of Hell"/"Set The World Afire" is what thrash dreams are made of. It simple and brutal. "Mary Jane" and "In my Darkest Hour" are great moody thrash jams that give the album diversity. Overall, this was the best headbanging album of 1988! Also what was up with 1988 and the ellipsis. Metallica, Megadeth and Poison all had it in their album titles!

#3. Tattooed Beat Messiah - Zodiac Mindwarp
Rating: A-

Never heard of Zodiac Mindwarp, well dont worry about it they will give you a "Backseat Education", I hear if you are pretty they will do it for free. I have known of Zodiac Mindwarp since college and they are glam's best kept secret. "I love T.V. and I Love T-Rex" does it get more glam than that? I do not fucking think so! If Megadeth was the best pure thrash album of 1988, this is the best pure glam album of 1988. It is noisy, crunchy, hooky riffs with a movin', groovin' rhythm sections and it has the best big glam choruses of the year. Zodiac Mindwarp is a celestial Sex God cum to Earth to filled every woman with ecstasy. I mean does it get more glam than that! What a gimmick! The album is drenched in sleaze and bodily fluids. It is glorious. "Your lipstick flickers on my lightning rod" - Sleaze poetry *swoon*. "Prime Mover", "Backseat Education" and "Planet Girl" are some of the best glam songs that T-Rex and Sweet never wrote. The only thing holding this back is that power ballad "Kid's Stuff" is pretty bad. Zodiac Mindwarp is just not a gimmick built for conventional power ballads. Some people would compare this to Steel Panther, but Steel Panther is clearly a joke. This is closer to a pro wrestling gimmick, it is clearly fake BUT character believes it is real. Steel Panther wants you to know they are in on joke and they are laughing with you. This album doesnt make you laugh but it makes you smile extra wide. 

#2. Danzig - Danzig
Rating: A

What the hell can top that? "Father! Do you want to bang heads with me? Mother! Do you want to find Hell with me" Oh Hell Yeah....it is DANZIG! No one sounds like Danzig! The bastard son of Elvis and Black Sabbath. When everyone else wanted to sound like Eddie Van Halen or Judas Priest, Glenn Danzig said "Fuck You! I I want to sound like Black Sabbath". Ozzy once said something to effect he didnt see how Black Sabbath influenced most heavy metal bands and he is right I would argue Priest and Van Halen were more influential. The Black Sabbath sound is so unique and so ungodly heavy and so fucking awesome that I am happy someone took up the mantle and it was Danzig! Danzig's demonic, hellish record is the most metal album of 1988 as he howls about Satan and sex. Every riff is indebted to Tony Iommi's dark roar. The coolest effect is Danzig's Elvis meets Jim Morrison vibe that has such a cool swagger. It is so unique and so cool. I feel because Danzig does not belong to a scene, LA Glam, British Heavy Metal or Bay Area Thrash that the band gets overlooked which is a crying shame because this band is so heavy and so unique. The opening riff to "Twist of Cain" is what heavy metal is made of. Up The Irons! Bang Your Head!

#1. L.A. Guns - L.A. Guns
Rating: A

Danzig was all set to take top honors until I gave this one last listen and Holy Shit! does this album smoke! L.A. Gun are a part of the unholy trinity of L.A.'s Second Wave Sleaze scene along with luminaries, Guns 'n' Roses and Faster Pussycat. The other two released their debut albums the year prior, L.A. Guns was a little late releasing this five days into the new year 1988 and for the next 360 days no band could top it. Talk about blowing your wad early! I was lucky enough to see Phil Lewis and Tracii Guns of L.A. Guns in 2016 and they were awesome together. It was a sleaze dream come true. My pro wrestling friend, Goodhelmet, knows how much I love the genre and mailed me a signed drum stick of Steve Riley that he caught in a concert back in the 80s! So fucking cool! No one has better posture in the history of metal tan Steve Riley.  L.A. Guns founded by Tracii Guns, who originally lent his name to Guns N Roses after a merger between LA Guns and Hollywood Rose but left after squabbles with Axl no surprise there, re-established his band with Phil Lewis as the singer formerly of Girl a British glam rock band that spun off Phil Colleen, Def Lep's lead guitarist. L.A. Guns followed the blueprint of GNR and Pussycat with a scorching hot sleaze record. Sleaze is a sub-genre of glam metal that de-emphasizes the heavy metal and gang chorus aspects of glam metal. It is more of a rock n roll, punk take on the genre but with guitar solos, but not shred-style. The riffs are usually very grimy and nasty. Sleaze bands did usually maintain the traditional glam image of dressing as women during a time when most bands were taking off the make-up.  Sleaze bands often use vocals that are more based on a cock-sure attitude and are obsessed with sex, drugs and rock n roll naturally. The ultimate sleaze song is "Sex Action" off this album. It is just perfect in every way. When Lewis exclaims "Boy she's gone sleaze!" it was the moment where the new genre was named. Tracii Guns is the most metal of the sleaze guitarists as a lot of the blistering riffs are heavy and chugging see "One More Reason" and "Nothing To Lose". He also has those rattlesnake like riffs on the speedster "No Mercy" and the driving anthem "Electric Gypsy". Tracii's solos are more explosive than Slash's or the ones form Faster Pussycat Pussycat and owe more to Eddie Van Halen.  Phil Lewis's voice is perfect for the sleaze genre. It is very thin. It lends itself well to the three S's: sneering, snarling and screeches. He has an androgynous preen to him that fits the sexuality of the songs so well.  There is not a bad song on the album and everything is just full of piss 'n' vinegar. This was a band with a chip on their shoulder and something to prove. When it looked like pop metal would reign supreme, L.A. Guns proved the sleazy underground of the Sunset Strip was still fertile and ripe with raw agression.